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Old 09-11-2007, 08:49 AM   #1
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Some jokes for you
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:07 AM   #2
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haha thanks for those.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:26 AM   #3
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thanks for the jokes
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:28 AM   #4
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lol........
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:41 AM   #5
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haha I like number 6.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:46 AM   #6
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What do you give the crackhead that has everything?












Penicillin.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:46 AM   #7
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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty joke, Two of the female students in the class decided to walk out on next the next joke.

The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of hookers in Los Vegas?"

With that, the two female students stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The bus doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:00 AM   #8
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hehe, the last one about the sensitive, caring men is pretty funny.
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:12 AM   #9
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hahahha thanks man!
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:14 AM   #10
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What's the useless part at the top of a vagina called ??






















A wife...
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:30 PM   #11
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
hahaha .. good ones
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:32 PM   #12
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
That's actually pretty funny. Nice one.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:38 PM   #13
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What food completly eliminates the libido in women?














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