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Old 09-01-2007, 04:42 PM   #1
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My wife is killing me today.... I want to cry....

It's her time of the "month" and she is dumber then dumb, bitchier then holy hell....

Help me...

I want to cry...
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:46 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:47 PM   #3
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When the river runs dry, You will no longer want to cry. :P
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:47 PM   #4
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:56 PM   #5
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Take the skirt off put some pants on and tell her to stop being a whiny bitch.
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:25 PM   #7
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:27 PM   #8
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Women aren't human... nothing can bleed that long and not die.

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Old 09-01-2007, 06:08 PM   #9
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Lock her up in the closet for a week. That always works.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:10 PM   #10
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haha... "dumber then dumb"

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Old 09-01-2007, 06:14 PM   #11
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I hate when my wife gets her period... i understand what you are going thru
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:33 PM   #12
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:34 PM   #13
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:35 PM   #14
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haha... "dumber then dumb"

irony rocks!
He won't get it.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:35 PM   #15
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:37 PM   #16
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:42 PM   #17
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Grind up some sleeping tablets, put them in her food and enjoy the peace and quiet... Unless she snores.
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:18 PM   #18
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it sucks indeed ....and there is nothing you can do about it ...
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:05 PM   #19
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I have bad PMS so I'll send her this thread, LOL



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Old 09-01-2007, 08:09 PM   #20
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Send her back to her parents house during that "time".
Let them deal with it.
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Old 09-01-2007, 08:27 PM   #21
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Damn, come on how the hell would you like to feel like shit for a week every month! It's like every three weeks you get a bug that tears you up from the chest down... Take her to the Dr. and get her some decent meds for that, most GYNs will hook her up with a mild narcotic for bad months. Seriously if she feels better then she will be happier and you will too.
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:27 PM   #22
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You're so witty, Baddog. Did I spell this correct, by the way? And didn't I break any board rules? We really need an unofficial spelling and rule nazi volunteer like you here, otherwise it would be chaos. Thanks, Baddog.
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:37 PM   #23
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i hate that time of the month... my wife goes crazy without any reason...
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:02 PM   #24
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Help me...

I want to cry...
So does she.

Love her from a distance, and bring her a gift that says you thought of her - even though she's almost impossible to live with.

Track her cycle .. and know when to be scarce. Smart men, just go away.

Repeat after me ...

It's only biology.

The Insanilty is only temporary.

Nothing you say, other than I love you, will make a difference.

The Insanilty is only temporary.
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:08 PM   #25
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It's her time of the "month" and she is dumber then dumb, bitchier then holy hell....

Help me...

I want to cry...
She is that way only during a certain time of the month - you're dumber than dumb year around...

Suck it up and take it like a man!!!

ADG
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:37 PM   #26
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we are in the same boat... my gf started hers today...
I got bitched for saying "I love you"... can not get much worse then that!
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:49 PM   #27
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...well, you can make things better and offer to have the period for her.. they are so enjoyable !! ;)
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Old 09-01-2007, 10:54 PM   #28
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You're so witty, Baddog. Did I spell this correct, by the way? And didn't I break any board rules? We really need an unofficial spelling and rule nazi volunteer like you here, otherwise it would be chaos. Thanks, Baddog.
Was I talking to or about you sonny?
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Old 09-01-2007, 11:02 PM   #29
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Old 09-02-2007, 01:55 AM   #30
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Go down to the local bar and drink some beer. That's the way to cure PMS. =)
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Old 09-02-2007, 06:27 AM   #32
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Old 09-02-2007, 08:37 AM   #34
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My wife got really pissed at me last time she was flowing because she came home and I was doing the dishes, "the wrong way".

WTF?
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It's her time of the "month" and she is dumber then dumb, bitchier then holy hell....

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Something bad happened? I haven't seen you on the board today
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thats Mr. Crockett for you sir
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Master Crockett would be appropriate, but I will stick with sonny.
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Best anaestetic for her having her period and PMS etc.... have more sex.

Pity that sex is the last thing a lot of women seem to want during that time.

Me, I have no problem with it. What kind of warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword? :D
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