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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your moms box
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My wife is killing me today.... I want to cry....
It's her time of the "month" and she is dumber then dumb, bitchier then holy hell....
Help me... I want to cry... |
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Gotta love the monthly monster.
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When the river runs dry, You will no longer want to cry. :P
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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cut her ovaries out.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Take the skirt off put some pants on and tell her to stop being a whiny bitch.
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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great time to head down to the local brothel.
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Nice time to grab a beer and head outside.
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#8 |
Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
Posts: 29,903
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Women aren't human... nothing can bleed that long and not die.
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Lock her up in the closet for a week. That always works.
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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haha... "dumber then dumb"
irony rocks! |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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I hate when my wife gets her period... i understand what you are going thru
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#12 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Fl
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Thank you for reminding me that im a few days away from hell, I saw hints of it today
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#13 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Fl
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Kill me now.
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
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too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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Wait until she reads this post
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Is she a drinker too?
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#17 |
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Grind up some sleeping tablets, put them in her food and enjoy the peace and quiet... Unless she snores.
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Make STACK$
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it sucks indeed ....and there is nothing you can do about it ...
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H.B.I.C.
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I have bad PMS so I'll send her this thread, LOL
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#20 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
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Send her back to her parents house during that "time".
Let them deal with it.
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#21 |
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Location: NY
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Damn, come on how the hell would you like to feel like shit for a week every month! It's like every three weeks you get a bug that tears you up from the chest down... Take her to the Dr. and get her some decent meds for that, most GYNs will hook her up with a mild narcotic for bad months. Seriously if she feels better then she will be happier and you will too.
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emperor of my world
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i hate that time of the month... my wife goes crazy without any reason...
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#24 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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![]() So does she.
Love her from a distance, and bring her a gift that says you thought of her - even though she's almost impossible to live with. Track her cycle .. and know when to be scarce. Smart men, just go away. Repeat after me ... It's only biology. The Insanilty is only temporary. Nothing you say, other than I love you, will make a difference. The Insanilty is only temporary. |
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#26 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Montreal / Sparta
Posts: 4,331
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we are in the same boat... my gf started hers today...
I got bitched for saying "I love you"... can not get much worse then that!
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...well, you can make things better and offer to have the period for her.. they are so enjoyable !! ;)
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So Fucking Banned
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pms is the pain all men must carry.
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Location: Sweden
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Go down to the local bar and drink some beer. That's the way to cure PMS. =)
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one sick puppy
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hahahahah
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#32 |
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slap her
not in the face
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It'll be over soon.
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#35 |
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My wife got really pissed at me last time she was flowing because she came home and I was doing the dishes, "the wrong way".
WTF? |
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#37 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Netherlands
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that shit is serious
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A freakin' legend!
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Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Posts: 18,975
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Sometimes B complex vitamins help.
If that doesn't work, try a rubber mallet.
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So Fucking Banned
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boots are my religion
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Location: Heart of europe
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go to a pub...for some days
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uhhh that fucking blows... time to visit a friend
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it's threads like this that remind me why I am single at the moment
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#43 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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I know what you are feeling man..
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l337 h4x0r!#%
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Sucks to be you. My girl got her hood pierced last night and then started her period. Double whammy for me. *sigh*
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#45 |
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Just wait for a couple of days..It'll pass
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#46 |
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fuck her in the ass so she can calm down a lil bit
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Best anaestetic for her having her period and PMS etc.... have more sex.
Pity that sex is the last thing a lot of women seem to want during that time. Me, I have no problem with it. What kind of warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword? :D
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#48 |
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Get her flowers man!
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