My wife is killing me today.... I want to cry....
 

It's her time of the "month" and she is dumber then dumb, bitchier then holy hell....

Help me...

I want to cry...

Gotta love the monthly monster.

When the river runs dry, You will no longer want to cry. :P

cut her ovaries out.

Take the skirt off put some pants on and tell her to stop being a whiny bitch.

great time to head down to the local brothel. :)

Nice time to grab a beer and head outside.

Women aren't human... nothing can bleed that long and not die.

Lock her up in the closet for a week. That always works.

haha... "dumber then dumb"

irony rocks!

I hate when my wife gets her period... i understand what you are going thru

Thank you for reminding me that im a few days away from hell, I saw hints of it today :)

Kill me now.

He won't get it.

Wait until she reads this post :1orglaugh

Is she a drinker too?

Grind up some sleeping tablets, put them in her food and enjoy the peace and quiet... Unless she snores.

it sucks indeed ....and there is nothing you can do about it ...

I have bad PMS so I'll send her this thread, LOL



:winkwink:

Send her back to her parents house during that "time".
Let them deal with it.

Damn, come on how the hell would you like to feel like shit for a week every month! It's like every three weeks you get a bug that tears you up from the chest down... Take her to the Dr. and get her some decent meds for that, most GYNs will hook her up with a mild narcotic for bad months. Seriously if she feels better then she will be happier and you will too.

You're so witty, Baddog. Did I spell this correct, by the way? And didn't I break any board rules? We really need an unofficial spelling and rule nazi volunteer like you here, otherwise it would be chaos. Thanks, Baddog.

i hate that time of the month... my wife goes crazy without any reason...

So does she.

Love her from a distance, and bring her a gift that says you thought of her - even though she's almost impossible to live with.

Track her cycle .. and know when to be scarce. Smart men, just go away.

Repeat after me ...

It's only biology.

The Insanilty is only temporary.

Nothing you say, other than I love you, will make a difference.

The Insanilty is only temporary.

She is that way only during a certain time of the month - you're dumber than dumb year around... :winkwink:

Suck it up and take it like a man!!! :1orglaugh

ADG

we are in the same boat... my gf started hers today...
I got bitched for saying "I love you"... can not get much worse then that!

...well, you can make things better and offer to have the period for her.. they are so enjoyable !! ;)

Was I talking to or about you sonny?

pms is the pain all men must carry.

Go down to the local bar and drink some beer. That's the way to cure PMS. =)

hahahahah :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

slap her
not in the face

It'll be over soon.

thats Mr. Crockett for you sir

My wife got really pissed at me last time she was flowing because she came home and I was doing the dishes, "the wrong way".

WTF?

Something bad happened? I haven't seen you on the board today :1orglaugh

that shit is serious

Sometimes B complex vitamins help.

If that doesn't work, try a rubber mallet.

In our country you are too young to be addressed as Mr.

Master Crockett would be appropriate, but I will stick with sonny.

go to a pub...for some days

uhhh that fucking blows... time to visit a friend

it's threads like this that remind me why I am single at the moment

I know what you are feeling man..

Sucks to be you. My girl got her hood pierced last night and then started her period. Double whammy for me. *sigh*

Just wait for a couple of days..It'll pass:)

fuck her in the ass so she can calm down a lil bit :)

Best anaestetic for her having her period and PMS etc.... have more sex.

Pity that sex is the last thing a lot of women seem to want during that time.

Me, I have no problem with it. What kind of warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword? :D

Get her flowers man!