Wife Treats Husband's Internet Addiction by Amputating His Hand - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 08-31-2007, 02:55 AM

China: He Ling from Chengdu city has amputated her husband's right hand after catching him video chatting to girls at a local internet cafe. Her husband, Jiang Ming, had promised he would spend time with his new son in preference to the net.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his verdict.

Source: www.int.iol.co.za

who · 08-31-2007, 03:06 AM

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Didn't see or feel anything until the mouse stopped working eh?

RedShoe · 08-31-2007, 03:12 AM

must have been one sharp ass knife

SpaceAce · 08-31-2007, 03:12 AM

Haha, I love the part about the arrow not moving. I understand the guy taking a share of the responsibility, but holy shit... how do you ever trust your wife after she performs impromptu unrequested surgery on you?

SpaceAce

RedShoe · 08-31-2007, 03:12 AM

Enema · 08-31-2007, 03:15 AM

That doesn't make any sense.

Now that he's disabled, when he spends time with his new son she's going to have to..... give him a hand?

JamesK2 · 08-31-2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his

wow.

voa · 08-31-2007, 04:11 AM

This is so sick.

The Duck · 08-31-2007, 04:24 AM

Note to self: never marry.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-31-2007, 04:30 AM

ADG

martinsc · 08-31-2007, 04:36 AM

damn, that's kinda fucked up...

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2007, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

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RawAlex · 08-31-2007, 04:46 AM

She just wanted a stump job.

fuzzylogic · 08-31-2007, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

the old knife fight pics are great.

I remember when I posted my knife threats way back in the eold days, people loved it.

http://www.webmasterknifefights.com

who is Shelly Crash? she's got a sexy pic

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2007, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

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fuzzylogic · 08-31-2007, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

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Noe · 08-31-2007, 11:46 AM

lol...I can just see the wife threatening him..."The next time I see you whacking off to the computer I'm choping off that hand"

SykkBoy · 08-31-2007, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

the old knife fight pics are great.

I remember when I posted my knife threats way back in the eold days, people loved it.

http://www.webmasterknifefights.com

holy crap, I almost forgot, I have an old pic I took for that site....it's me naked, holding a machete covered in blood and of course has FletchXXX written on it ;-)

I gotta find that thing

tranza · 08-31-2007, 11:57 AM

Lol, that's fucked up!!

GAMEFINEST · 08-31-2007, 11:59 AM

she knew the way of the ninja

fallenmuffin · 08-31-2007, 12:02 PM

Yeah, okay.. cut of my hand and get shot in the face. Seems fair lol

digifan · 08-31-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Where do you take these pics from???

Ravage · 08-31-2007, 12:20 PM

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fuzzylogic · 09-01-2007, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum ChrisM

Marshall Law is badass

however, someone once said if eye-for-an-eye were law than the whole world would be blind.

pornvue · 09-01-2007, 07:04 AM

oh shit...internet addiction is bad

Mr. Websites · 09-01-2007, 09:21 AM

I'm guessing she finally got her point across?

Fletch XXX · 09-01-2007, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

holy crap, I almost forgot, I have an old pic I took for that site....it's me naked, holding a machete covered in blood and of course has FletchXXX written on it ;-)

I gotta find that thing

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ridikuloz · 09-01-2007, 09:31 AM

atleast it wasn't his third hand.

tony286 · 09-01-2007, 09:33 AM

See it pays to listen to your wife.

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fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	Wife Treats Husband's Internet Addiction by Amputating His Hand China: He Ling from Chengdu city has amputated her husband's right hand after catching him video chatting to girls at a local internet cafe. Her husband, Jiang Ming, had promised he would spend time with his new son in preference to the net. "I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming. Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his verdict. Source: www.int.iol.co.za

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