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fuzzylogic 08-31-2007 02:55 AM

Wife Treats Husband's Internet Addiction by Amputating His Hand
 
China: He Ling from Chengdu city has amputated her husband's right hand after catching him video chatting to girls at a local internet cafe. Her husband, Jiang Ming, had promised he would spend time with his new son in preference to the net.

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his verdict.

Source: www.int.iol.co.za

who 08-31-2007 03:06 AM

"I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving. Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out," said Ming.

Didn't see or feel anything until the mouse stopped working eh?

RedShoe 08-31-2007 03:12 AM

must have been one sharp ass knife

SpaceAce 08-31-2007 03:12 AM

Haha, I love the part about the arrow not moving. I understand the guy taking a share of the responsibility, but holy shit... how do you ever trust your wife after she performs impromptu unrequested surgery on you?

SpaceAce

RedShoe 08-31-2007 03:12 AM

http://bootybone.com/gfy/5sub-yoshi.jpg

Enema 08-31-2007 03:15 AM

That doesn't make any sense.

Now that he's disabled, when he spends time with his new son she's going to have to..... give him a hand?

JamesK2 08-31-2007 03:46 AM

Quote:

Despite his injury Ming asked the judge to be lenient with his wife, saying he had broken his promise so it was his fault. The judge is yet to announce his
wow. :Oh crap

voa 08-31-2007 04:11 AM

This is so sick.

The Duck 08-31-2007 04:24 AM

Note to self: never marry.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-31-2007 04:30 AM

http://www.bnglifecasting.com/diy/ha...ding_tapes.jpg

http://soundsofthecinema.blogspirit..../medium_it.jpg

ADG

martinsc 08-31-2007 04:36 AM

damn, that's kinda fucked up...

Fletch XXX 08-31-2007 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 13013550)

the old knife fight pics are great.

I remember when I posted my knife threats way back in the eold days, people loved it.

http://www.webmasterknifefights.com

RawAlex 08-31-2007 04:46 AM

She just wanted a stump job.

fuzzylogic 08-31-2007 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13013770)
the old knife fight pics are great.

I remember when I posted my knife threats way back in the eold days, people loved it.

http://www.webmasterknifefights.com

who is Shelly Crash? she's got a sexy pic :thumbsup

Fletch XXX 08-31-2007 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 13013870)
who is Shelly Crash? she's got a sexy pic :thumbsup

ShellyCrash is affiliate manager/queen of http://affiliates.eroticy.com/

And yes, she does.

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/person/person.html?id=00685

fuzzylogic 08-31-2007 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13013885)
ShellyCrash is affiliate manager/queen of http://affiliates.eroticy.com/

And yes, she does.

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/person/person.html?id=00685

thanks a lot fletch! :thumbsup

Noe 08-31-2007 11:46 AM

lol...I can just see the wife threatening him..."The next time I see you whacking off to the computer I'm choping off that hand"

SykkBoy 08-31-2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13013770)
the old knife fight pics are great.

I remember when I posted my knife threats way back in the eold days, people loved it.

http://www.webmasterknifefights.com

holy crap, I almost forgot, I have an old pic I took for that site....it's me naked, holding a machete covered in blood and of course has FletchXXX written on it ;-)


I gotta find that thing

tranza 08-31-2007 11:57 AM

Lol, that's fucked up!!

GAMEFINEST 08-31-2007 11:59 AM

she knew the way of the ninja

fallenmuffin 08-31-2007 12:02 PM

Yeah, okay.. cut of my hand and get shot in the face. Seems fair lol

digifan 08-31-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13013737)

Where do you take these pics from??? :helpme:1orglaugh

Ravage 08-31-2007 12:20 PM

Marshall Law is badass

http://www.diversionprojects.org/ima...rshall_Law.jpg

fuzzylogic 09-01-2007 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum ChrisM (Post 13015441)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
however, someone once said if eye-for-an-eye were law than the whole world would be blind. :warning

pornvue 09-01-2007 07:04 AM

oh shit...internet addiction is bad :(

Mr. Websites 09-01-2007 09:21 AM

I'm guessing she finally got her point across? :Oh crap

Fletch XXX 09-01-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 13015353)
holy crap, I almost forgot, I have an old pic I took for that site....it's me naked, holding a machete covered in blood and of course has FletchXXX written on it ;-)


I gotta find that thing

nice nice.

ridikuloz 09-01-2007 09:31 AM

atleast it wasn't his third hand.

tony286 09-01-2007 09:33 AM

See it pays to listen to your wife.


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