Originally Posted by spacedog
(Post 13007421)
New York City was having a problem with pigeons of epidemic proportions.
The citizens were in an uproar because the pesky pigeons were everywhere.
Shitting on pedestrians, flying through traffic, causing a ruckus.. The citizens were beginning to protest.
The mayor tried everything to get rid of the pesky pigeons, but no matter how hard the officials tried, nothing would get rid of them..
With his hands in the air, on live television, the mayor exclaims, "I'll pay one million dollars to anyone who can rid New York City of these damn pigeons! No questions asked, just come get rid of them."
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The next day a man walks into the mayors office & says to the mayor,
"So, is it true that you'll pay me one million dollars if I get rid of all your pigeons?" to which the mayor replied, "That's right.. do what ever it takes, just ged rid of them.".
The man replies to the mayor, "You got yourself a deal, but it'll cost you another million dollars if you ask a question."
The man leaves the mayors office & heads to the Brooklyn Bridge.
Upon arrival, he opens his coat & pulls out a box. He opens up the box & out comes a pink pigeon. The man throws the pink pigeon in the air & the pink pigeon begins flying in wide circles around the city..
All of a sudden, all the pigeons all over New York City came to the sky & were following the pink pigeon...
The pink pigeon headed back to the bridge.. all the pigeons followed,,,
Fying in circles in the sky over the bridge, gazillions of pigeons circling around with a pink pigeon in the lead when all of a sudden the pink pigeon nose dived right into the water.. all the other pigeons followed...
The pink pigeon swam all the way to the bottom.. all the other pigeons followed.. Once at the bottom, the pink pigeon turned around & swam out the river.. but all the other pigeons drowned...
The man put the pink pigeon back in his box & headed to the mayors office...
Upon arrival at the mayors office, the man was greeted by the happy mayor who said to him. "Oh my, I am so damn happy.. we tried everything, damn I am so glad you came to help, oh, and as promised, here's your two million dollars..."
Confused, the man says, "I though the deal was for one million dollars?"
The mayor replies, "Oh, yes, but I do have one question...""
"You wouldn't happen to have a pink nigger in a box, would you?"
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