Guys--when u wackadodledo where does the GOO go - GoFuckYourself.com

howard · 05-31-2008, 11:47 AM

I thought I would share. Now lets face its goes by where you wack. I only wack a 1 location. That would be home office. Price of bounty has truly skyrocketed. When I was mad at my wives I always wacked in there socks. Many times I have used towels, kitchen towels, face towels. But truth is with price of electric to run washer and dryer, the price of soap, the price of water its getting far to expensive.

One day I'm in my office, up comes mr happy. I start my thing and notice I was out of bounty which btw is horrible cause it seeps through plus the fact that when I wackadodledoo I do so from the standing position and aim. Bounty is way too flimsy and worst of all it curls up when placing on spot you plan to aim.

SO this 1 day Im stuck. Now what does everyone have near there computers? A printer. Out of desperation I used printing paper. ITS THE BEST. 1st of all you can roll in ball , chuck in trash like nothing ever happened. Most importantly each piece of print paper cost about 10% of bounty and works 10x better...

just my 2 cents.....

The Truth Hurts · 05-31-2008, 11:52 AM

why waste paper at all?

howard · 05-31-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

why waste paper at all?

Im not a member of cirque de sole and thats a major waste of time.....im 60 sconds max start to finish and back to work...

payd2purv · 05-31-2008, 12:11 PM

This is too much.

ONLY WOMEN can talk about this.

OK!?

Btw, Watch Ken Park you'd prolly like it.

howard · 05-31-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

This is too much.

ONLY WOMEN can talk about this.

OK!?

Btw, Watch Ken Park you'd prolly like it.

Your taking me wrong my dear. Im trying to help the world...STAPLES & WBMASON has shown me the way

Elli · 05-31-2008, 01:11 PM

ow! Paper?

Hm, don't they recycle the paper in your office?

aico · 05-31-2008, 01:14 PM

Freeze it with an upside down can of air, chip it off with a metal ruler.

Lycanthrope · 05-31-2008, 04:13 PM

I took Vince's advice and I use a Shamu

wargames · 05-31-2008, 04:18 PM

I use toilet paper

Wizzo · 05-31-2008, 05:27 PM

Howard shared this tip with a few of us Munich last year, so glad that he's expanding the knowledge...

potter · 05-31-2008, 06:05 PM

on my girlfriend's face.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-31-2008, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

why waste paper at all?

Good to the last drop.

Spunky · 05-31-2008, 06:26 PM

I use my socks

05-31-2008, 11:47 AM	#1
howard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: phila Posts: 1,827	Guys--when u wackadodledo where does the GOO go I thought I would share. Now lets face its goes by where you wack. I only wack a 1 location. That would be home office. Price of bounty has truly skyrocketed. When I was mad at my wives I always wacked in there socks. Many times I have used towels, kitchen towels, face towels. But truth is with price of electric to run washer and dryer, the price of soap, the price of water its getting far to expensive. One day I'm in my office, up comes mr happy. I start my thing and notice I was out of bounty which btw is horrible cause it seeps through plus the fact that when I wackadodledoo I do so from the standing position and aim. Bounty is way too flimsy and worst of all it curls up when placing on spot you plan to aim. SO this 1 day Im stuck. Now what does everyone have near there computers? A printer. Out of desperation I used printing paper. ITS THE BEST. 1st of all you can roll in ball , chuck in trash like nothing ever happened. Most importantly each piece of print paper cost about 10% of bounty and works 10x better... just my 2 cents..... __________________ perkissmedia.com [email protected] 318621803 perkymon993 Skype

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