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howard 05-31-2008 11:47 AM

Guys--when u wackadodledo where does the GOO go
 
I thought I would share. Now lets face its goes by where you wack. I only wack a 1 location. That would be home office. Price of bounty has truly skyrocketed. When I was mad at my wives I always wacked in there socks. Many times I have used towels, kitchen towels, face towels. But truth is with price of electric to run washer and dryer, the price of soap, the price of water its getting far to expensive.

One day I'm in my office, up comes mr happy. I start my thing and notice I was out of bounty which btw is horrible cause it seeps through plus the fact that when I wackadodledoo I do so from the standing position and aim. Bounty is way too flimsy and worst of all it curls up when placing on spot you plan to aim.

SO this 1 day Im stuck. Now what does everyone have near there computers? A printer. Out of desperation I used printing paper. ITS THE BEST. 1st of all you can roll in ball , chuck in trash like nothing ever happened. Most importantly each piece of print paper cost about 10% of bounty and works 10x better...

just my 2 cents.....

The Truth Hurts 05-31-2008 11:52 AM

why waste paper at all?

http://www.lubeyourtube.com/files/ph...63bc4d26bL.jpg

howard 05-31-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts (Post 14260912)

Im not a member of cirque de sole and thats a major waste of time.....im 60 sconds max start to finish and back to work...

payd2purv 05-31-2008 12:11 PM

This is too much.

ONLY WOMEN can talk about this.

OK!?

Btw, Watch Ken Park you'd prolly like it.

howard 05-31-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14260959)
This is too much.

ONLY WOMEN can talk about this.

OK!?

Btw, Watch Ken Park you'd prolly like it.



Your taking me wrong my dear. Im trying to help the world...STAPLES & WBMASON has shown me the way

Elli 05-31-2008 01:11 PM

ow! Paper?

Hm, don't they recycle the paper in your office? :)

aico 05-31-2008 01:14 PM

Freeze it with an upside down can of air, chip it off with a metal ruler.

Lycanthrope 05-31-2008 04:13 PM

I took Vince's advice and I use a Shamu

wargames 05-31-2008 04:18 PM

I use toilet paper :thumbsup

Wizzo 05-31-2008 05:27 PM

Howard shared this tip with a few of us Munich last year, so glad that he's expanding the knowledge... :pimp

potter 05-31-2008 06:05 PM

on my girlfriend's face.

DaddyHalbucks 05-31-2008 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts (Post 14260912)

Good to the last drop.

:helpme

Spunky 05-31-2008 06:26 PM

I use my socks


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