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AbuckOr2 · 09-09-2002, 08:59 PM

do you eat rice ? tell you the truth, American and European food suck . Asian food is the best .
ASIANS KNOW HOW TO COOK AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY WHAT THEY COOK.

ASIANS HOW TO MAKE GOOD TEA AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY GOOD TEA.

what yo got bitch ? show me what you got ? you got cheese? you got shit nigga, you got shit .

Lev · 09-09-2002, 09:08 PM

Let me guess you are on some heavy drugs. But I have to agree that asian food is good and healthy

AbuckOr2 · 09-09-2002, 09:10 PM

and we're also the best gamblers in the world .

tree · 09-09-2002, 09:10 PM

BUKKAKE!

burn · 09-09-2002, 09:11 PM

word up dogg

wouncie · 09-09-2002, 09:48 PM

And your point is .........................

edmo · 09-09-2002, 09:49 PM

www.tknoodle.com

theking · 09-09-2002, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbuckOr2
do you eat rice ? tell you the truth, American and European food suck . Asian food is the best .
ASIANS KNOW HOW TO COOK AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY WHAT THEY COOK.

ASIANS HOW TO MAKE GOOD TEA AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY GOOD TEA.

what yo got bitch ? show me what you got ? you got cheese? you got shit nigga, you got shit .

Slopes love the dog with their rice.

fnet · 09-09-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbuckOr2
do you eat rice ? tell you the truth, American and European food suck . Asian food is the best .
ASIANS KNOW HOW TO COOK AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY WHAT THEY COOK.

ASIANS HOW TO MAKE GOOD TEA AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY GOOD TEA.

what yo got bitch ? show me what you got ? you got cheese? you got shit nigga, you got shit .

Yep, an asian man made my dinner tonight. It was good. However, since I've been a vegetarian for the last 15 years, I cook like a motherfucker, and I've used every non-meat ingredient from the four corners of the Earth. What the hell can you really have to say to me? Feeling Asian pride?

I mean, you might as well say you feel very heterosexual today, or whatever. Feh.

mGreg · 09-10-2002, 05:11 AM

i like rice

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 05:15 AM

"word up dogg"

Speaking of asian food. *ducking*

cat · 09-10-2002, 05:16 AM

i like fried rice

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 05:17 AM

Got opium?

hahmike · 09-10-2002, 05:17 AM

got small penis?
got no penis?

hahmike · 09-10-2002, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Got opium?

ah, you american.

you have extremely large penis.

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 05:27 AM

We have big cocks and we cannot lie.
All you others can't deny
That when a guy walks in with a big big cock
And a big fat one in your face
You like it hung
Wanna get it fucked
Cuz you notice those pants weren't stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
She hooked and she can't stop staring
Oh, baby, I'm gonna give it to ya
And take your picture
Your girlfriends tried to warn you
Bout this cock I'm gonna give you
But with this cock I got
Makes you TOO horny

Ace-Ace · 09-10-2002, 06:26 AM

Why isn't he banned yet?

phogirl69 · 09-10-2002, 06:40 AM

ooooh grab the smooth skin,
You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me, use me cuz I ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancing, to hell with romance
sweat , wet

Ooops I forgot the rest of the words..

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 07:04 AM

your american poem sux, there's no rule and shit. our poem has rules and such, our meaning is beautiful, smooth.

here is an example of asian poem, eventhou it was mixed with american poem, but it's still good. you will cry like a motherfucker if you can read and understand our original poems.

Here it goes. bitch.

MY LOVE FOR YOU

Time after time I sit and miss you so much.
I missed your ever so loving voice.
And the loving words we share.
Each words of love and care.
Make me love and want you more.
So much that I would wait forever.
Into eternity until I'm by your side.
One day we will be as one.
And that day will be the happiest day of my life, my love.
To have met you my life has changed,
Even though we are so far apart,
My heart is by your side.
Every moment in a day.
Like you I worry and care so much for you.
A feeling in which I had never felt before.
I love you so much I'm afraid of losing you.
A feeling I have never encountered in my life.
I just want you to know, no matter what,
I will always be by your side.
Even though not physically but mentally.
You will always be in my heart
You have taught me to love more in myself and take better care
For I would not want your tears to fall for me.
Forever in time I would love for you to smile.
Even if I have to leave your side.
The happiness you brought upon me,
No one can ever compare,
And I just want you to know,
From the day you said "I love you",
You have played a very big role in my heart and mind.
And what I want to say is.....
I love you more than any words or expressions can ever express.

dedicated to Phogirl , my love.

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 07:19 AM

so you're saying that you Westerners have bigger dick ? wake up dudes, you can't even satify your wife/girlfriend dude. look at the facts dude, most of your white wife leave you at your 40's . you know why? because you can not use your dick anymore. women don't just like toys and tounges and shit yo, they like a strong dick like asian dick. asian dick is big and strong. amrican dick is big and soft, like clay . look at the facts before you state something. why blonds go for black ?

WHY BLONDS GO FOR BALCK AND NERVER GO BACK ???? if you can answer that question then we can talk more.

.:Frog:. · 09-10-2002, 07:21 AM

I've been living with an asian girl for two years now and she cooks outstanding asian food (duh!) but I really miss English food. She does cook English food, but it seems like we eat asian more often.

Both food tastes good though.

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 07:22 AM

MY LOVE FOR YOU

Time after time I sit and miss you so much.
I missed your ever so loving voice.
And the loving words we share.
Each words of love and care.

-------------
Heh. They have this Hallmark card at the store down the street from here.

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 07:23 AM

Yes, my family was a bunch of 5'3" Italians and French until they got to America. Then Hamburgers, Coca Cola, and Apple Pie made us taller and our dicks bigger.

Rice (No MSG) shrinks your dick.

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
MY LOVE FOR YOU

Time after time I sit and miss you so much.
I missed your ever so loving voice.
And the loving words we share.
Each words of love and care.

-------------
Heh. They have this Hallmark card at the store down the street from here.

and who do you think the author is ? An asian man, dude.

Your TGP2 idea is great. but you adopted that from our asian mind too.

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
Yes, my family was a bunch of 5'3" Italians and French until they got to America. Then Hamburgers, Coca Cola, and Apple Pie made us taller and our dicks bigger.

Rice (No MSG) shrinks your dick.

and you dick is just like a hamburger, useless.

it's like, good for looking but no good for eating

Daymare · 09-10-2002, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbuckOr2

and you dick is just like a hamburger, useless.

it's like, good for looking but no good for eating

Asian dicks are hilarious. Once an asian women goes with a black or white guy, they don't do back.

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 08:02 AM

it's like, good for looking but no good for eating

-----------------

So you like looking at my dick but not eating it?
Thanks. I think.

Daymare · 09-10-2002, 08:02 AM

Got Rice?

It should say 'Got A Dick? That Isn't 2 Inches?'

jimmyf · 09-10-2002, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
And your point is .........................

Yes I would like to know also...

ADL Colin · 09-10-2002, 08:05 AM

phogirl69,

Nice recognize :-)

jimmyf · 09-10-2002, 08:09 AM

AbuckOr2......mother must have dropped you off Honey Wagon....you landed on head....

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
AbuckOr2......mother must have dropped you off Honey Wagon....you landed on head....

lmao

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
AbuckOr2......mother must have dropped you off Honey Wagon....you landed on head....

nice imagination.

cherrylula · 09-10-2002, 08:52 AM

I once knew a Chinese manwhore.

The girls would wave their pinky fingers and giggle when he turned his back.

AbuckOr2 · 09-10-2002, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
I once knew a Chinese manwhore.

The girls would wave their pinky fingers and giggle when he turned his back.

that makes you a Chinese. tell u the truth, Chinese sux.

09-09-2002, 08:59 PM	#1
AbuckOr2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 498	Got rice bitch? Got rice ? Got luck every time you roll the dice? do you eat rice ? tell you the truth, American and European food suck . Asian food is the best . ASIANS KNOW HOW TO COOK AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY WHAT THEY COOK. ASIANS HOW TO MAKE GOOD TEA AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY GOOD TEA. what yo got bitch ? show me what you got ? you got cheese? you got shit nigga, you got shit .

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	Let me guess you are on some heavy drugs. But I have to agree that asian food is good and healthy

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09-10-2002, 05:27 AM	#16
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	We have big cocks and we cannot lie. All you others can't deny That when a guy walks in with a big big cock And a big fat one in your face You like it hung Wanna get it fucked Cuz you notice those pants weren't stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearing She hooked and she can't stop staring Oh, baby, I'm gonna give it to ya And take your picture Your girlfriends tried to warn you Bout this cock I'm gonna give you But with this cock I got Makes you TOO horny __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink" Last edited by ADL Colin; 09-10-2002 at 05:28 AM..

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09-10-2002, 07:04 AM	#19
AbuckOr2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 498	your american poem sux, there's no rule and shit. our poem has rules and such, our meaning is beautiful, smooth. here is an example of asian poem, eventhou it was mixed with american poem, but it's still good. you will cry like a motherfucker if you can read and understand our original poems. Here it goes. bitch. MY LOVE FOR YOU Time after time I sit and miss you so much. I missed your ever so loving voice. And the loving words we share. Each words of love and care. Make me love and want you more. So much that I would wait forever. Into eternity until I'm by your side. One day we will be as one. And that day will be the happiest day of my life, my love. To have met you my life has changed, Even though we are so far apart, My heart is by your side. Every moment in a day. Like you I worry and care so much for you. A feeling in which I had never felt before. I love you so much I'm afraid of losing you. A feeling I have never encountered in my life. I just want you to know, no matter what, I will always be by your side. Even though not physically but mentally. You will always be in my heart You have taught me to love more in myself and take better care For I would not want your tears to fall for me. Forever in time I would love for you to smile. Even if I have to leave your side. The happiness you brought upon me, No one can ever compare, And I just want you to know, From the day you said "I love you", You have played a very big role in my heart and mind. And what I want to say is..... I love you more than any words or expressions can ever express. dedicated to Phogirl , my love.

09-10-2002, 07:19 AM	#20
AbuckOr2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 498	so you're saying that you Westerners have bigger dick ? wake up dudes, you can't even satify your wife/girlfriend dude. look at the facts dude, most of your white wife leave you at your 40's . you know why? because you can not use your dick anymore. women don't just like toys and tounges and shit yo, they like a strong dick like asian dick. asian dick is big and strong. amrican dick is big and soft, like clay . look at the facts before you state something. why blonds go for black ? WHY BLONDS GO FOR BALCK AND NERVER GO BACK ???? if you can answer that question then we can talk more.

09-10-2002, 07:21 AM	#21
.:Frog:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ~ C A N A D A ~ Posts: 2,123	I've been living with an asian girl for two years now and she cooks outstanding asian food (duh!) but I really miss English food. She does cook English food, but it seems like we eat asian more often. Both food tastes good though. __________________ <a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries. Last edited by .:Frog:.; 09-10-2002 at 07:25 AM..

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ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	MY LOVE FOR YOU Time after time I sit and miss you so much. I missed your ever so loving voice. And the loving words we share. Each words of love and care. ------------- Heh. They have this Hallmark card at the store down the street from here. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

09-10-2002, 07:23 AM	#23
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Yes, my family was a bunch of 5'3" Italians and French until they got to America. Then Hamburgers, Coca Cola, and Apple Pie made us taller and our dicks bigger. Rice (No MSG) shrinks your dick. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

09-10-2002, 08:02 AM	#27
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	it's like, good for looking but no good for eating ----------------- So you like looking at my dick but not eating it? Thanks. I think. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I once knew a Chinese manwhore. The girls would wave their pinky fingers and giggle when he turned his back.