Got rice bitch? Got rice ? Got luck every time you roll the dice?
 

do you eat rice ? tell you the truth, American and European food suck . Asian food is the best .
ASIANS KNOW HOW TO COOK AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY WHAT THEY COOK.

ASIANS HOW TO MAKE GOOD TEA AND KNOW HOW TO ENJOY GOOD TEA.


what yo got bitch ? show me what you got ? you got cheese? you got shit nigga, you got shit .

Let me guess you are on some heavy drugs. But I have to agree that asian food is good and healthy

and we're also the best gamblers in the world .

word up dogg

And your point is .........................

Slopes love the dog with their rice.

Yep, an asian man made my dinner tonight. It was good. However, since I've been a vegetarian for the last 15 years, I cook like a motherfucker, and I've used every non-meat ingredient from the four corners of the Earth. What the hell can you really have to say to me? Feeling Asian pride?

I mean, you might as well say you feel very heterosexual today, or whatever. Feh.

i like rice

"word up dogg"

Speaking of asian food. *ducking*

i like fried rice

Got opium?

got small penis?
got no penis?

ah, you american.

you have extremely large penis.

We have big cocks and we cannot lie.
All you others can't deny
That when a guy walks in with a big big cock
And a big fat one in your face
You like it hung
Wanna get it fucked
Cuz you notice those pants weren't stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
She hooked and she can't stop staring
Oh, baby, I'm gonna give it to ya
And take your picture
Your girlfriends tried to warn you
Bout this cock I'm gonna give you
But with this cock I got
Makes you TOO horny

Why isn't he banned yet?

ooooh grab the smooth skin,
You say you wanna get my benz
Well use me, use me cuz I ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancing, to hell with romance
sweat , wet

Ooops I forgot the rest of the words..

your american poem sux, there's no rule and shit. our poem has rules and such, our meaning is beautiful, smooth.

here is an example of asian poem, eventhou it was mixed with american poem, but it's still good. you will cry like a motherfucker if you can read and understand our original poems.

Here it goes. bitch.


MY LOVE FOR YOU

Time after time I sit and miss you so much.
I missed your ever so loving voice.
And the loving words we share.
Each words of love and care.
Make me love and want you more.
So much that I would wait forever.
Into eternity until I'm by your side.
One day we will be as one.
And that day will be the happiest day of my life, my love.
To have met you my life has changed,
Even though we are so far apart,
My heart is by your side.
Every moment in a day.
Like you I worry and care so much for you.
A feeling in which I had never felt before.
I love you so much I'm afraid of losing you.
A feeling I have never encountered in my life.
I just want you to know, no matter what,
I will always be by your side.
Even though not physically but mentally.
You will always be in my heart
You have taught me to love more in myself and take better care
For I would not want your tears to fall for me.
Forever in time I would love for you to smile.
Even if I have to leave your side.
The happiness you brought upon me,
No one can ever compare,
And I just want you to know,
From the day you said "I love you",
You have played a very big role in my heart and mind.
And what I want to say is.....
I love you more than any words or expressions can ever express.


dedicated to Phogirl , my love.

so you're saying that you Westerners have bigger dick ? wake up dudes, you can't even satify your wife/girlfriend dude. look at the facts dude, most of your white wife leave you at your 40's . you know why? because you can not use your dick anymore. women don't just like toys and tounges and shit yo, they like a strong dick like asian dick. asian dick is big and strong. amrican dick is big and soft, like clay . look at the facts before you state something. why blonds go for black ?

WHY BLONDS GO FOR BALCK AND NERVER GO BACK ???? if you can answer that question then we can talk more.

I've been living with an asian girl for two years now and she cooks outstanding asian food (duh!) but I really miss English food. She does cook English food, but it seems like we eat asian more often.

Both food tastes good though.

MY LOVE FOR YOU

Time after time I sit and miss you so much.
I missed your ever so loving voice.
And the loving words we share.
Each words of love and care.

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Heh. They have this Hallmark card at the store down the street from here.

Yes, my family was a bunch of 5'3" Italians and French until they got to America. Then Hamburgers, Coca Cola, and Apple Pie made us taller and our dicks bigger.

Rice (No MSG) shrinks your dick.

and who do you think the author is ? An asian man, dude.

Your TGP2 idea is great. but you adopted that from our asian mind too.

and you dick is just like a hamburger, useless.

it's like, good for looking but no good for eating :winkwink:

Asian dicks are hilarious. Once an asian women goes with a black or white guy, they don't do back.

it's like, good for looking but no good for eating

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So you like looking at my dick but not eating it?
Thanks. I think.

Got Rice?

It should say 'Got A Dick? That Isn't 2 Inches?'

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes I would like to know also...

phogirl69,

Nice recognize :-)

AbuckOr2......mother must have dropped you off Honey Wagon....you landed on head....

lmao:1orglaugh

nice imagination.:321GFY

I once knew a Chinese manwhore.

The girls would wave their pinky fingers and giggle when he turned his back.

that makes you a Chinese. tell u the truth, Chinese sux.