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Gerco · 08-24-2007, 04:27 AM

Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.

I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....

Angelo22 · 08-24-2007, 04:36 AM

.....ew

get well soon

KILL_FRENZY · 08-24-2007, 04:56 AM

that sounds bad

Iron Fist · 08-24-2007, 05:06 AM

And here I am eating cereal reading that... ugh.

Violetta · 08-24-2007, 05:21 AM

holy shit... can you jerk off?

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

holy shit... can you jerk off?

Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...

Big_D · 08-24-2007, 06:38 AM

talk about a pain in the ass......gws

Grapesoda · 08-24-2007, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.

I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....

they didn't give you stool softener? the brand I remember is irish moss

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

they didn't give you stool softener? the brand I remember is irish moss

Yup, I have 3 different brands... and I'm taking them all, plus drinking extra fiber etc... going to do some milk of mag. as soon as the wife get back from the pharmacy with it. Thing is, the damn pain killers constipate you.
Man, I'm seriously not looking forward to this. Never been scared to take a crap before. But Hell, I'm all stitched up there inside and out, I just know it's going to be terrible.

grumpy · 08-24-2007, 07:09 AM

bad treatment, i had the same and it was gone in three days ( the pain )
No solid food and get some good painkillers

ADL Josh · 08-24-2007, 07:11 AM

that sounds incredibly disgusting, but hope ya get better.

GAMEFINEST · 08-24-2007, 07:31 AM

get well ...somehow

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

bad treatment, i had the same and it was gone in three days ( the pain )
No solid food and get some good painkillers

Mine was pretty serious, actually an emergency case. In the "end" they cut out and internal hemorrhoid the size of a plum and a dozen or so others, basically reconstructed my entire anus. This is no 3 day healer... I've lost so much blood from it all that Im border line anemic at this point, so I have to take extra iron now. I blacked out in the emergency room from loss of blood on my way back from hollywood FLA, I wrote about that in another thread, and have basically been bleeding since.

riabanana · 08-24-2007, 07:57 AM

Take good care of yourself next time.

G-Rotica · 08-24-2007, 08:02 AM

omg, dude, that is horrible. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Th!nk · 08-24-2007, 11:26 AM

man that's really horrible...hope you get well as quickly as possible.

Brother Bilo · 08-24-2007, 11:29 AM

Ummmmmmmmmm good luck with the hemroids I guess.

No joke, I could of gone my enitre life without knowing all of this and been just fine.

kingtool · 08-24-2007, 11:40 AM

I was gonna make a joke, but that sounds pretty fucked up. Good luck and get well.

Flynn · 08-24-2007, 11:49 AM

ouch! the pain meds sounds like a catch 22 since they totally constipate you. I hope the next 5 weeks aren't this bad for you. I wish you the best of luck on your recovery.

gooddomains · 08-24-2007, 12:33 PM

get well soon

Jimmy Rock · 08-24-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.

I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....

Timing is funny, until this week I've never known anyone to have that surgery, now 2. one of the guys in our office had the same surgery a month ago, and he still crys in pain all day. He said it's the worst pain he's ever felt in his life..

This is what he just told me to tell you

(Do this guy a favor. Give him a gun!
He has no idea what is comng...)

DaddyHalbucks · 08-24-2007, 12:40 PM

Sheesh, sorry to hear that.

Hope you get better soon.

lazycash · 08-24-2007, 12:44 PM

Your sig seems appropriate.

_Richard_ · 08-24-2007, 12:46 PM

jesus.. i hope you're feeling better soon dude

Sosa · 08-24-2007, 12:48 PM

hopefully it won't be bad after a few days. good luck!

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 01:01 PM

My pain your gain.... I'm giving away 500 buck to the affilaite that can guess the first poo...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/763197-shitty-contest-500-bucks-thread.html

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock

Timing is funny, until this week I've never known anyone to have that surgery, now 2. one of the guys in our office had the same surgery a month ago, and he still crys in pain all day. He said it's the worst pain he's ever felt in his life..

This is what he just told me to tell you

(Do this guy a favor. Give him a gun!
He has no idea what is comng...)

I keep telling my wife that....

VeriSexy · 08-24-2007, 03:36 PM

damn.. get well soon

M0nk · 08-24-2007, 03:54 PM

ewww! thats gotta hurt!! get well soon man!!

cherrylula · 08-24-2007, 04:00 PM

extreme hole?

Profits of Doom · 08-24-2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco

Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...

Literally can't do shit, huh?

Weren't you a candidate for the laser surgery? It is supposed to shrink a hemorrhoid to nothing and be completely non-invasive...

Gerco · 08-24-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Literally can't do shit, huh?

Weren't you a candidate for the laser surgery? It is supposed to shrink a hemorrhoid to nothing and be completely non-invasive...

Actually, there really is no proof that laser is any better, but it is known that laser can actually cause more deep tissue damage. In my case the suggess rate with laser was going to be about 50/50 while going under the knife is 98% I don't want to even think about having to do this again, so the 98% sounded better. I even had 4 different opinions on it, and the all agreed.
BTW.. it's been almost 12 hours since I started this thread and still nothing...sigh.

gecko · 08-24-2007, 07:31 PM

ouch.. sounds painful

zand_stein · 08-24-2007, 07:36 PM

that is an ass killer.....
hope that youll feel better soon........

pornask · 08-24-2007, 07:39 PM

I hope some evil minded individual won't come here posting the goatse pic, lol.

Get well soon dude. All the best.

bausch · 08-24-2007, 07:49 PM

Does eating fruits and vegetables help prevent this from happening? If so I'll go eat some now because this sounds fucken scary.

Sorry.

beanamid · 08-24-2007, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.

I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....

That sucks, call your Dr. and ask for an anti nausea like Phenergan or Compazine, they work great to keep you from getting sick from the stonger pain pills, and FYI, Start drinking citracul/ or other fiber drink, if you think it hurts now think of how bad the narcotics are going to constipate you. That would be bad with ass pain! worst case see if he will give you dilaudid, (it's stronger than Perocet and Vicoden but much more addictive it's just like morphiene)

Sorry to anyone if that's too much but been there done that so I have sympathy!

Vitasoy · 08-24-2007, 10:40 PM

Ouch.. heres to a speedy recovery.

Star 69 · 08-24-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...

OMFG that sounds really terrible

Spunky · 08-24-2007, 10:46 PM

Get checked often people..hope you pull through man

tony286 · 08-24-2007, 10:50 PM

my bro had that, it was hell for him. I hope you feel better.

Drake · 08-24-2007, 11:00 PM

Damn, that's the first time I've ever read about the pain of a bowl movement being compared to childbirth. You should stick with an all-liquid diet for awhile.

Gerco · 08-25-2007, 06:09 AM

Thanks for all the support... Last night was unbearable. My wife rolled over in her sleep and hit me with her arm right in the bullseye. Needless to say, I woke up seeing stars.

TzarJorge · 08-25-2007, 08:39 AM

bro, whatever you do, stay away from mexican food.

TzarJorge · 08-25-2007, 08:48 AM

and btw i have some hemorrhoid, still developing

Dagwolf · 08-25-2007, 11:29 AM

You're giving me the willies.

08-24-2007, 04:27 AM	#1
Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	Holy shit my ASS HURTS!!!!! Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die. I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it.... __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	ouch! the pain meds sounds like a catch 22 since they totally constipate you. I hope the next 5 weeks aren't this bad for you. I wish you the best of luck on your recovery. __________________ blah blah blah

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	Does eating fruits and vegetables help prevent this from happening? If so I'll go eat some now because this sounds fucken scary. Sorry.

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Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	Thanks for all the support... Last night was unbearable. My wife rolled over in her sleep and hit me with her arm right in the bullseye. Needless to say, I woke up seeing stars. __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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TzarJorge Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Far far away. Posts: 659	and btw i have some hemorrhoid, still developing