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  • Gerco
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2052
    #1

    Holy shit my ASS HURTS!!!!!

    Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.


    I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....
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    • Angelo22
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      • Feb 2007
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      #2
      .....ew

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        • KILL_FRENZY
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          • Aug 2006
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          #3
          that sounds bad

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            • Iron Fist
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              • Dec 2006
              • 23400
              #4
              And here I am eating cereal reading that... ugh.
              i like waffles

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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735
                  #5
                  holy shit... can you jerk off?
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                    • Gerco
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2052
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Rockatansky
                      holy shit... can you jerk off?


                      Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...
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                        • Big_D
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                          • Jun 2006
                          • 3296
                          #7
                          talk about a pain in the ass......gws

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                            • Grapesoda
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 46234
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Gerco
                              Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.


                              I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....
                              they didn't give you stool softener? the brand I remember is irish moss

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                                • Gerco
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                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2052
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bm bradley
                                  they didn't give you stool softener? the brand I remember is irish moss
                                  Yup, I have 3 different brands... and I'm taking them all, plus drinking extra fiber etc... going to do some milk of mag. as soon as the wife get back from the pharmacy with it. Thing is, the damn pain killers constipate you.
                                  Man, I'm seriously not looking forward to this. Never been scared to take a crap before. But Hell, I'm all stitched up there inside and out, I just know it's going to be terrible.
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                                    • grumpy
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 9870
                                      #10
                                      bad treatment, i had the same and it was gone in three days ( the pain )
                                      No solid food and get some good painkillers
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                                        • ADL Josh
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                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 3026
                                          #11
                                          that sounds incredibly disgusting, but hope ya get better.
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                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14470
                                              #12
                                              get well ...somehow
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                                                • Gerco
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 2052
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by grumpy
                                                  bad treatment, i had the same and it was gone in three days ( the pain )
                                                  No solid food and get some good painkillers
                                                  Mine was pretty serious, actually an emergency case. In the "end" they cut out and internal hemorrhoid the size of a plum and a dozen or so others, basically reconstructed my entire anus. This is no 3 day healer... I've lost so much blood from it all that Im border line anemic at this point, so I have to take extra iron now. I blacked out in the emergency room from loss of blood on my way back from hollywood FLA, I wrote about that in another thread, and have basically been bleeding since.
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                                                    • riabanana
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                                                      • Jul 2007
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • G-Rotica
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                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 4258
                                                          #15
                                                          omg, dude, that is horrible. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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                                                            • Th!nk
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                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 6996
                                                              #16
                                                              man that's really horrible...hope you get well as quickly as possible.

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                                                                • Brother Bilo
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                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                  • 4193
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Ummmmmmmmmm good luck with the hemroids I guess.

                                                                  No joke, I could of gone my enitre life without knowing all of this and been just fine.

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                                                                    • kingtool
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                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 47
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I was gonna make a joke, but that sounds pretty fucked up. Good luck and get well.
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                                                                        • Flynn
                                                                          pr0's goat screwed me
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 2083
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ouch! the pain meds sounds like a catch 22 since they totally constipate you. I hope the next 5 weeks aren't this bad for you. I wish you the best of luck on your recovery.
                                                                          blah blah blah

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                                                                            • gooddomains
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 10127
                                                                              #20
                                                                              get well soon

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                                                                                • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 3055
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Gerco
                                                                                  Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.


                                                                                  I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....
                                                                                  Timing is funny, until this week I've never known anyone to have that surgery, now 2. one of the guys in our office had the same surgery a month ago, and he still crys in pain all day. He said it's the worst pain he's ever felt in his life..

                                                                                  This is what he just told me to tell you


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                                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 18975
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Sheesh, sorry to hear that.

                                                                                      Hope you get better soon.
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                                                                                        • lazycash
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                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                              • 30989
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              jesus.. i hope you're feeling better soon dude

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                                                                                                • Sosa
                                                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 40149
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  hopefully it won't be bad after a few days. good luck!

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                                                                                                    • Gerco
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                      • 2052
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      My pain your gain.... I'm giving away 500 buck to the affilaite that can guess the first poo...

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                                                                                                        • Gerco
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 2052
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jimmy Rock
                                                                                                          Timing is funny, until this week I've never known anyone to have that surgery, now 2. one of the guys in our office had the same surgery a month ago, and he still crys in pain all day. He said it's the worst pain he's ever felt in his life..

                                                                                                          This is what he just told me to tell you


                                                                                                          (Do this guy a favor. Give him a gun!
                                                                                                          He has no idea what is comng...)

                                                                                                          I keep telling my wife that....
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                                                                                                            • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              damn.. get well soon
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                                                                                                                • M0nk
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  ewww! thats gotta hurt!! get well soon man!!
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                                                                                                                    • cherrylula
                                                                                                                      lol
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 15969
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      extreme hole?

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                                                                                                                        • Profits of Doom
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                          • 4978
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Gerco


                                                                                                                          Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...
                                                                                                                          Literally can't do shit, huh?

                                                                                                                          Weren't you a candidate for the laser surgery? It is supposed to shrink a hemorrhoid to nothing and be completely non-invasive...
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                                                                                                                            • Gerco
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                              • 2052
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                                                                              Literally can't do shit, huh?

                                                                                                                              Weren't you a candidate for the laser surgery? It is supposed to shrink a hemorrhoid to nothing and be completely non-invasive...
                                                                                                                              Actually, there really is no proof that laser is any better, but it is known that laser can actually cause more deep tissue damage. In my case the suggess rate with laser was going to be about 50/50 while going under the knife is 98% I don't want to even think about having to do this again, so the 98% sounded better. I even had 4 different opinions on it, and the all agreed.
                                                                                                                              BTW.. it's been almost 12 hours since I started this thread and still nothing...sigh.
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                                                                                                                                • gecko
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 21846
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  ouch.. sounds painful
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                                                                                                                                    • zand_stein
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 1438
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      that is an ass killer.....
                                                                                                                                      hope that youll feel better soon........

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                                                                                                                                        • pornask
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 6518
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I hope some evil minded individual won't come here posting the goatse pic, lol.

                                                                                                                                          Get well soon dude. All the best.

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                                                                                                                                            • bausch
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 3017
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Does eating fruits and vegetables help prevent this from happening? If so I'll go eat some now because this sounds fucken scary.

                                                                                                                                              Sorry.

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                                                                                                                                                • beanamid
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                  • 382
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gerco
                                                                                                                                                  Fuck me... I had a hemroidectomy on Monday. Last few days have been living hell, even on the vicadin. I can't take the percocet cause it makes me throw up which causes even more pain... and now to top it off, I'm spose to crap... wtf... the pains so bad I about black out even trying. Bleeding everywhere... they say this is akin to child birth.. a lot of people say it's actually worse, and the healing period is 6 weeks, 5 of those just like today... I think I'm going to die.


                                                                                                                                                  I should start a new fetish... bloody butt scating while fainting in pain, at least then it would be worth it....
                                                                                                                                                  That sucks, call your Dr. and ask for an anti nausea like Phenergan or Compazine, they work great to keep you from getting sick from the stonger pain pills, and FYI, Start drinking citracul/ or other fiber drink, if you think it hurts now think of how bad the narcotics are going to constipate you. That would be bad with ass pain! worst case see if he will give you dilaudid, (it's stronger than Perocet and Vicoden but much more addictive it's just like morphiene)

                                                                                                                                                  Sorry to anyone if that's too much but been there done that so I have sympathy!
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                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Ouch.. heres to a speedy recovery.


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                                                                                                                                                        • Star 69
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 8602
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Gerco


                                                                                                                                                          Actually, no. At this point I can't do shit...
                                                                                                                                                          OMFG that sounds really terrible
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                                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Get checked often people..hope you pull through man

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                                                                                                                                                                • tony299
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 57021
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  my bro had that, it was hell for him. I hope you feel better.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Drake
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 12508
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Damn, that's the first time I've ever read about the pain of a bowl movement being compared to childbirth. You should stick with an all-liquid diet for awhile.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Gerco
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2052
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Thanks for all the support... Last night was unbearable. My wife rolled over in her sleep and hit me with her arm right in the bullseye. Needless to say, I woke up seeing stars.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • TzarJorge
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              bro, whatever you do, stay away from mexican food.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • TzarJorge
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  and btw i have some hemorrhoid, still developing

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      You're giving me the willies.
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