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87. Rocky Balboa - don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.
88. Rocky Balboa Title Punch - same as the Rocky Balboa, but in that non-showering 2 weeks all you eat is corn.
89. The McDonald?s Quick Draw - Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you fellatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell ?Draw!?. Then on ?three?, both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other.
90. Uncle Jemima - the typical dirty chef at your local Denny?s or other low-class food establishment who occasionally becomes disgruntled, and takes out his frustration on your meal, via ?the ass wipe? or the ?French Toast Strut? seen in Road Trip.
91. Airtight - this is where a girl has a cock in each of her three holes, hence, airtight.
92. The Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you?re going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she?s bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with ?Ride the Lightning,? a Metallica album.
93. Abe Lincoln - You?re getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe?s.
94. Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
95. PEUM - An acronym coined by a group of drunk assholes that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.
96. The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who think they?re God?s gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you?re about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers,reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell ?So, you think your shit don?t stink now?!?
97. Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you?ve built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.
98. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing ?Happy Birthday.? Then blow out the candles
99. Spicey Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
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