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I drink at least 12 beers a day and smoke what will happen to my liver?
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.
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cirrhosis
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Oh and I have also heard of kidney stones but this has not hit me yet.What do you think Im in store for???
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The Dirty Frenchman
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you'll live to be 100 years old
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You won't live past 45.
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I'm with ya man. maybe we should start a blog and chart our progress/demise?
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sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?
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you should be dead
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#16 |
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Oh yeah I do the traditional 12ounce curls
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My wife tells me I'm gonna die all the time. Fact is we're all going to die. Drinking just helps with putting up with all her shit until I do.
Less Stress = Longer Life
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Thats funny because when I wade in past my waist my wife has trouble breathing
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#19 |
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Im not sure but I think I have already downed four beers just posting here today!
I may move to the hard stuff soon all this is talk of alcohol is getting me thirsty ![]() I also think Im going to roll a fatty tonight and smoke the shit out of my system!!!! NO WORK FOR ME!!!!! ![]() |
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Why the hell would you put your body through that? You've got one life and you seem to be doing your best to end it early.
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Don't you get depressed drinking that much? I recently quit (again) because I can't take the depression anymore, mostly brought on by shame of the antics I get up to in the local community while hammered. Last time I drank I went to a local car show and stayed in the beer tent from noon till 1 AM, making a fool of myself in front of everyone. I don't remember everything, but I think they even cut me off because I was such a mess.
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you'll end up like me.
40 years old, feel like 240, can hardly breathe, can hardly walk, pain everywhere all the time, shake uncontrollably, can't sleep, piss 6 times a night, endless heartburn, inability to concentrate, and get to look forward to it all only getting worse over the next 3 decades. Polluting yourself doesn't always kill you. Sometimes it just cripples the fuck out of you and makes you deal with it. Enjoy! ![]() |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Best bet.. head to the hospital to get it checked out
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Exercise to help depression
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HHospital then Death! lol
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you should be fine for at least a few years
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Nothing, you'll be fine!!
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You are a real man! dont listen to any of these chumps they need to MAN THE FUCK UP
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yeah, they are right. it will result to cirrhosis..........
you will experience a lot of pain in your stomach....... |
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#35 |
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Sorry guys I just passed out dont know what the hell happened last thing I remember was the old GFY screen now this new red stuff
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Slow, painful, dehumanizing and altogether degrading DEATH when you're 50. I wouldn't sweat it though, you're in good company.
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You drink more than me man, I try and keep it to wednesday, friday and saturday
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i dont know but good luck
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you liver no more.
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its still enough time to go fuck yourself! ;)
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Why do you seem so proud of yourself? After all the shit you've put in your system, you probably don't even know who you are anymore. Drinking and smoking? Your pores must be oozing that nasty beer funk while your breath and clothes smell like an ash tray.
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I smoke alot of weed and cigs don't like drinking alchol..
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