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Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:02 PM

I drink at least 12 beers a day and smoke what will happen to my liver?
 
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.

What do you think will happen to my poor Liver???:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2007 12:05 PM

cirrhosis

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:06 PM

Oh and I have also heard of kidney stones but this has not hit me yet.What do you think Im in store for???

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 12971508)
cirrhosis

What are the signs?

dissipate 08-22-2007 12:09 PM

you'll live to be 100 years old

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12971530)
you'll live to be 100 years old

:1orglaugh god dont wish that on me.....

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971517)
What are the signs?

you die.

D 08-22-2007 12:13 PM

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...osis-liver.jpg

BlackCrayon 08-22-2007 12:14 PM

You won't live past 45.

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 12971540)
you die.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:Quiting smoking/drinking Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.......:1orglaugh
Fuck that shit man its almost Friday again......

phypon 08-22-2007 12:19 PM

I'm with ya man. maybe we should start a blog and chart our progress/demise?

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 12971555)
You won't live past 45.

Jesus Christ I better stop before I have a problem then:1orglaugh

Violetta 08-22-2007 12:20 PM

sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

triple 10 john 08-22-2007 12:21 PM

you should be dead

D 08-22-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12971595)
sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

:1orglaugh

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12971595)
sounds like a healthy lifestyle... Do you work out?

Oh yeah I do the traditional 12ounce curls:1orglaugh
Sometimes I do gravity hits in the tub!

Not swimming as much as I used to I think my lung capacity has diminished quite a bit just wading up to my neck is giving me problems breathing!

Baal.PitBull 08-22-2007 12:25 PM

My wife tells me I'm gonna die all the time. Fact is we're all going to die. Drinking just helps with putting up with all her shit until I do.

Less Stress = Longer Life

Baal.PitBull 08-22-2007 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971613)
Not swimming as much as I used to I think my lung capacity has diminished quite a bit just wading up to my neck is giving me problems breathing!

Thats funny because when I wade in past my waist my wife has trouble breathing

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:33 PM

Im not sure but I think I have already downed four beers just posting here today!
I may move to the hard stuff soon all this is talk of alcohol is getting me thirsty:1orglaugh
I also think Im going to roll a fatty tonight and smoke the shit out of my system!!!!

NO WORK FOR ME!!!!!:pimp

Ripshit 08-22-2007 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal.PitBull (Post 12971627)
Thats funny because when I wade in past my waist my wife has trouble breathing

Is she ok??

Jman 08-22-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12971548)

Damn that looks like a piece of Smoke Meat from Schwartz :upsidedow

lazycash 08-22-2007 12:51 PM

Why the hell would you put your body through that? You've got one life and you seem to be doing your best to end it early.

Brother Bilo 08-22-2007 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971495)
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.

What do you think will happen to my poor Liver???:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now that highschoolers and college freshman are impressed, you might want to come to terms with the fact that you probably don't have a liver anymore. I'm sure after a long night of Jack, it climed out of your body while you were sleeping.

bushwacker 08-22-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971650)
Im not sure but I think I have already downed four beers just posting here today!
I may move to the hard stuff soon all this is talk of alcohol is getting me thirsty:1orglaugh
I also think Im going to roll a fatty tonight and smoke the shit out of my system!!!!

NO WORK FOR ME!!!!!:pimp


Aren't you the guy that is pissed, because your co-worker is banging everyone in your office?

evildick 08-22-2007 12:58 PM

Don't you get depressed drinking that much? I recently quit (again) because I can't take the depression anymore, mostly brought on by shame of the antics I get up to in the local community while hammered. Last time I drank I went to a local car show and stayed in the beer tent from noon till 1 AM, making a fool of myself in front of everyone. I don't remember everything, but I think they even cut me off because I was such a mess.

Been sleeping till noon everyday this week. Anyone got any quick solutions for depression that doesn't involve pills?

Amputate Your Head 08-22-2007 01:01 PM

you'll end up like me.

40 years old, feel like 240, can hardly breathe, can hardly walk, pain everywhere all the time, shake uncontrollably, can't sleep, piss 6 times a night, endless heartburn, inability to concentrate, and get to look forward to it all only getting worse over the next 3 decades.

Polluting yourself doesn't always kill you. Sometimes it just cripples the fuck out of you and makes you deal with it.

Enjoy! :)

Vitasoy 08-22-2007 01:03 PM

Best bet.. head to the hospital to get it checked out

_andy_ 08-22-2007 01:17 PM

Exercise to help depression

alby_persignup 08-22-2007 01:18 PM

HHospital then Death! lol

mattz 08-22-2007 01:19 PM

you should be fine for at least a few years

tranza 08-22-2007 01:22 PM

Nothing, you'll be fine!!

MetaMan 08-22-2007 01:23 PM

You are a real man! dont listen to any of these chumps they need to MAN THE FUCK UP

Miss Gong 08-22-2007 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12971530)
you'll live to be 100 years old

...with a terrible pain LOL

zand_stein 08-22-2007 04:54 PM

yeah, they are right. it will result to cirrhosis..........
you will experience a lot of pain in your stomach.......

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:19 PM

Sorry guys I just passed out dont know what the hell happened last thing I remember was the old GFY screen now this new red stuff :1orglaugh
I just got back from the liquor store going on #2 of 12 now it feels good cold!

I also picked up some new seagrams shit called mlibu bat or something like that those went down smoothe on the ride home:thumbsup

jimthefiend 08-22-2007 06:22 PM

Slow, painful, dehumanizing and altogether degrading DEATH when you're 50. I wouldn't sweat it though, you're in good company.

Nicky 08-22-2007 06:30 PM

You drink more than me man, I try and keep it to wednesday, friday and saturday :)

GAMEFINEST 08-22-2007 06:41 PM

i dont know but good luck

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 12973616)
You drink more than me man, I try and keep it to wednesday, friday and saturday :)

Yeah I did that back in high school but since I started working I just cant go a few hours without a break.
I guees you could say Im dependant on it:thumbsup

wyldworx 08-22-2007 06:44 PM

you liver no more.

TeenCat 08-22-2007 06:44 PM

its still enough time to go fuck yourself! ;)

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 12971767)
Don't you get depressed drinking that much? I recently quit (again) because I can't take the depression anymore, mostly brought on by shame of the antics I get up to in the local community while hammered. Last time I drank I went to a local car show and stayed in the beer tent from noon till 1 AM, making a fool of myself in front of everyone. I don't remember everything, but I think they even cut me off because I was such a mess.

Been sleeping till noon everyday this week. Anyone got any quick solutions for depression that doesn't involve pills?

I do sometimes but I just pick it up again and all is forgotten:thumbsup

shermo 08-22-2007 06:51 PM

Why do you seem so proud of yourself? After all the shit you've put in your system, you probably don't even know who you are anymore. Drinking and smoking? Your pores must be oozing that nasty beer funk while your breath and clothes smell like an ash tray.

Congrats!

Ripshit 08-22-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 12973720)
Drinking and smoking? Your pores must be oozing that nasty beer funk while your breath and clothes smell like an ash tray.

Congrats!

Does that make sense?:1orglaugh
I wouldnt know Ive lost my sense of smell a long long time ago from ciggs and I could care less who smells me:1orglaugh

Ripshit 08-22-2007 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 12973683)
its still enough time to go fuck yourself! ;)

Oh yeah Im on like my 14th beer today so I guess I will:321GFY

drx 08-22-2007 07:55 PM

I smoke alot of weed and cigs don't like drinking alchol..

collegeboobies 08-22-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12971495)
I have drank beer(at least 12 sometimes 45 a day) religiously for over 15 years on a daily basis like this and smoked more ciggs than I care to count at least a pack a day(sometimes four)I smoke pot ,and sometimes hit the bottle hard with Jack or Jim.

What do you think will happen to my poor Liver???:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


your liver will rip and you will shit

Ripshit 08-22-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drx (Post 12973968)
I smoke alot of weed and cigs don't like drinking alchol..

What are you a little girl?
Real men drink like champs like me!
Who cares what happens to my liver just as long as medical science finds a cure for this rossis shit!

Ripshit 08-22-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12971895)
Nothing, you'll be fine!!

Been fine ever since I got back from the Liquor store a few ago:1orglaugh

shermo 08-22-2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripshit (Post 12973747)
Does that make sense?:1orglaugh
I wouldnt know Ive lost my sense of smell a long long time ago from ciggs and I could care less who smells me:1orglaugh

I guess you took "getting pussy" out of your life a long time ago. :1orglaugh


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