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wyldworx · 08-22-2007, 04:21 PM

something I think deserves a plug anyway....

Save on fuel at Melbourne brothel

A Melbourne brothel is offering fuel discounts to its clients "to help with the petrol crisis".

Customers of The Pink Palace get 30c a litre off their fuel bill if they provide the necessary receipts when they settle their account with the brothel.

"I got together with the girls to talk about what we could do to help the petrol crisis and we thought it would be something nice for the clients," manager Robyn Smith told The Melbourne Leader.

'There was one guy who was trying to convince his wife it was a good way to save money on petrol," she said.

Business has been booming since the scheme began two months ago.

Billboards announcing the new scheme encourage people to "pump and save" and have been touring the inner city at night and the MCG before football games begin.

for a squiz at the full spread click there.

Chr0makey · 08-22-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

something I think deserves a plug anyway....

Save on fuel at Melbourne brothel

A Melbourne brothel is offering fuel discounts to its clients "to help with the petrol crisis".

Customers of The Pink Palace get 30c a litre off their fuel bill if they provide the necessary receipts when they settle their account with the brothel.

"I got together with the girls to talk about what we could do to help the petrol crisis and we thought it would be something nice for the clients," manager Robyn Smith told The Melbourne Leader.

'There was one guy who was trying to convince his wife it was a good way to save money on petrol," she said.

Business has been booming since the scheme began two months ago.

Billboards announcing the new scheme encourage people to "pump and save" and have been touring the inner city at night and the MCG before football games begin.

for a squiz at the full spread click there.

Gotta love Melbourne

By the way, I think my tank is empty.......

D · 08-22-2007, 04:24 PM

"pump and save"

u-Bob · 08-22-2007, 04:29 PM

lol

wyldworx · 08-22-2007, 04:30 PM

I saw it in the paper on the 15th and have preserved a copy which has this particular story occupying the majority of the front page.

_Richard_ · 08-22-2007, 04:37 PM

hahaha..

'i don't think my wife will go for it'

Fletch XXX · 08-22-2007, 04:39 PM

One of my favorite words is innovation

Brother Bilo · 08-22-2007, 04:39 PM

One pump for you, then one pump for your car.

Brilliant.

wyldworx · 08-22-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

One pump for you, then one pump for your car.

Brilliant.

my thoughts exactly, making every third trip to the brothel one on the house so to speak.

i call it the wyldworx principal.

CuriousToyBoy · 08-22-2007, 07:00 PM

Aussie marketing at it's finest !!!

;-)

drx · 08-22-2007, 07:26 PM

Have to love australia

tony286 · 08-22-2007, 07:34 PM

Thats very smart and funny.

08-22-2007, 04:21 PM	#1
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	This is a stroke of genius and... something I think deserves a plug anyway.... Save on fuel at Melbourne brothel A Melbourne brothel is offering fuel discounts to its clients "to help with the petrol crisis". Customers of The Pink Palace get 30c a litre off their fuel bill if they provide the necessary receipts when they settle their account with the brothel. "I got together with the girls to talk about what we could do to help the petrol crisis and we thought it would be something nice for the clients," manager Robyn Smith told The Melbourne Leader. 'There was one guy who was trying to convince his wife it was a good way to save money on petrol," she said. Business has been booming since the scheme began two months ago. Billboards announcing the new scheme encourage people to "pump and save" and have been touring the inner city at night and the MCG before football games begin. for a squiz at the full spread click there.

08-22-2007, 04:24 PM	#3
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08-22-2007, 04:30 PM	#5
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	I saw it in the paper on the 15th and have preserved a copy which has this particular story occupying the majority of the front page.

08-22-2007, 04:37 PM	#6
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08-22-2007, 07:34 PM	#12
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Thats very smart and funny.