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08-21-2007, 10:18 AM
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Side show freak at the Fair.. LMAO !!!
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment. The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation. "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
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08-21-2007, 10:20 AM
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March 1st, 2003
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lol those crazy dwarfs
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08-21-2007, 11:06 AM
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pr0's goat screwed me
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That would have been pretty funny to see a dwarf with a vacuum stuck to his little pecker.
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08-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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That whole festival is a joke anyway. Full of homos and freaks.
I'll be glad when it's all over...
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08-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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Location: In my house
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talk about getting sucked off!
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08-21-2007, 11:17 AM
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lol! what a jerk :D
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08-21-2007, 11:29 AM
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ICS Graphics Dude
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LOL - I hear Rochard likes to play with midgets.
see TOB for reference... `;]
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