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baddog · 08-20-2007, 04:06 PM

Decided to take a break for lunch, and take a ride down by the beach. As I am headed home I approach a signal with a line of cars stopped at the red light.

I worked my way to the front, and stopped. No more than 20 seconds later, the MILF in the truck to my right rolls down her window and says, "my daughter just asked me what that means on your helmet."

I looked past her and saw a 2 or 3 year old in a carseat.

"It means she is reading at a third grade level."

She did not seem too pleased.

CDSmith · 08-20-2007, 04:09 PM

:D :D :D :D

Feelgood thread of the day.

neewwman · 08-20-2007, 10:08 PM

I don't get it.

The whole point of the story is lost on me.

After Shock Media · 08-20-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by neewwman

I don't get it.

The whole point of the story is lost on me.

The moral of the story is that he makes it a point in his life to put down others and point out minor things such as a board typo when everyone else in the thread fully understands what the author meant.

baddog · 08-20-2007, 10:17 PM

sonofsam · 08-20-2007, 10:20 PM

Okay buddy... nobody cares.. you're not cool..

you've posted that picture of your helmet probably more then 10 times over the last 3 years..

It's not funny. Wow... you are such a cool guy, putting that thing on your helmet. Happy now?

After Shock Media · 08-20-2007, 10:21 PM

Wait so in turn you were a dick?

Couldnt you of at least just said "it says do not be mean"

Pointless · 08-20-2007, 10:25 PM

this is what happens when one has an extended mid life crisis

sonofsam · 08-20-2007, 10:33 PM

midlife?

baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?

MBS Auto · 08-20-2007, 10:33 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonofsam · 08-20-2007, 10:34 PM

p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

here you go www.livejournal.com

Pointless · 08-20-2007, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

midlife?

baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?

what part of the word "extended" do you not understand?

he looks 50ish to me

Pointless · 08-20-2007, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

here you go www.livejournal.com

what started all this hate?

sonofsam · 08-20-2007, 10:58 PM

I know what extended means.. my point was that he is so old that he can't even be covered by the blanket term of "midlife"

WiredGuy · 08-20-2007, 10:58 PM

You really need to post the punchline in the main post. The post doesnt make much sense until the pic of the helmet is seen...
WG

ztik · 08-20-2007, 11:00 PM

lol ..
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cashbot · 08-20-2007, 11:18 PM

i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Pointless · 08-20-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot

i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

i would never ride without an full face helmet!

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2007, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot

i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Yeah, kinda cocky

munki · 08-20-2007, 11:34 PM

That's hillarious dood.

D · 08-20-2007, 11:38 PM

I'm thinking no one was "put down."

I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-20-2007, 11:43 PM

why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.

baddog · 08-21-2007, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

I'm thinking no one was "put down."

I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.

Thank you. I was wondering if anyone even read what I wrote. She was full of shit, and she knew that I knew.

She wanted to voice her displeasure and used her kid to do it.

On the off chance that her kid was a fucking prodigy, it is her fault that she can't come up with an explanation suitable for her genius child.

uno · 08-21-2007, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless

i would never ride without an full face helmet!

I'm not a big fan of bugs in the mouth/eyes/ears/face and I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.

baddog · 08-21-2007, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.

Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.

uno · 08-21-2007, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.

Maybe because all my redneck biker friends where em and i think it looks a lil too hillbilly.

cashbot · 08-21-2007, 01:16 AM

always wear a helmet

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2007, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.

She tried to make him feel bad about it...

Madame0120 · 08-21-2007, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot

i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

sonofsam · 08-21-2007, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

If you havn't noticed by now, baddog is the definition of trailer trash

nico-t · 08-21-2007, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

lol... thats exactly what i thought when i saw the helmet pic.

GAMEFINEST · 08-21-2007, 06:21 AM

pure sickness

GAMEFINEST · 08-21-2007, 06:22 AM

pure savage ..

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-21-2007, 06:27 AM

what a stupid thread

who · 08-21-2007, 06:30 AM

Cashbot you are a fucking loser.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-21-2007, 06:30 AM

wait, so he has "Dont be a dick" on his helmet (which is in itself pretty gay) and he actually is being a dick to women?

wow, give yourself a pat on the back

Baal.PitBull · 08-21-2007, 06:32 AM

he should put a gfy finger on the front of his helmet so when he turns to answer a question from a sarcastic uptight bitch she knows what will be cumming.

08-20-2007, 04:06 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	It means she is reading at a third grade level. Decided to take a break for lunch, and take a ride down by the beach. As I am headed home I approach a signal with a line of cars stopped at the red light. I worked my way to the front, and stopped. No more than 20 seconds later, the MILF in the truck to my right rolls down her window and says, "my daughter just asked me what that means on your helmet." I looked past her and saw a 2 or 3 year old in a carseat. "It means she is reading at a third grade level." She did not seem too pleased.

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08-20-2007, 10:58 PM	#14
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