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baddog 08-20-2007 04:06 PM

It means she is reading at a third grade level.
 
Decided to take a break for lunch, and take a ride down by the beach. As I am headed home I approach a signal with a line of cars stopped at the red light.

I worked my way to the front, and stopped. No more than 20 seconds later, the MILF in the truck to my right rolls down her window and says, "my daughter just asked me what that means on your helmet."

I looked past her and saw a 2 or 3 year old in a carseat.

"It means she is reading at a third grade level."

She did not seem too pleased.

CDSmith 08-20-2007 04:09 PM

:D :D :D :D


Feelgood thread of the day.

neewwman 08-20-2007 10:08 PM

I don't get it. :Oh crap

The whole point of the story is lost on me.

After Shock Media 08-20-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neewwman (Post 12962181)
I don't get it. :Oh crap

The whole point of the story is lost on me.

The moral of the story is that he makes it a point in his life to put down others and point out minor things such as a board typo when everyone else in the thread fully understands what the author meant.

baddog 08-20-2007 10:17 PM

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...301/z02706.jpg

sonofsam 08-20-2007 10:20 PM

Okay buddy... nobody cares.. you're not cool..

you've posted that picture of your helmet probably more then 10 times over the last 3 years..

It's not funny. Wow... you are such a cool guy, putting that thing on your helmet. Happy now?

After Shock Media 08-20-2007 10:21 PM

Wait so in turn you were a dick?

Couldnt you of at least just said "it says do not be mean"

Pointless 08-20-2007 10:25 PM

this is what happens when one has an extended mid life crisis

:Oh crap

sonofsam 08-20-2007 10:33 PM

midlife?

baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?

MBS Auto 08-20-2007 10:33 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonofsam 08-20-2007 10:34 PM

p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

here you go www.livejournal.com

Pointless 08-20-2007 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12962247)
midlife?

baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?

what part of the word "extended" do you not understand?

he looks 50ish to me

Pointless 08-20-2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12962251)
p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

here you go www.livejournal.com

what started all this hate?

sonofsam 08-20-2007 10:58 PM

I know what extended means.. my point was that he is so old that he can't even be covered by the blanket term of "midlife" :)

WiredGuy 08-20-2007 10:58 PM

You really need to post the punchline in the main post. The post doesnt make much sense until the pic of the helmet is seen...
WG

ztik 08-20-2007 11:00 PM

lol ..
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cashbot 08-20-2007 11:18 PM

i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Pointless 08-20-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12962392)
i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.


i would never ride without an full face helmet!

Doctor Dre 08-20-2007 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12962392)
i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Yeah, kinda cocky

munki 08-20-2007 11:34 PM

That's hillarious dood.

D 08-20-2007 11:38 PM

I'm thinking no one was "put down."

I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-20-2007 11:43 PM

why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.

baddog 08-21-2007 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12962461)
I'm thinking no one was "put down."

I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.

Thank you. I was wondering if anyone even read what I wrote. She was full of shit, and she knew that I knew.

She wanted to voice her displeasure and used her kid to do it.

On the off chance that her kid was a fucking prodigy, it is her fault that she can't come up with an explanation suitable for her genius child.

uno 08-21-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless (Post 12962408)
i would never ride without an full face helmet!

I'm not a big fan of bugs in the mouth/eyes/ears/face and I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.

baddog 08-21-2007 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 12962662)
I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.

Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.

uno 08-21-2007 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12962685)
Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.

Maybe because all my redneck biker friends where em and i think it looks a lil too hillbilly.

cashbot 08-21-2007 01:16 AM

always wear a helmet

Doctor Dre 08-21-2007 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 12962477)
why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.

She tried to make him feel bad about it...

Madame0120 08-21-2007 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12962392)
i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

sonofsam 08-21-2007 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 12962926)
Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

If you havn't noticed by now, baddog is the definition of trailer trash :2 cents:

nico-t 08-21-2007 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 12962926)
Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.

lol... thats exactly what i thought when i saw the helmet pic.

GAMEFINEST 08-21-2007 06:21 AM

pure sickness

GAMEFINEST 08-21-2007 06:22 AM

pure savage ..

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-21-2007 06:27 AM

what a stupid thread

who 08-21-2007 06:30 AM

Cashbot you are a fucking loser.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-21-2007 06:30 AM

wait, so he has "Dont be a dick" on his helmet (which is in itself pretty gay) and he actually is being a dick to women?


wow, give yourself a pat on the back

Baal.PitBull 08-21-2007 06:32 AM

he should put a gfy finger on the front of his helmet so when he turns to answer a question from a sarcastic uptight bitch she knows what will be cumming.


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