Seriously, i am starting to realise i'm Gods gift to women: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 08-19-2007, 09:58 AM

I have been single for like a month and i am telling ya what a ride!

I am starting to realise that there are slim pickings out there for women (comparison typical GFY webmaster) (i have always known this) and that a smart, sexy, well hung funny guy like myself actually has an advantage.

Women i am sorry but you will have to stand in line, and let me warn you it is a long line, but let me tell you IT IS WORTH THE WAIT!

me = God's gift to women

dropped9 · 08-19-2007, 10:00 AM

jpwhits · 08-19-2007, 10:15 AM

I thought you were going to post about having found your true calling as Beauty Therapist.

BoyAlley · 08-19-2007, 10:26 AM

MetaMan · 08-19-2007, 10:27 AM

Fat Ass Headless
and fake gay guy BoyAlley busting on my balls.

you 2 put together obviously wouldnt have a clue about women, so hate on.

BoyAlley i know your type the girls wouldnt give you any attention so you did the switch just to get some. its ok keep telling yourself "i was born with it". i know the truth.

Malicious Biz · 08-19-2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metaman

i'm Gods gift to women

Maybe so, but they'll probably return you for store credit

CDSmith · 08-19-2007, 10:34 AM

Countdown to the "I like poo" guy

in 5, 4, 3....

Violetta · 08-19-2007, 10:47 AM

Nice to hear metaman. I am god's gift to gfy!

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2007, 10:49 AM

Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

MetaMan · 08-19-2007, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Maybe so, but they'll probably return you for store credit

i am tellin ya dude i been killin it lately, i have this new money cologne i just spray it all over my body, girls be like "omg whats that smell" i be like "money sweetheart, money"

MetaMan · 08-19-2007, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

you just about summed me up!

xxxdesign-net · 08-19-2007, 11:05 AM

You are enjoying the game Second Life? Thats dynamite

MetaMan · 08-19-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

You are enjoying the game Second Life? Thats dynamite

I DUN GIT IT?

Malicious Biz · 08-19-2007, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am tellin ya dude i been killin it lately, i have this new money cologne i just spray it all over my body, girls be like "omg whats that smell" i be like "money sweetheart, money"

hahaha!

Fap · 08-19-2007, 11:14 AM

Well we all know you arent God's gift to GFY..

BlackCrayon · 08-19-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

Typically those kids of guys are morons though and very easily torn down in front of the women they are trying to impress.

CDSmith · 08-19-2007, 11:54 AM

Where's that 'I like poo' guy,

he's late.

08-19-2007, 09:58 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Seriously, i am starting to realise i'm Gods gift to women: I have been single for like a month and i am telling ya what a ride! I am starting to realise that there are slim pickings out there for women (comparison typical GFY webmaster) (i have always known this) and that a smart, sexy, well hung funny guy like myself actually has an advantage. Women i am sorry but you will have to stand in line, and let me warn you it is a long line, but let me tell you IT IS WORTH THE WAIT! me = God's gift to women

08-19-2007, 10:15 AM	#3
jpwhits Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,045	I thought you were going to post about having found your true calling as Beauty Therapist. __________________ ))<>((

08-19-2007, 10:27 AM	#5
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Fat Ass Headless and fake gay guy BoyAlley busting on my balls. you 2 put together obviously wouldnt have a clue about women, so hate on. BoyAlley i know your type the girls wouldnt give you any attention so you did the switch just to get some. its ok keep telling yourself "i was born with it". i know the truth. Last edited by MetaMan; 08-19-2007 at 10:29 AM..

08-19-2007, 10:34 AM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Countdown to the "I like poo" guy in 5, 4, 3.... __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-19-2007, 10:47 AM	#8
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	Nice to hear metaman. I am god's gift to gfy! __________________ M&A Queen

08-19-2007, 10:00 AM	#2
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08-19-2007, 10:26 AM	#4
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714

08-19-2007, 11:05 AM	#12
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	You are enjoying the game Second Life? Thats dynamite

08-19-2007, 11:14 AM	#15
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Well we all know you arent God's gift to GFY..

08-19-2007, 11:54 AM	#17
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Where's that 'I like poo' guy, he's late. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634