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MetaMan 08-19-2007 09:58 AM

Seriously, i am starting to realise i'm Gods gift to women:
 
I have been single for like a month and i am telling ya what a ride!

I am starting to realise that there are slim pickings out there for women (comparison typical GFY webmaster) (i have always known this) and that a smart, sexy, well hung funny guy like myself actually has an advantage.

Women i am sorry but you will have to stand in line, and let me warn you it is a long line, but let me tell you IT IS WORTH THE WAIT!

me = God's gift to women

dropped9 08-19-2007 10:00 AM

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jpwhits 08-19-2007 10:15 AM

I thought you were going to post about having found your true calling as Beauty Therapist.

BoyAlley 08-19-2007 10:26 AM

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/youregay.jpg

MetaMan 08-19-2007 10:27 AM

Fat Ass Headless
and fake gay guy BoyAlley busting on my balls.

you 2 put together obviously wouldnt have a clue about women, so hate on.

BoyAlley i know your type the girls wouldnt give you any attention so you did the switch just to get some. its ok keep telling yourself "i was born with it". i know the truth.

Malicious Biz 08-19-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metaman
i'm Gods gift to women

Maybe so, but they'll probably return you for store credit :winkwink::winkwink:

CDSmith 08-19-2007 10:34 AM

Countdown to the "I like poo" guy

in 5, 4, 3....

Violetta 08-19-2007 10:47 AM

Nice to hear metaman. I am god's gift to gfy! :)

Doctor Dre 08-19-2007 10:49 AM

Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

MetaMan 08-19-2007 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 12954839)
Maybe so, but they'll probably return you for store credit :winkwink::winkwink:

i am tellin ya dude i been killin it lately, i have this new money cologne i just spray it all over my body, girls be like "omg whats that smell" i be like "money sweetheart, money"

MetaMan 08-19-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 12954879)
Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

you just about summed me up! :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 08-19-2007 11:05 AM

You are enjoying the game Second Life? Thats dynamite :thumbsup

MetaMan 08-19-2007 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 12954926)
You are enjoying the game Second Life? Thats dynamite :thumbsup

I DUN GIT IT?

Malicious Biz 08-19-2007 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12954881)
i am tellin ya dude i been killin it lately, i have this new money cologne i just spray it all over my body, girls be like "omg whats that smell" i be like "money sweetheart, money"

hahaha!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fap 08-19-2007 11:14 AM

Well we all know you arent God's gift to GFY..

BlackCrayon 08-19-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 12954879)
Actually woman love cocky / over confident assholes... That might be more like it ;)

Typically those kids of guys are morons though and very easily torn down in front of the women they are trying to impress.

CDSmith 08-19-2007 11:54 AM

Where's that 'I like poo' guy,

he's late.


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