Fidel Castro Dead? - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 08-18-2007, 05:42 PM

An ominous post on a celebrity news site warns that Fidel Castro may have died. The site run by Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr, who runs the site under the name Perez Hilton, says "We are hearing very loud rumblings that... Fidel Castro has died..

One reporter for the NP says "He's never wrong!" The site run by Lavandeira gets millions of hits daily and he says it would be "awesome" if his site was one of the first outlets to report that Castro had indeed died.

A National Post reporter spoke with the 26-year-old blogger who says: "It would be awesome because I am Cuban. I have a real connection to this story. My family had to flee his dictorial, totalitarian, oppressive, communist, evil regime."[sic]

Source: communities.canada.com

VicD · 08-18-2007, 05:47 PM

that would be something...

RawAlex · 08-18-2007, 05:50 PM

I have a feeling that Castro has been dead for a while, but they fear to reveal it. They will probably have him stuffed and mounted like an old family pet.

After Shock Media · 08-18-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

I have a feeling that Castro has been dead for a while, but they fear to reveal it. They will probably have him stuffed and mounted like an old family pet.

Being so close to florida, we already done know they stole Walts animatronics stuff he uses to have presidents and stuff talk to people in those rides/areas nearly nobody visits.

JFK · 08-18-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vicd

that would be something...

yup

Big_D · 08-18-2007, 09:00 PM

he has no effect on the government that i survive off of so, ummm, errrrrrr, mi se rupe

CurrentlySober · 08-18-2007, 09:02 PM

Castrol is?

fuzzylogic · 08-18-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Castrol is?

.. a Motor Oil and Lubricant. what relevance does this have?

RedShoe · 08-18-2007, 11:35 PM

yep. It's been confirmed. He's either dead, or dying.

ServerGenius · 08-18-2007, 11:55 PM

Hugo Chavez will take over command in Cuba.....mark my words

directfiesta · 08-19-2007, 11:34 AM

So United Fruit Brands will be happy :

Quote:

The Cuban people--under the leadership of Fidel Castro-- remembered well the tragedy of Guatemala. They defeated the CIA invasion. And they took back all the land that United Fruit owned in Cuba--land that today's Helms-Burton Law is meant to return to U.S. corporate owners.

http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/47/043.html

tASSy · 08-19-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

.. a Motor Oil and Lubricant. what relevance does this have?

teg0 · 08-19-2007, 11:55 AM

who knows, doesn't really matter. He is no enemy to the USA.

BVF · 08-19-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by teg0

who knows, doesn't really matter. He is no enemy to the USA.

You do realize that I've been trying to contact you on this board for two days?

JP513 · 08-19-2007, 12:05 PM

he's not dead yet. he's dying, but not dead yet.

Violetta · 08-19-2007, 01:22 PM

he MUST be dead.

pussyluver · 08-19-2007, 01:29 PM

http://www.reuters.com/article/world...rpc=22&sp=true

avm79 · 08-19-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JP513

he's not dead yet. he's dying, but not dead yet.

+1
i think you r right

KILL_FRENZY · 08-19-2007, 01:51 PM

If he's not dead yet he will be . Lots of businessman are waiting to invest in Cuba

zand_stein · 08-19-2007, 04:04 PM

yup i heard he was dead...........
rest in peace.........

Redrob · 08-19-2007, 04:30 PM

Castro had real nerve. I don't agree with him; but, I admired his cojones and chutzpah.

fuzzylogic · 08-19-2007, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

If he's not dead yet he will be . Lots of businessman are waiting to invest in Cuba

what types of businesses do you think investors will be looking towards?

Redrob · 08-19-2007, 04:45 PM

Casinos!!!!

jonesonyou · 08-19-2007, 04:47 PM

we will see.

Dagwolf · 08-19-2007, 07:14 PM

He's been rumoured
dead so many times I almost didn't bother to read this thread.

Spunky · 08-19-2007, 07:56 PM

I thought he was dead already

Dirty Dane · 08-19-2007, 08:10 PM

Dead again?

fuzzylogic · 08-19-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

He's been rumoured
dead so many times I almost didn't bother to read this thread.

are you glad you did? did you find this thread to be different from the others?

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