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Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:23 PM

I want to flush my shit out, literally

I know there is http://www.colonblow.com/ - but i have heard there is way better ones

what have you all tried, and how well did it work?

Brother Bilo · 08-16-2007, 01:24 PM

Why would you want to do this?

Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

Why would you want to do this?

because I feel like it

atom · 08-16-2007, 01:26 PM

I use a plumbers snake!

BradM · 08-16-2007, 01:27 PM

Bump, I could use this to help clean out my thundershits deposits.

TDF · 08-16-2007, 01:27 PM

colon blow works

mike-al · 08-16-2007, 01:29 PM

stay away from any one of them that are dieuretics..

CurrentlySober · 08-16-2007, 01:31 PM

Sorry Gotta be done !!!

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CurrentlySober · 08-16-2007, 01:31 PM

i like poo !

FredIsMe · 08-16-2007, 01:35 PM

I've heard Colonix to be good, though I've never tried it myself. Let us know what you choose, how it goes, and if you'd do it again.

CDSmith · 08-16-2007, 01:35 PM

Go to the pharmacy and buy a Fleet enema. Christ, it's a small bottle, you remove the cap and shove the little flexible end up your pooper and squeeze.

Wait 10 minutes and it's time for thundershits*.

*Remember to squeeze your head and get it all out. :D

FredIsMe · 08-16-2007, 01:36 PM

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Sorry Gotta be done !!!

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Flynn · 08-16-2007, 01:37 PM

Go get a high colonic. That will clean out all that shit you have in there.

NinjaSteve · 08-16-2007, 01:39 PM

Ever try a vodka colonic?

ContentSHOOTER · 08-16-2007, 01:40 PM

For me it's Burger King

Pornwolf · 08-16-2007, 01:41 PM

Colon Blow is good enough. It doesn't get much more powerful.

But, think about doing a full Colon-Liver-Spleen cleanse while you are at it.

Also, after you finish the full cleanse stick to fruits and veggies only for week or two and enjoy the feeling before you go back to the meat.

Brother Bilo · 08-16-2007, 01:41 PM

I recommend a case of shity beer, maybe Pabst or the Beast, and then once you got the whole case down, go get the greasiest, nastiest Mexican food you can find. Coat it in hotsauce, chow and then pass out.

You'll wake up in the morning and have that green apple quickstep to get to the bathroom in time. Works like a charm everytime.

Profits of Doom · 08-16-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Colon Blow is good enough. It doesn't get much more powerful.

But, think about doing a full Colon-Liver-Spleen cleanse while you are at it.

Also, after you finish the full cleanse stick to fruits and veggies only for week or two and enjoy the feeling before you go back to the meat.

http://www.oxypowder.com/ I tired this stuff when I had put on some weight and everything but the kitchen sink came out of my ass. Just remember when you are taking this stuff that a fart isn't necessarily a fart...

CDSmith · 08-16-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Bump, I could use this to help clean out my thundershits deposits.

I know how to fix your problem. And I'd even type it all out if I thought for a second that you would actually heed my advice and do it.

Let me know when you seriously want to say bye to those thundershits.

Martin3 · 08-16-2007, 01:43 PM

Taco Bell works best.

Snake Doctor · 08-16-2007, 01:44 PM

sorry Jace but you're so full of shit I don't think there is a product made that would get it all.

Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Go to the pharmacy and buy a Fleet enema. Christ, it's a small bottle, you remove the cap and shove the little flexible end up your pooper and squeeze.

Wait 10 minutes and it's time for thundershits*.

*Remember to squeeze your head and get it all out. :D

not even close to what I am trying to achieve

I poop fine, i am not constipated

Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

http://www.oxypowder.com/ I tired this stuff when I had put on some weight and everything but the kitchen sink came out of my ass. Just remember when you are taking this stuff that a fart isn't necessarily a fart...

we saw that one, looked interesting, does it work quickly? meaning 1-3 days?

Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

sorry Jace but you're so full of shit I don't think there is a product made that would get it all.

damn, guess I set myself up for that one didn't I? haha

trafik2 · 08-16-2007, 01:53 PM

Interesting read - The Master Cleanse

Profits of Doom · 08-16-2007, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

we saw that one, looked interesting, does it work quickly? meaning 1-3 days?

It worked the following morning, when I took it the night before as I went to bed. Todd Lynn the comedian recommended it to me. I went to see him at a comedy club and noticed he had lost a TON of weight. I asked him about it and he told me about Oxy Powder. I noticed I did have a lot more energy when I started shitting out my internal organs, but I don't know how much is actually mental.

Cyrano · 08-16-2007, 01:53 PM

If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

Jace · 08-16-2007, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyrano

If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

oh, it's broken, trust me ;)

JayDeeZee · 08-16-2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I recommend a case of shity beer, maybe Pabst or the Beast, and then once you got the whole case down, go get the greasiest, nastiest Mexican food you can find. Coat it in hotsauce, chow and then pass out.

You'll wake up in the morning and have that green apple quickstep to get to the bathroom in time. Works like a charm everytime.

And a few cobs of corn too!

CDSmith · 08-16-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

not even close to what I am trying to achieve

I poop fine, i am not constipated

Then buy a couple of large bottles of "Golightly" and drink them.

That'll clean you out top to bottom.

You did say in your original post "I want to flush my shit out".... that's what the fleet enema is for man. Hello?

D · 08-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Personally, I prefer using cereal

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=4

tony286 · 08-16-2007, 02:07 PM

This thread makes me want to throw up my lunch.The colonics are supposed to be the way to go but dont know about having someone give me a power enema. lol

Jace · 08-16-2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Then buy a couple of large bottles of "Golightly" and drink them.

That'll clean you out top to bottom.

You did say in your original post "I want to flush my shit out".... that's what the fleet enema is for man. Hello?

haha, well, the flush my shit out was more of a play on words

i can't find anything about golightly on any website

I am actually trying to rid my body of things like mucoid plaque

BlackCrayon · 08-16-2007, 02:11 PM

try Dr. Ho's stuff. No idea what its called but goddamn, he has a good infomercial.

Jace · 08-16-2007, 02:11 PM

Peaches · 08-16-2007, 02:13 PM

Taco Bell

D · 08-16-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

This thread makes me want to throw up my lunch.The colonics are supposed to be the way to go but dont know about having someone give me a power enema. lol

I heard about a place on Venice Beach (?) that administers colonics and 'happy ending' massages in the same session...

Not really my cup of tea, but I can imagine one would be feeling pretty cleansed afterwards.

CDSmith · 08-16-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

haha, well, the flush my shit out was more of a play on words

i can't find anything about golightly on any website

I am actually trying to rid my body of things like mucoid plaque

Keep looking. I worked in a large hospital for 15 years and that's one of the premier products they used for flushing patients out with.

That shit works. Tastes vile, but you can mix in a little cranberry juice to flavor it up.

And.. it's called Golightly but you go anything BUt lightly. :D

Jace · 08-16-2007, 02:14 PM

I just ordered some oxypowder, like 4 people said I should try that, it worked great on them

BlackCrayon · 08-16-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

try Dr. Ho's stuff. No idea what its called but goddamn, he has a good infomercial.

here it is

http://www.abtrimmer.com/

will76 · 08-16-2007, 02:17 PM

Seriously. Lots of Olive Oil. No need to go buy something from the store. If you want to guarantee success, lots of olive oil and eat some hot wings. 100% will do the job.

Big Red Machine · 08-16-2007, 04:30 PM

has anyone tried the 7dmc (7 day miracle cleanse)?

Evil E · 08-16-2007, 04:37 PM

So Jace, your doctor recommanded you to shit your brains out?

CaptainHowdy · 08-16-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Seriously. Lots of Olive Oil. No need to go buy something from the store. If you want to guarantee success, lots of olive oil and eat some hot wings. 100% will do the job.

Nice tip!

Rhesus · 08-16-2007, 04:42 PM

As we use here for colonic preparation for examinations: Klean prep or prunocolon. Doesn't taste too nice though but it will get your bowels spotlessly clean.

08-16-2007, 04:42 PM

I got it done years ago, a friend of mine from Suriname got me some sort of black brewed stuff, hard as a rock, told me to take a vacation of 7 days and never ever leave the house.
It did work I can confirm, the side effects were great as well, 7 days a boner and no girl around.
You swallow it and yep the nastiest things come out, I felt great afterwards and horny as well

cyko · 08-16-2007, 05:03 PM

Check out Ernie's (of ehowa) article on the product he used....

http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/coloncleanse.shtml

teg0 · 08-16-2007, 05:05 PM

lots of natural ways without going out there and purchasing some weird product.

CDSmith · 08-16-2007, 05:22 PM

Go Lightly is used in hospitals and has been for decades. It is hardly a "weird product"

Plenty about it mentioned in the links that came up in this search -- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&r...ns&btnG=Search

Should be easily found in drug stores, I would go ask a pharmacist. They can at the very least tell you what they have that is similar.

chadknowslaw · 08-16-2007, 05:26 PM

I ate some rice soup from a street vendor in Vientiane, Laos. That cleaned me out quite well -- took off a few pounds too. I just had to find a pharmacist in Bangkok to give me the right stuff to make it STOP.

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FredIsMe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Livin' in America Posts: 2,406	I've heard Colonix to be good, though I've never tried it myself. Let us know what you choose, how it goes, and if you'd do it again.

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Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	As we use here for colonic preparation for examinations: Klean prep or prunocolon. Doesn't taste too nice though but it will get your bowels spotlessly clean.

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ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	I got it done years ago, a friend of mine from Suriname got me some sort of black brewed stuff, hard as a rock, told me to take a vacation of 7 days and never ever leave the house. It did work I can confirm, the side effects were great as well, 7 days a boner and no girl around. You swallow it and yep the nastiest things come out, I felt great afterwards and horny as well

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