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09-08-2002, 10:50 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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Weird email
Did anyone else get this email? fucking bizarre!
=========================================== Hello, If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 and or in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 series or similar technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I'd would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. I will also need temporal displacement. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: [email protected] if you can help! Thanks =========================================== most bizarre email I've gotten in a long time...
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09-08-2002, 10:52 PM
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sounds like a kid or someone with shizophrenia
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09-08-2002, 10:53 PM
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Well???? Do you have one or not?
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09-08-2002, 10:54 PM
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Clearly that guy is living in a different time since he is using an AOL account. I would say he's probably still somewhere in 1995.
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09-08-2002, 10:57 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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I want to reply, just not sure if this guy's a whacko or for real.....
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09-08-2002, 11:00 PM
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(no sarcasm, that's a really clever comment)
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09-08-2002, 11:02 PM
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holy shit. i got this shit back in january...
-------------------------- To: <[email protected]> From: <[email protected]> Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!! Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 02:13:19 If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back in time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back. I am in very great danger and need this immediately! I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types. I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that. If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided. Please be advised that any temporal device that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well as the temporal location. I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!! Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: [email protected] Please do not reply if your an evil alien! Thanks -------------------------- My reply... to travel back in time as present day you and to rewind time around present day until 4 year old you would be two different things. how much are you willing to spend?? what are the limited abilities? maybe you just need some other parts... -------------------- his reply. From: [email protected] Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 11:24:58 EST Subject: Re: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!! To: xxxxxxxx X-Mailer: AOL 7.0 for Windows US sub 121 $30,000 |
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09-08-2002, 11:04 PM
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forward it to mental hospital they will know what to do
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09-08-2002, 11:04 PM
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he's all over google too:
http://www.google.com/search?q=time+... TF-8&oe=UTF-8 Results 1 - 10 of about 386,000 |
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