im telling you, olive oil kills me. Wife loves to cook with a lot of it. She made some soup few days ago, like half a bottle of olive oil, i ate two bowls and i blew like you woudlnt believe. BBQ shrimp..... anything loaded with olive oil... hot sauce and spicy stuff does it but nothing like olive oil.

fuck man, I just took an immodium so that it will stop.

Gawd help me

Some one bet this lady she couldn't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

50 years later... OMG! there it is!!

http://www.blessedherbs.com/colon-cl...martha-poo.jpg

This is a shitty thread.

Chad ,get in touch as soon as it stops:winkwink:

Fleet Phospho Soda, doc made me take it before a colonoscopy
Vile shit, vile - i mixed it with apple juice and haven't drank any since then. Made me gag for a month after that every time I thought about it

And it gave me such a flush out I thought I'd lose my hole down the toilet, worse than a hung dude that doesn't know how to use his dick. Kept me going to the bathroom every 5 minutes as soon as I drank even a little bit of liquid!

And the doc remarked how awesomely loose I was before sticking the cam up my butt :1orglaugh

I want to know if your asshole gets sore from shitting so much? Cause I know that dhiarrhea hurts. Does your asshole burn and gets sore from shitting so much after drinking this stuff? Cause I hate that feeling...

Use baby wipes when you dump, and you shouldn't have a problem. baby wipes are a godsend for guys like me with shitting problems. And have some Tuck's medicated pads. Those things are awesome.

This thread needs more *******.

Penn & Teller on the subject.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI

I have 5 more years before I have to go in an for a recommended required colonoscopy. I am quite happy to wait until that time to "cleanse" myself. Everyone I know says drinking the stuff and dealing with the pooping like crazy is by far worse than them sticking a camera up your butt :(

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Finally someone with some sense in this thread. This colon cleansing fad is absurd. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MUCOID PALQUE. That stuff that is coming out of people's asses is CLAY. I don't understand the logic involved. You drink clay. What do you think will come out the other end? A healthy colon does a fine job of cleansing itself. Anyone who buys this is getting scammed. You do not need this shit at all.


http://www.lisabarger.com/colon_cleansing_scams.htm
http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

Yup a case of schlitz will do it

never fails :1orglaugh

I earlier read an article on people drinking golightly...

"it's really nasty, tasted like extremely salty watermelon flavored cardboard. Gross."

Well, last time I was in Vegas, being lazy I grabbed a pizza from a hotel gaming lounge area... I remember eating the cardboard box because it tasted better than the pizza, and this stuff is like flavored cardboard? cant be all that bad

check out this product to regulate your intestine:

http://www.baolife.com/

eating bad costa rican seafood will do it for yah ... had me asspissing for a week. i dont think there was anything left in me at all :)

I don't need colon blow, my young daughter gives me gastritis every six months! :( My immune system probably isn't as strong because I've been working from home for over 10 years. Just got over the last bout a week ago, the vomiting was far worse than the ass cleaning...

Just bear in mind, if you're PLANNING on squirting fluid from your anus make sure you have something to replenish fluids and electrolyte levels. Some of these supplements could be quite dangerous if you get too dehydrated.

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100 lbs of shit

I can't stop laughing reading this thread.

yo!!

... day old sushi