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XTube_Lance · 08-15-2007, 08:10 AM

What are some of the funny side effects of these Erectile Dysfunction drugs? I came up with this:

Side effects may include spontaneous erections in the morning, afternoon, evening, during sleep, waking up, constant erections, random erections, sudden female affection, sudden female arousal, uncontrollable orgasms, projectile orgasms, multiple orgasms, enlarged bicep or (biceps if you're ambidextrous).

Anyone got any more to add?

Tom_PM · 08-15-2007, 08:22 AM

Are they advertising with those side effects, because their sales would spike!

XTube_Lance · 08-15-2007, 08:38 AM

hahaha, I dont think so, I am just looking for some people to give me some creative side effects. Just lookin for a laugh.

JMM · 08-15-2007, 08:53 AM

Why don't you just tell us what happens when you take one. I am sure a limped dick douchebag like yourself has lots of experience with this kind of thing.

Add this to your list of side effects:

May cause you to use content that you do not have legal rights to use or distribute in violation of federal law and then go post on the largest industry message board pretending that you are not an ignorant fucktard.

God I can't wait to put you out of a job.

XTube_Lance · 08-15-2007, 09:38 AM

JMM

Thank you for taking the time to reply to my thread. It is nice to hear the opinions of Web 1.0 people like yourself. I find it comforting that there is 1 less competitor out there to deal with.

If you can put me out of A job I would be impressed. I can't help but laugh at your post now that I look back on it. In fact, we're all laughing at you right now.

AssPirate · 08-15-2007, 09:41 AM

Uh oh...I smell a downpour of drama.

But to answer your question Lance, how about "ill-timed ejaculation"?

Just_in_Support · 08-15-2007, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMM

Why don't you just tell us what happens when you take one. I am sure a limped dick douchebag like yourself has lots of experience with this kind of thing.

Add this to your list of side effects:

May cause you to use content that you do not have legal rights to use or distribute in violation of federal law and then go post on the largest industry message board pretending that you are not an ignorant fucktard.

God I can't wait to put you out of a job.

So in orders words you're a TROLL.

Babaganoosh · 08-15-2007, 09:45 AM

Inability to sleep on stomach.

JMM · 08-15-2007, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_in_Support

So in orders words you're a TROLL.

Great first post.

JMM · 08-15-2007, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTube_Lance

JMM

Thank you for taking the time to reply to my thread. It is nice to hear the opinions of Web 1.0 people like yourself. I find it comforting that there is 1 less competitor out there to deal with.

If you can put me out of A job I would be impressed. I can't help but laugh at your post now that I look back on it. In fact, we're all laughing at you right now.

HAHAHAHAHA...Have to love you content stealing pieces of shit.

So in otherwords, using other peoples property without their consent, in violation of the law, is better known as web 2.0??

What an ignorant fucktard.

seeric · 08-15-2007, 10:10 AM

any content longer than 30 seconds, which is what 99% of the sponsors agree to is too much. web 2.0 nothing.

if a sponsor did not give persmission to run anything longer than normal promo clips its stealing content. if they did so be it.

using content without permission is stealing content.

2cents

JMM · 08-15-2007, 10:18 AM

I refreshed a few times, waiting for Lance to respond.

Then I realized, Lance cannot respond until a user writes a response for him. Then he can copy and paste that response here.

Sucks not to be able to produce anything on your own huh fucktard?

XTube_Lance · 08-15-2007, 10:30 AM

JMM

Sorry I was not able to get back to you when you wanted, I was busy doing some work.

If you would like to address legal matters I recommend you retain a lawyer, and we can then engage in intelligent conversation.

JMM, XTube is a service. Members of the community decide how they use the service, and they are subject to our terms of use. If you have a moment, break out a dictionary and a thesaurus, and read through it. If you need help, I am more than willing to help you with the big words.

Fletch XXX · 08-15-2007, 10:33 AM

Harm to vision is one side effect.

steved · 08-15-2007, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_in_Support

So in orders words you're a TROLL.

JMM is hardly a troll. Just so you know...

Flynn · 08-16-2007, 12:10 AM

i got a laugh out of projectile orgasms.

08-15-2007, 08:10 AM	#1
XTube_Lance Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 92	Funny ED Side Effects What are some of the funny side effects of these Erectile Dysfunction drugs? I came up with this: Side effects may include spontaneous erections in the morning, afternoon, evening, during sleep, waking up, constant erections, random erections, sudden female affection, sudden female arousal, uncontrollable orgasms, projectile orgasms, multiple orgasms, enlarged bicep or (biceps if you're ambidextrous). Anyone got any more to add? __________________ Lance Cassidy, Former Director of Sales & Marketing, XTube.com. C: 905.922.2305, ICQ: 301214977, Email: lance[at]chadster[dot]com Advertise on XTube.com

08-15-2007, 08:22 AM	#2
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Are they advertising with those side effects, because their sales would spike! __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

08-15-2007, 08:38 AM	#3
XTube_Lance Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 92	hahaha, I dont think so, I am just looking for some people to give me some creative side effects. Just lookin for a laugh. __________________ Lance Cassidy, Former Director of Sales & Marketing, XTube.com. C: 905.922.2305, ICQ: 301214977, Email: lance[at]chadster[dot]com Advertise on XTube.com

08-15-2007, 09:38 AM	#5
XTube_Lance Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 92	JMM Thank you for taking the time to reply to my thread. It is nice to hear the opinions of Web 1.0 people like yourself. I find it comforting that there is 1 less competitor out there to deal with. If you can put me out of A job I would be impressed. I can't help but laugh at your post now that I look back on it. In fact, we're all laughing at you right now. __________________ Lance Cassidy, Former Director of Sales & Marketing, XTube.com. C: 905.922.2305, ICQ: 301214977, Email: lance[at]chadster[dot]com Advertise on XTube.com

08-15-2007, 09:41 AM	#6
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	Uh oh...I smell a downpour of drama. But to answer your question Lance, how about "ill-timed ejaculation"? __________________

08-15-2007, 08:53 AM	#4
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	Why don't you just tell us what happens when you take one. I am sure a limped dick douchebag like yourself has lots of experience with this kind of thing. Add this to your list of side effects: May cause you to use content that you do not have legal rights to use or distribute in violation of federal law and then go post on the largest industry message board pretending that you are not an ignorant fucktard. God I can't wait to put you out of a job.

08-15-2007, 09:45 AM	#8
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Inability to sleep on stomach. __________________ I like pie.

08-15-2007, 10:10 AM	#11
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	any content longer than 30 seconds, which is what 99% of the sponsors agree to is too much. web 2.0 nothing. if a sponsor did not give persmission to run anything longer than normal promo clips its stealing content. if they did so be it. using content without permission is stealing content. 2cents

08-15-2007, 10:18 AM	#12
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	I refreshed a few times, waiting for Lance to respond. Then I realized, Lance cannot respond until a user writes a response for him. Then he can copy and paste that response here. Sucks not to be able to produce anything on your own huh fucktard?

08-15-2007, 10:30 AM	#13
XTube_Lance Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 92	JMM Sorry I was not able to get back to you when you wanted, I was busy doing some work. If you would like to address legal matters I recommend you retain a lawyer, and we can then engage in intelligent conversation. JMM, XTube is a service. Members of the community decide how they use the service, and they are subject to our terms of use. If you have a moment, break out a dictionary and a thesaurus, and read through it. If you need help, I am more than willing to help you with the big words. __________________ Lance Cassidy, Former Director of Sales & Marketing, XTube.com. C: 905.922.2305, ICQ: 301214977, Email: lance[at]chadster[dot]com Advertise on XTube.com

08-15-2007, 10:33 AM	#14
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Harm to vision is one side effect. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-16-2007, 12:10 AM	#16
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	i got a laugh out of projectile orgasms. __________________ blah blah blah