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Funny ED Side Effects

08-15-2007, 07:10 AM

What are some of the funny side effects of these Erectile Dysfunction drugs? I came up with this:

Side effects may include spontaneous erections in the morning, afternoon, evening, during sleep, waking up, constant erections, random erections, sudden female affection, sudden female arousal, uncontrollable orgasms, projectile orgasms, multiple orgasms, enlarged bicep or (biceps if you're ambidextrous).

Anyone got any more to add?

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08-15-2007, 07:22 AM

Are they advertising with those side effects, because their sales would spike!

43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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08-15-2007, 07:38 AM

hahaha, I dont think so, I am just looking for some people to give me some creative side effects. Just lookin for a laugh.

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08-15-2007, 07:53 AM

Why don't you just tell us what happens when you take one. I am sure a limped dick douchebag like yourself has lots of experience with this kind of thing.

Add this to your list of side effects:

May cause you to use content that you do not have legal rights to use or distribute in violation of federal law and then go post on the largest industry message board pretending that you are not an ignorant fucktard.

God I can't wait to put you out of a job.
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08-15-2007, 08:38 AM

JMM

Thank you for taking the time to reply to my thread. It is nice to hear the opinions of Web 1.0 people like yourself. I find it comforting that there is 1 less competitor out there to deal with.

If you can put me out of A job I would be impressed. I can't help but laugh at your post now that I look back on it. In fact, we're all laughing at you right now.

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08-15-2007, 08:41 AM

Uh oh...I smell a downpour of drama.

But to answer your question Lance, how about "ill-timed ejaculation"?
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08-15-2007, 08:41 AM

JMM=Powerless Troll

Originally posted by JMM

Why don't you just tell us what happens when you take one. I am sure a limped dick douchebag like yourself has lots of experience with this kind of thing.

Add this to your list of side effects:

May cause you to use content that you do not have legal rights to use or distribute in violation of federal law and then go post on the largest industry message board pretending that you are not an ignorant fucktard.

God I can't wait to put you out of a job.

So in orders words you're a TROLL.
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08-15-2007, 08:45 AM

Inability to sleep on stomach.

I like pie.
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08-15-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Just_in_Support

So in orders words you're a TROLL.

Great first post.
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08-15-2007, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by XTube_Lance

JMM

Thank you for taking the time to reply to my thread. It is nice to hear the opinions of Web 1.0 people like yourself. I find it comforting that there is 1 less competitor out there to deal with.

If you can put me out of A job I would be impressed. I can't help but laugh at your post now that I look back on it. In fact, we're all laughing at you right now.

HAHAHAHAHA...Have to love you content stealing pieces of shit.

So in otherwords, using other peoples property without their consent, in violation of the law, is better known as web 2.0??

What an ignorant fucktard.

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08-15-2007, 09:10 AM

any content longer than 30 seconds, which is what 99% of the sponsors agree to is too much. web 2.0 nothing.

if a sponsor did not give persmission to run anything longer than normal promo clips its stealing content. if they did so be it.

using content without permission is stealing content.

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08-15-2007, 09:18 AM

I refreshed a few times, waiting for Lance to respond.

Then I realized, Lance cannot respond until a user writes a response for him. Then he can copy and paste that response here.

Sucks not to be able to produce anything on your own huh fucktard?
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08-15-2007, 09:30 AM

JMM

Sorry I was not able to get back to you when you wanted, I was busy doing some work.

If you would like to address legal matters I recommend you retain a lawyer, and we can then engage in intelligent conversation.

JMM, XTube is a service. Members of the community decide how they use the service, and they are subject to our terms of use. If you have a moment, break out a dictionary and a thesaurus, and read through it. If you need help, I am more than willing to help you with the big words.

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08-15-2007, 09:33 AM

Harm to vision is one side effect.

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08-15-2007, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Just_in_Support

So in orders words you're a TROLL.

JMM is hardly a troll. Just so you know...

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08-15-2007, 11:10 PM

i got a laugh out of projectile orgasms.

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