![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 221
|
Fat Beastly Stupid Women
Yesterday I went out to enjoy the awesome evening. I decided to go grab some ice cream. As im waiting for my turn on the line, This big fat beastly woman ...back of her neck glistening from the sweat ...was talking to the kid at the counter.
She tells the guy at the counter "hi, i want some chocolate ice cream" he says "im sorry but we're out of chocolate you can have any other flavor though" she says, "ok, i'll have a chocolate sundae " the kid says it again , "we're out of chocolate but you can choose from any other flavors" so she says ok then i'll have a chocolate fudge sun... he stops her and says lady how do you spell straw in strawberry and shes like huh what? S-T-R-A-W hes like right and how do you spell VAN in vanilla she says V-A-N and hes like good so how do you spell fuck in chocolate and shes like hmm, huh what? there is no fuck in chocolate and he yells THATS RIGHT LADY THERE IS NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 313
|
Poor lady.
__________________
Vibrators, dildos, cock rings and all other sex toys? We've got them ALL for you. http://venustoys.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,026
|
haha, nice one!
__________________
ICQ: 395-433-632 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
Posts: 6,960
|
hahaha!!! maybe she has memory gap..
__________________
Prime Outsourcing | offshore staffing solutions | manual labor | employee leasing | full time employees starting at $695.00/month = managed and dedicated icq.: 309570461 live chat |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |