Yesterday I went out to enjoy the awesome evening. I decided to go grab some ice cream. As im waiting for my turn on the line, This big fat beastly woman ...back of her neck glistening from the sweat ...was talking to the kid at the counter.
She tells the guy at the counter "hi, i want some chocolate ice cream"
he says "im sorry but we're out of chocolate you can have any other flavor though"
she says, "ok, i'll have a chocolate sundae "
the kid says it again , "we're out of chocolate but you can choose from any other flavors"
so she says ok then i'll have a chocolate fudge sun...
he stops her and says
lady
how do you spell straw in strawberry
and shes like huh what?
S-T-R-A-W
hes like right and how do you spell VAN in vanilla
she says V-A-N
and hes like good so how do you spell fuck in chocolate
and shes like hmm, huh what? there is no fuck in chocolate
and he yells
THATS RIGHT LADY THERE IS NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE
