Dont you hate pussy that smells like tuna + shit? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 08-12-2007, 11:40 PM

cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Clark Miller · 08-12-2007, 11:42 PM

Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.

MetaMan · 08-12-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clark Miller

Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.

YOU = OWNED

Vick! · 08-12-2007, 11:47 PM

Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

v4 media · 08-13-2007, 02:30 AM

you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

tenderobject · 08-13-2007, 02:41 AM

does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P

jdc · 08-13-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

HAHA! Nice one man!

SomeCreep · 08-13-2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by tenderobject

does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P

american girls no shower they stinky

KILL_FRENZY · 08-13-2007, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

That's right

Antonio · 08-13-2007, 04:20 AM

stop fucking your relatives you sick fuck !!!!!!!!!

Paul Markham · 08-13-2007, 04:30 AM

Stop fucking $10 crack whores.

pussyluver · 08-13-2007, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

Damm, that is a put down. Most all girls smell a bit like tuna down there at some point. Doesn't mean anything except that they are human, have periods and sometime a yeast infection or something. Most do there best to always be sweet smelling and fresh. They can douche when the problem pops up.

Have you tryed Tartar Sauce. If you're going down and it smells the bit fishy, you can always communicate that to your friend in a polite way or bare through it. She can always douche and most would prolly prefer your experience to be an enjoyable one. Guys enjoy BJs and girls enjoy getting licked

Like guys never fart or have body oder after a workout or working all day....

pussyluver · 08-13-2007, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Stop fucking $10 crack whores.

So you know a bunch about crack whores???? Guess that explains the cheap content pricing in the bargin bin.

Violetta · 08-13-2007, 04:43 AM

nevert tried a pussy like that... Guess I've been lucky

pussyluver · 08-13-2007, 04:43 AM

Next Paul will have a put down about American girls and blame it on our government or Bush????

cashbot · 08-13-2007, 05:12 AM

real men don't eat pussy

Evil E · 08-13-2007, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cashbot

real men don't eat pussy

real homos don't eat pussy you mean

Evil E · 08-13-2007, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Dude... don't be an amateur... you need to do a RECON mission with the fingers first.

Holly · 08-13-2007, 06:38 AM

How the fuck did this turn into a "bash American girls" thread???

Last time I checked, Calgary was not in the USA.

directfiesta · 08-13-2007, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

$5.00 doesn't give Metaman much choice ....

Ryyy · 08-13-2007, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

maybe if you didn't bang hookers you wouldn't have that prob

GeXus · 08-13-2007, 06:55 AM

Thats why with new chicks you gotta be like "Let's fuck.... in the shower" and make sure she rubs that shit down nicely... another thing that pisses me off is when you go for a dive and their are little fuzzies from cotton panties... it's like Dubya T Ef

Iron Fist · 08-13-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

Gnus · 08-13-2007, 07:13 AM

I think that's why they invented the douche.

Gary

riabanana · 08-13-2007, 07:16 AM

That's sooo gross.

royaljelly2 · 08-13-2007, 07:24 AM

Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-13-2007, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by royaljelly2

Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

I agree to the fullest...

Scott McD · 08-13-2007, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

$5.00 doesn't give Metaman much choice ....

MetaMan · 08-13-2007, 10:18 AM

So you all agree with me?

and people saying "i dont eat pussy" must be gay.

I love pussy all sorts, just dont like diving in and getting the extra flavours that you didnt order with your meal.

i am the pussy eating extraoirdinaire, give me 5 min with any of you girls and i will have you cumming like never before. only problem is you will have to wait in line, and be prepared to wait the line is HUGE.

tomeatsdinner · 08-13-2007, 10:20 AM

Do it in the shower.. lol..

xNetworx · 08-13-2007, 10:21 AM

I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

MetaMan · 08-13-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

cant say i have ever done that, see most guys on GFY are still virgins or have only had sex with their cousin, and they most likely smell just as bad as them.

anyone who has had sex with multiple girls will know what i mean.

SilvercashJeanette · 08-13-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by royaljelly2

Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

Everyone should make sure they're clean before sex. That's guys and girls...

Not only to make sure it's an enjoyable experience for everyone, but also to protect yourself and your partner from the spread of bacteria that may cause infections.

Captain Nigg3r · 08-13-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Yeah, I know. Your mom really should wash down there more often. Try some Summers Eve or something.

Besides, what do you know about pussy? Everyone know you like to have your asshole rammed by big black negroes named Tyrone.

Am I right, Faggot?

jonesonyou · 08-13-2007, 12:53 PM

The poop smell is from the butt. The tuna smell is from the last time they were fucked.

Brother Bilo · 08-13-2007, 01:02 PM

Well, maybe you should stay away from eating your mom out while she's on her rag dude. That should help and then from there, just got to check the oil before you give her a tune up.

WonderWoman · 08-13-2007, 01:03 PM

It isnt hard to stay clean down there for either sex. A little soap or water once a day should do it. If it doesnt, then theres a problem. A woman should know on her own if shes not fresh down there and handle her shit.... no pun intended. Theres no way I would ever be with a guy in that state and then have him come here and start a thread about it.

Proper hygeine isnt so difficult and doesnt require special soaps or creams. Theres no way to mask an odor problem so dont even bother and douching is bad for a woman's health.

On a side note, Urban Decay makes the coolest scented edible talcum powders that a myself and a few friends have found a dual use for. Check them out.

carol.prime · 08-13-2007, 02:21 PM

omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..

needlive · 08-13-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tomeatsdinner

Do it in the shower.. lol..

F*ck! Could have figured that out myself LOL

MetaMan · 08-13-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by carol.prime

omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..

you dont like shit in your seafood?

gornyhuy · 08-13-2007, 06:15 PM

ONLY ONE TIME - I had to bail on a girl because it was stinky down there. She had already given me crazy head and swallowed, so I felt pretty bad. I was drunk out of my mind and it was still enough to chase me away - now THAT's bad.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Dont you hate pussy that smells like tuna + shit? cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland. knaw mean?

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Vick! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W Posts: 6,882	Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry. Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	So you all agree with me? and people saying "i dont eat pussy" must be gay. I love pussy all sorts, just dont like diving in and getting the extra flavours that you didnt order with your meal. i am the pussy eating extraoirdinaire, give me 5 min with any of you girls and i will have you cumming like never before. only problem is you will have to wait in line, and be prepared to wait the line is HUGE.

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	Well, maybe you should stay away from eating your mom out while she's on her rag dude. That should help and then from there, just got to check the oil before you give her a tune up. __________________

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WonderWoman Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: LA Posts: 1,439	It isnt hard to stay clean down there for either sex. A little soap or water once a day should do it. If it doesnt, then theres a problem. A woman should know on her own if shes not fresh down there and handle her shit.... no pun intended. Theres no way I would ever be with a guy in that state and then have him come here and start a thread about it. Proper hygeine isnt so difficult and doesnt require special soaps or creams. Theres no way to mask an odor problem so dont even bother and douching is bad for a woman's health. On a side note, Urban Decay makes the coolest scented edible talcum powders that a myself and a few friends have found a dual use for. Check them out. __________________ Lubna ICQ: 321946016

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