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MetaMan 08-12-2007 11:40 PM

Dont you hate pussy that smells like tuna + shit?
 
cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Clark Miller 08-12-2007 11:42 PM

Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.

MetaMan 08-12-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clark Miller (Post 12919510)
Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.

YOU = OWNED

Vick! 08-12-2007 11:47 PM

Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

v4 media 08-13-2007 02:30 AM

you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

tenderobject 08-13-2007 02:41 AM

does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P

jdc 08-13-2007 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 12919521)
Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol


HAHA! Nice one man! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

SomeCreep 08-13-2007 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject (Post 12919849)
does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P

american girls no shower they stinky

KILL_FRENZY 08-13-2007 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 12919833)
you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

That's right :)

Antonio 08-13-2007 04:20 AM

stop fucking your relatives you sick fuck !!!!!!!!!

Paul Markham 08-13-2007 04:30 AM

Stop fucking $10 crack whores.

pussyluver 08-13-2007 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 12919833)
you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

Damm, that is a put down. Most all girls smell a bit like tuna down there at some point. Doesn't mean anything except that they are human, have periods and sometime a yeast infection or something. Most do there best to always be sweet smelling and fresh. They can douche when the problem pops up.

Have you tryed Tartar Sauce. If you're going down and it smells the bit fishy, you can always communicate that to your friend in a polite way or bare through it. She can always douche and most would prolly prefer your experience to be an enjoyable one. Guys enjoy BJs and girls enjoy getting licked :winkwink:

Like guys never fart or have body oder after a workout or working all day....

pussyluver 08-13-2007 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12920027)
Stop fucking $10 crack whores.

So you know a bunch about crack whores???? Guess that explains the cheap content pricing in the bargin bin.

Violetta 08-13-2007 04:43 AM

nevert tried a pussy like that... Guess I've been lucky

pussyluver 08-13-2007 04:43 AM

Next Paul will have a put down about American girls and blame it on our government or Bush????

cashbot 08-13-2007 05:12 AM

real men don't eat pussy

Evil E 08-13-2007 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashbot (Post 12920112)
real men don't eat pussy

real homos don't eat pussy you mean :2 cents:

Evil E 08-13-2007 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12919508)
cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Dude... don't be an amateur... you need to do a RECON mission with the fingers first.

Holly 08-13-2007 06:38 AM

How the fuck did this turn into a "bash American girls" thread??? :1orglaugh

Last time I checked, Calgary was not in the USA.

directfiesta 08-13-2007 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 12919833)
you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

$5.00 doesn't give Metaman much choice ....

Ryyy 08-13-2007 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12919508)
cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

maybe if you didn't bang hookers you wouldn't have that prob

GeXus 08-13-2007 06:55 AM

Thats why with new chicks you gotta be like "Let's fuck.... in the shower" and make sure she rubs that shit down nicely... another thing that pisses me off is when you go for a dive and their are little fuzzies from cotton panties... it's like Dubya T Ef

Iron Fist 08-13-2007 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 12919521)
Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Gnus 08-13-2007 07:13 AM

I think that's why they invented the douche.

Gary

riabanana 08-13-2007 07:16 AM

That's sooo gross.

royaljelly2 08-13-2007 07:24 AM

Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-13-2007 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royaljelly2 (Post 12920389)
Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

I agree to the fullest...:thumbsup

Scott McD 08-13-2007 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 12920283)
$5.00 doesn't give Metaman much choice ....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 08-13-2007 10:18 AM

So you all agree with me?

and people saying "i dont eat pussy" must be gay.

I love pussy all sorts, just dont like diving in and getting the extra flavours that you didnt order with your meal.

i am the pussy eating extraoirdinaire, give me 5 min with any of you girls and i will have you cumming like never before. only problem is you will have to wait in line, and be prepared to wait the line is HUGE.

tomeatsdinner 08-13-2007 10:20 AM

Do it in the shower.. lol..

xNetworx 08-13-2007 10:21 AM

I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

MetaMan 08-13-2007 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12921190)
I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

:1orglaugh

cant say i have ever done that, see most guys on GFY are still virgins or have only had sex with their cousin, and they most likely smell just as bad as them.

anyone who has had sex with multiple girls will know what i mean.

SilvercashJeanette 08-13-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royaljelly2 (Post 12920389)
Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!


Everyone should make sure they're clean before sex. That's guys and girls... :thumbsup

Not only to make sure it's an enjoyable experience for everyone, but also to protect yourself and your partner from the spread of bacteria that may cause infections.

Captain Nigg3r 08-13-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12919508)
cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

knaw mean?

Yeah, I know. Your mom really should wash down there more often. Try some Summers Eve or something.

Besides, what do you know about pussy? Everyone know you like to have your asshole rammed by big black negroes named Tyrone.

Am I right, Faggot?

jonesonyou 08-13-2007 12:53 PM

The poop smell is from the butt. The tuna smell is from the last time they were fucked.

Brother Bilo 08-13-2007 01:02 PM

Well, maybe you should stay away from eating your mom out while she's on her rag dude. That should help and then from there, just got to check the oil before you give her a tune up.

WonderWoman 08-13-2007 01:03 PM

It isnt hard to stay clean down there for either sex. A little soap or water once a day should do it. If it doesnt, then theres a problem. A woman should know on her own if shes not fresh down there and handle her shit.... no pun intended. Theres no way I would ever be with a guy in that state and then have him come here and start a thread about it.

Proper hygeine isnt so difficult and doesnt require special soaps or creams. Theres no way to mask an odor problem so dont even bother and douching is bad for a woman's health.

On a side note, Urban Decay makes the coolest scented edible talcum powders that a myself and a few friends have found a dual use for. Check them out. :)

carol.prime 08-13-2007 02:21 PM

omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..

needlive 08-13-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomeatsdinner (Post 12921182)
Do it in the shower.. lol..

F*ck! Could have figured that out myself LOL :1orglaugh

MetaMan 08-13-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 12922640)
omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..

you dont like shit in your seafood? :helpme

gornyhuy 08-13-2007 06:15 PM

ONLY ONE TIME - I had to bail on a girl because it was stinky down there. She had already given me crazy head and swallowed, so I felt pretty bad. I was drunk out of my mind and it was still enough to chase me away - now THAT's bad.


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