Does anyone stick Q-Tips in their ear canals? - GoFuckYourself.com

Pornwolf · 08-12-2007, 02:03 PM

I do. I'm not ashamed to admit it. If I ranked sensations from 1 - 3 it would be:

1. Sex
2. A long piss
3. Q-Tips in my ear

I dunno why but it feels so damn good. Sure, it's wrong but I can't stop.

Am I the only one?

seeric · 08-12-2007, 02:04 PM

i dont jam them all the way in there, but i hate dirty ears. haha.

bausch · 08-12-2007, 02:06 PM

Pornwolf, I am curious to know how working as a dj in strip clubs changed your outlook on things... did it change your view on men, women, or both? And if so how specifically and what did it change?

and yes, I stick q-tips in my ear canal. It feels fucken good.

Aussie Rebel · 08-12-2007, 02:06 PM

I use them daily, I hate having dirty ears

BJ · 08-12-2007, 02:10 PM

sounds like athletes ear

CyberHustler · 08-12-2007, 02:12 PM

Yup, I love ear masturbation...

Monique Niccole · 08-12-2007, 02:12 PM

I do it all the time. It's supposed to be bad for you, but I'm sure dirty ears are worse. Besides...it does feel pretty damn good...lol

swoop · 08-12-2007, 02:19 PM

i usually do after every shower

Dagwolf · 08-12-2007, 02:20 PM

A girl I know likes to call it fucking her ears... Must feel pretty good to some people.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-12-2007, 02:20 PM

i sometimes find myself cleaning my ears when they're not dirty because i love the feeling, like... i will clean my ears and the q-tip will come out all twisted up but no color change at all

Clark Miller · 08-12-2007, 02:23 PM

It does feel good... I "hear" it's wrong but I doubt it unless you seriously work it in there...

Sosa · 08-12-2007, 02:30 PM

everyday after I shower

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 02:31 PM

my cousin did it and it was not a pretty site seeing her in the ER getting it taken out

Spunky · 08-12-2007, 02:35 PM

I knew a guy who had one break in his ear..they had to basically cut the ear off to get at it..not pretty.also the docs say that it pushes the wax down deeper when you do that.

Bell · 08-12-2007, 02:35 PM

daily... when I wake up...
and after every shower or swim...

but ONLY with the actual brand called: Q-Tips

I hate the cheapo imitations...

LOL

~Bell (Patricia)

Pornwolf · 08-12-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minniesoporno

my cousin did it and it was not a pretty site seeing her in the ER getting it taken out

What did your cousin do... stick the whole thing all the way down or something!?

I had a friend who had a small amount of cotton get stuck in his ear. A very tiny amount. It worked it's way down the ear canal and at a certain point it started to mess with his equilibrium so bad that he fell down.

Yeah, that should be a warning of what can happen when you go crazy with Q-Tips... but just like AIDS should be a warning against going bareback people still can't stop because it feels good! (or, uh, so I hear)

Pornwolf · 08-12-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Pornwolf, I am curious to know how working as a dj in strip clubs changed your outlook on things... did it change your view on men, women, or both? And if so how specifically and what did it change?

and yes, I stick q-tips in my ear canal. It feels fucken good.

Heh, I guess you saw my post on JBM eh?

Well, I was lucky enough to DJ in strip clubs in my teens 16-18.

I learned a few things:

1. The guys that are paying and showering girls with gifts are rarely the ones that get what they want. Money is good but even chicks you think are materialistic really want something else (Looks, attention, direction, good sex etc).

2. Strippers are usually pretty decadent and definitely open minded. If you are into fun times they are the ones to target.

3. Some strippers can be extremely loyal housewife'ish types of quality women. It's rare but contrary to popular belief it does happen.

Oh, and I'll give you a bonus...

4. The DJ usually has fucked all of them.

It's been a long time since I was a DJ. What I notice is the Myspace "Bikini model" type of chicks are the new strippers. It's the same type of girl on a new platform.

beemk · 08-12-2007, 03:08 PM

i do it all the time. if you get a hunk of wax its like hitting the jackpot.

bausch · 08-12-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Heh, I guess you saw my post on JBM eh?

Well, I was lucky enough to DJ in strip clubs in my teens 16-18.

I learned a few things:

1. The guys that are paying and showering girls with gifts are rarely the ones that get what they want. Money is good but even chicks you think are materialistic really want something else (Looks, attention, direction, good sex etc).

2. Strippers are usually pretty decadent and definitely open minded. If you are into fun times they are the ones to target.

3. Some strippers can be extremely loyal housewife'ish types of quality women. It's rare but contrary to popular belief it does happen.

Oh, and I'll give you a bonus...

4. The DJ usually has fucked all of them.

It's been a long time since I was a DJ. What I notice is the Myspace "Bikini model" type of chicks are the new strippers. It's the same type of girl on a new platform.

Yea, I saw it on JBM but didn't really want to post there.

Also, on the reverse side, I think that for the women that work as strippers, the experience itself would also teach them a few things about men. Such as:

1. Married men like to go to strip clubs and get pussy/fun on the side even though they are married/attached.

I would think that for the stripper it would probably make her hate men because all she sees is married/attached men coming in and trying to feel her up, offering her extra money for bj/sex, trying to take her home etc...

I think women can also learn a lot by going to a strip clubs just to observe how men act when they are there... It would probably open their eyes to many things as well.

Or actually, no need to go there, just stay home and read all the strip club review message boards etc to see what makes men really tick and how they really behave when they think no one is watching.

seeric · 08-12-2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Heh, I guess you saw my post on JBM eh?

Well, I was lucky enough to DJ in strip clubs in my teens 16-18.

I learned a few things:

1. The guys that are paying and showering girls with gifts are rarely the ones that get what they want. Money is good but even chicks you think are materialistic really want something else (Looks, attention, direction, good sex etc).

2. Strippers are usually pretty decadent and definitely open minded. If you are into fun times they are the ones to target.

3. Some strippers can be extremely loyal housewife'ish types of quality women. It's rare but contrary to popular belief it does happen.

Oh, and I'll give you a bonus...

4. The DJ usually has fucked all of them.

It's been a long time since I was a DJ. What I notice is the Myspace "Bikini model" type of chicks are the new strippers. It's the same type of girl on a new platform.

yup.

Pornwolf · 08-12-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Also, on the reverse side, I think that for the women that work as strippers, the experience itself would also teach them a few things about men. Such as:

1. Married men like to go to strip clubs and get pussy/fun on the side even though they are married/attached.

I would think that for the stripper it would probably make her hate men because all she sees is married/attached men coming in and trying to feel her up, offering her extra money for bj/sex, trying to take her home etc...

I think women can also learn a lot by going to a strip clubs just to observe how men act when they are there... It would probably open their eyes to many things as well.

Or actually, no need to go there, just stay home and read all the strip club review message boards etc to see what makes men really tick and how they really behave when they think no one is watching.

You are absolutely right. Stippers usually know more about men than most women. When the dancers are smart girls they are extremely dangerous... fortunately there's a lot of double digit IQ's in the business or else we'd have a lot of sharks in the water.

Zebra · 08-12-2007, 04:32 PM

I go to Sam's and buy the jumbo 1000 Q-tip box. Feels soooo damn good after a shower. I have pushed it too deep a couple times but I go slow so I can usually tell when it is too far way before it gets there.

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

What did your cousin do... stick the whole thing all the way down or something!?

I had a friend who had a small amount of cotton get stuck in his ear. A very tiny amount. It worked it's way down the ear canal and at a certain point it started to mess with his equilibrium so bad that he fell down.

Yeah, that should be a warning of what can happen when you go crazy with Q-Tips... but just like AIDS should be a warning against going bareback people still can't stop because it feels good! (or, uh, so I hear)

She was like 6 years old or something, we had to hold her down outside and my grandma took those hospital tweezers and took them out she one in both ears one was a piece of cotton and the other was the whole damn tip.

It scared the crap out of me til this day I only use my wash cloth, and and I stop at resistants

this reminds me of an episode of friends.

Intricate · 08-12-2007, 05:07 PM

yeah cleaning your ears feels amazing... it's like an earorgasm..

woj · 08-12-2007, 05:11 PM

I thought that's what you are supposed to do with them :-/

beemk · 08-12-2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

I thought that's what you are supposed to do with them :-/

it is, but they say not to on the box i think. just to prevent liability. its like the liquor stores selling zig zags so people can roll their "legal tobacco".

TeenSluts · 08-12-2007, 06:31 PM

I used to until one pierced a hole through my eardrum

08-12-2007, 02:03 PM	#1
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Does anyone stick Q-Tips in their ear canals? I do. I'm not ashamed to admit it. If I ranked sensations from 1 - 3 it would be: 1. Sex 2. A long piss 3. Q-Tips in my ear I dunno why but it feels so damn good. Sure, it's wrong but I can't stop. Am I the only one? __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	Pornwolf, I am curious to know how working as a dj in strip clubs changed your outlook on things... did it change your view on men, women, or both? And if so how specifically and what did it change? and yes, I stick q-tips in my ear canal. It feels fucken good. Last edited by bausch; 08-12-2007 at 02:09 PM..

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i dont jam them all the way in there, but i hate dirty ears. haha.

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I do it all the time. It's supposed to be bad for you, but I'm sure dirty ears are worse. Besides...it does feel pretty damn good...lol

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Clark Miller Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: http://www.nebraskacoeds.com Posts: 365	It does feel good... I "hear" it's wrong but I doubt it unless you seriously work it in there...

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minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	my cousin did it and it was not a pretty site seeing her in the ER getting it taken out

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Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I go to Sam's and buy the jumbo 1000 Q-tip box. Feels soooo damn good after a shower. I have pushed it too deep a couple times but I go slow so I can usually tell when it is too far way before it gets there. __________________ Old School

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Intricate Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Quebec City, Quebec Posts: 133	yeah cleaning your ears feels amazing... it's like an earorgasm..

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