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potter · 08-12-2007, 09:46 PM

I think my IQ dropped just from reading this thread.

seeric · 08-12-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

Wow, thats wayyyy too long too read, I'm high as a kite

OMG!!! I'm in love with this gorgeous baby.

Nice bud.

aztecboi2003 · 08-12-2007, 09:51 PM

A friend I met for coffee gave me this earlier today. I dunno what I will do with it. Smells really good though. I think I'll just give it to one of my friends and fuck her.

Azz21 · 08-12-2007, 10:58 PM

A friend of mine once told me that before you pee in the cup you need to get a little bit of liquid soap on your finger then dip it in the stream when you pee in the cup. Supposedly it fucks with the test enough to give no result.

Also one the first things they test with urine is the temperature, which basically makes taking other peoples piss into a test pointless as urine when it exits the body is always warm.

Clark Miller · 08-12-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Best advice yet. Fuck pissing for The Man.

Exactly. Laziness can be one hell of a motivator!

TrixieRacer · 08-13-2007, 02:11 AM

Plenty of info at Yahooka.com/forum/drug-testing/

gandalfuy · 08-13-2007, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by hardcoreblogger

fuck that job, roll a spliff and work hard to make more money online :D

thats a good one.

dav3 · 08-13-2007, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

BTW Hair tests go back 90 days, for all drugs.

Doesn't that depend on how long your hair is?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-13-2007, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

OMG!!! I'm in love with this gorgeous baby.

thats some crystally shit!

riabanana · 08-13-2007, 08:12 AM

Can you get a bottle of coconut juice anywhere there? It works 10 times faster than 10 bottles of water.

iSMOKE · 08-13-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

Most places use hair samples to test now, so you're fucked.

thats false son

iSMOKE · 08-13-2007, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by riabanana

Can you get a bottle of coconut juice anywhere there? It works 10 times faster than 10 bottles of water.

i would probably rather fail the test than drink a bottle of coconut juice, what is it supposed to do?

[ScreaM] · 08-13-2007, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

I think my IQ dropped just from reading this thread.

I'm with you on that one.

aico · 08-13-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by iSMOKE

thats false son

no it's not father... good luck it's called HairConfirm and most companies use it now as required by their insurance company.

aico · 08-13-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Doesn't that depend on how long your hair is?

Yes, it goes back 30 days for every 1/2 inch of hair, but they take 1 1/2 inches and go back 90 days.

jonesonyou · 08-13-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by siccmade

$50 at GNC. Supposed to take it a couple hours before the test, and it works for a couple hours. You'll need to know when you're getting tested though. Or Niacin but if you start popping those it'll probably take a few days. Get ready to sweat!

This method works. Tested several times at different palces .

SilkyJohnson · 08-13-2007, 01:17 PM

Randy's Kleer Test worked for me and it can work for you!!

I smoked the night before the test and passed.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-13-2007, 01:23 PM

I used to use a product called Vale's and it's sold at all headshops-

It's the best $35 you can ever spend.
It had a triple back money guarantee as well- if you follow the directions

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-13-2007, 02:41 PM

just don't smoke, easiest and you know it works

aztecboi2003 · 08-13-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

just don't smoke, easiest and you know it works

iSMOKE · 08-13-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

no it's not father... good luck it's called HairConfirm and most companies use it now as required by their insurance company.

lol@father, nice. I'm sure 'some' companies do that, like your local police department and the government.

iSMOKE · 11-18-2007, 09:59 PM

Ended up using my old lady's piss in a small bottle with a heat pack wrapped around it and tucked under my gooch. Got an A+ on the test!

minusonebit · 11-18-2007, 10:31 PM

Cant you explain away a false positive by saying you ate poppy seeds?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2007, 10:48 PM

the idea is to piss like a motherfucker without smoking for a few days. get a big 4 litre jug of cranberry juice (not cranberry cocktail, JUICE MOTHERFUCKER) drink the whole thing, drink two if you can. pound down a pot of coffee every morning, pick up some diuretic pills form the pharmacy or healthfood store. i've passed THREE pisstests now and i'm a fairly heavy smoker. one i passed on 6 day notice. whatever will make you piss like crazy for a week should do the trick. but cranberry juice and coffee is all i ever used...

most pisstests now also test for detox and flush drinks, so i wouldn't recommend using them...

this won't help you if they take a hair sample. maybe you should shave your head too just for good measures...

BadBrad · 11-18-2007, 11:11 PM

I used to smoke years back and at one time had monthly urine tests for a year. I could smoke the night before and still pass the tests with this little secret that is not ever talked about. This was given to me by a doctor that smoked on his off time a lot.

The first thing is don't drink any caffeinated soda atleast 12 hours before the test. Caffeine absors the THC as it travels through your body. Try to drink straight water. Try to urinate before you do the rest of this to flush yourself.

Now the real trick. About two hours before your test take 1/2 cup straight vinegar and 2 cups milk. Drink a shot of vinegar then chase it with some milk. Continue this until the vinegar is gone as well as the milk. Then drink atleast 2 bottles of water between the time you do this and the test. The vinegar causes the milk to curdle in your stomache. Your body then wants to immediately get rid of this. So when you do your test you will piss out water, vinegar and the milk. This makes it look like normal urine and not all white as if you had taken some urine clean stuff. They can tell with some of these things now days. The reason this works is that the water, milk and vinegar are not in your system long enough to absorb the THC which is what they are looking for.

And no this isn't some hoax trick. It does work.

Good luck.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BadBrad

I used to smoke years back and at one time had monthly urine tests for a year. I could smoke the night before and still pass the tests with this little secret that is not ever talked about. This was given to me by a doctor that smoked on his off time a lot.

The first thing is don't drink any caffeinated soda atleast 12 hours before the test. Caffeine absors the THC as it travels through your body. Try to drink straight water. Try to urinate before you do the rest of this to flush yourself.

Now the real trick. About two hours before your test take 1/2 cup straight vinegar and 2 cups milk. Drink a shot of vinegar then chase it with some milk. Continue this until the vinegar is gone as well as the milk. Then drink atleast 2 bottles of water between the time you do this and the test. The vinegar causes the milk to curdle in your stomache. Your body then wants to immediately get rid of this. So when you do your test you will piss out water, vinegar and the milk. This makes it look like normal urine and not all white as if you had taken some urine clean stuff. They can tell with some of these things now days. The reason this works is that the water, milk and vinegar are not in your system long enough to absorb the THC which is what they are looking for.

And no this isn't some hoax trick. It does work.

Good luck.

never heard that one before. but i don't like the sound of anything curdling in my stomach. i imagine it feeling something like a gutfull off cementmixers and monkeybrains, not too good, haha. are you sure you wouldn't just vomit so terribly that they rush you out before you get a chance to pee in the cup?

V_RocKs · 11-18-2007, 11:23 PM

I couldn't imagine working for someone else

shahab6 · 11-18-2007, 11:24 PM

There is this herbal pill they sell that makes you pass, do a search on it, supposedly it works very real,

minusonebit · 11-18-2007, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBrad

I used to smoke years back and at one time had monthly urine tests for a year. I could smoke the night before and still pass the tests with this little secret that is not ever talked about. This was given to me by a doctor that smoked on his off time a lot.

The first thing is don't drink any caffeinated soda atleast 12 hours before the test. Caffeine absors the THC as it travels through your body. Try to drink straight water. Try to urinate before you do the rest of this to flush yourself.

Now the real trick. About two hours before your test take 1/2 cup straight vinegar and 2 cups milk. Drink a shot of vinegar then chase it with some milk. Continue this until the vinegar is gone as well as the milk. Then drink atleast 2 bottles of water between the time you do this and the test. The vinegar causes the milk to curdle in your stomache. Your body then wants to immediately get rid of this. So when you do your test you will piss out water, vinegar and the milk. This makes it look like normal urine and not all white as if you had taken some urine clean stuff. They can tell with some of these things now days. The reason this works is that the water, milk and vinegar are not in your system long enough to absorb the THC which is what they are looking for.

And no this isn't some hoax trick. It does work.

Good luck.

Goddamn that sounds like vomit city.

BadBrad · 11-18-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

never heard that one before. but i don't like the sound of anything curdling in my stomach. i imagine it feeling something like a gutfull off cementmixers and monkeybrains, not too good, haha. are you sure you wouldn't just vomit so terribly that they rush you out before you get a chance to pee in the cup?

No. It doesn't make you vomit. And it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds. The milk chaser quickly removes the vinegar taste.

Also I forgot to note. Use 2% milk since it is more watered down.

bhutocracy · 11-19-2007, 12:11 AM

Fuck taking a piss test. I can't believe you guys stand for that.
Makes no sense. As if I care what my employees do in their own time.

collegeboobies · 11-19-2007, 12:40 AM

Seriously start drinking tons of water now before any test date. Drink 100+ ounces of water a day MINIMUM, on the 24 hours and on day of the test i'd drink 2+ gallons

SmokeyTheBear · 11-19-2007, 12:53 AM

the one reason why there are so many myth's about passing drug tests is the companies doing the drug tests are cheap..

First off they often don't actually test everyone's urine .
Secondly they often don't test for all drugs.

but if you want a surefire solution , this will not make you pass guaranteed but it will not make you fail. basically it makes the test invalid ( thus giving you time to clear your system )

soak your hands in bleach , then let them dry . then when you take the piss test , piss a bit on your fingers , it will bleed a bit f the bleach from your hands into the pee making the test not work.

HouseHead · 11-19-2007, 12:55 AM

dont do drugs

thonglife · 11-19-2007, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jonesonyou

This method works. Tested several times at different palces .

Never worked for me

thonglife · 11-19-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Seriously start drinking tons of water now before any test date. Drink 100+ ounces of water a day MINIMUM, on the 24 hours and on day of the test i'd drink 2+ gallons

If you are doing this for probation or parole, they will violate you for doing this. They measure the creatine levels.

elitegirls · 11-19-2007, 02:28 AM

Zydot Euro Blend - cleans urin

or

zydot ultra clean shampoo for clean hear

cheerz...

elitegirls · 11-19-2007, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by thonglife

If you are doing this for probation or parole, they will violate you for doing this. They measure the creatine levels.

you can buy creatine ... ;-)

zydot products have creatine and b-vitamins in it.. so urin will also be 'yellowish'.. ;-)

dunno if you can buy them in the US though..

d-null · 11-19-2007, 02:41 AM

minusonebit · 11-19-2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jetjet

haha, someone got arrested here and made the news because they used one of those to try to cheat the piss test ordered by their probation officer.

BerdoR · 11-19-2007, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by cj_purve

well you shouldn't have taken the spliff to the test with you!!!

florin · 11-19-2007, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

easy.. don't apply for a job that requires a piss test if you cannot pass a piss test.

BigDeanEvans · 11-19-2007, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

the one reason why there are so many myth's about passing drug tests is the companies doing the drug tests are cheap..

First off they often don't actually test everyone's urine .
Secondly they often don't test for all drugs.

but if you want a surefire solution , this will not make you pass guaranteed but it will not make you fail. basically it makes the test invalid ( thus giving you time to clear your system )

soak your hands in bleach , then let them dry . then when you take the piss test , piss a bit on your fingers , it will bleed a bit f the bleach from your hands into the pee making the test not work.

this will do it....better to use chlorine if you can get your hands on it

thonglife · 11-19-2007, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans

this will do it....better to use chlorine if you can get your hands on it

Most places make you wash your hands beforehand... so I suppose that might make the test inconclusive which is cool for a job but once again fucked if for the law.. equals violated.

scottybuzz · 11-19-2007, 06:01 AM

down 2 cartons of apple juice for weed

oh yeh and piss it out lol

sorted

iSMOKE · 11-19-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

I think my IQ dropped just from reading this thread.

stev0 · 11-19-2007, 01:56 PM

What kind of job is this? I doubt if they'd bother drug testing you during the interview...

iSMOKE · 11-19-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stev0

What kind of job is this? I doubt if they'd bother drug testing you during the interview...

I already got the job now and as far as being tested 'during' the interview...i wasnt too worried about that, its just that some jobs i have had in the past would interview me, decide i was good for them, then send me on to a lab for a DT the same day.

Shagbunny · 11-19-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Unless all your friends are more of a doper than you are

KingK7 · 11-19-2007, 02:58 PM

Shoot up some heroin, they won't give a shit about THC levels

08-12-2007, 09:46 PM	#51
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11-18-2007, 09:59 PM	#72
iSMOKE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,028	Ended up using my old lady's piss in a small bottle with a heat pack wrapped around it and tucked under my gooch. Got an A+ on the test! __________________

08-12-2007, 10:58 PM	#54
Azz21 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 30	A friend of mine once told me that before you pee in the cup you need to get a little bit of liquid soap on your finger then dip it in the stream when you pee in the cup. Supposedly it fucks with the test enough to give no result. Also one the first things they test with urine is the temperature, which basically makes taking other peoples piss into a test pointless as urine when it exits the body is always warm.

08-13-2007, 02:11 AM	#56
TrixieRacer Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 61	Plenty of info at Yahooka.com/forum/drug-testing/

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11-18-2007, 10:31 PM	#73
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Cant you explain away a false positive by saying you ate poppy seeds?

11-18-2007, 10:48 PM	#74
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	the idea is to piss like a motherfucker without smoking for a few days. get a big 4 litre jug of cranberry juice (not cranberry cocktail, JUICE MOTHERFUCKER) drink the whole thing, drink two if you can. pound down a pot of coffee every morning, pick up some diuretic pills form the pharmacy or healthfood store. i've passed THREE pisstests now and i'm a fairly heavy smoker. one i passed on 6 day notice. whatever will make you piss like crazy for a week should do the trick. but cranberry juice and coffee is all i ever used... most pisstests now also test for detox and flush drinks, so i wouldn't recommend using them... this won't help you if they take a hair sample. maybe you should shave your head too just for good measures...

11-18-2007, 11:11 PM	#75
BadBrad Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 618	I used to smoke years back and at one time had monthly urine tests for a year. I could smoke the night before and still pass the tests with this little secret that is not ever talked about. This was given to me by a doctor that smoked on his off time a lot. The first thing is don't drink any caffeinated soda atleast 12 hours before the test. Caffeine absors the THC as it travels through your body. Try to drink straight water. Try to urinate before you do the rest of this to flush yourself. Now the real trick. About two hours before your test take 1/2 cup straight vinegar and 2 cups milk. Drink a shot of vinegar then chase it with some milk. Continue this until the vinegar is gone as well as the milk. Then drink atleast 2 bottles of water between the time you do this and the test. The vinegar causes the milk to curdle in your stomache. Your body then wants to immediately get rid of this. So when you do your test you will piss out water, vinegar and the milk. This makes it look like normal urine and not all white as if you had taken some urine clean stuff. They can tell with some of these things now days. The reason this works is that the water, milk and vinegar are not in your system long enough to absorb the THC which is what they are looking for. And no this isn't some hoax trick. It does work. Good luck. __________________ Your sig chose me!

11-18-2007, 11:23 PM	#77
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shahab6 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los angeles Posts: 1,614	There is this herbal pill they sell that makes you pass, do a search on it, supposedly it works very real,

11-19-2007, 12:11 AM	#81
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	Fuck taking a piss test. I can't believe you guys stand for that. Makes no sense. As if I care what my employees do in their own time.

11-19-2007, 12:40 AM	#82
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	Seriously start drinking tons of water now before any test date. Drink 100+ ounces of water a day MINIMUM, on the 24 hours and on day of the test i'd drink 2+ gallons

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	the one reason why there are so many myth's about passing drug tests is the companies doing the drug tests are cheap.. First off they often don't actually test everyone's urine . Secondly they often don't test for all drugs. but if you want a surefire solution , this will not make you pass guaranteed but it will not make you fail. basically it makes the test invalid ( thus giving you time to clear your system ) soak your hands in bleach , then let them dry . then when you take the piss test , piss a bit on your fingers , it will bleed a bit f the bleach from your hands into the pee making the test not work. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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11-19-2007, 02:58 PM	#100
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Shoot up some heroin, they won't give a shit about THC levels