Who's been to a nudist resort? - GoFuckYourself.com

badmunchkin · 08-10-2007, 02:25 PM

Discuss.

Andre · 08-10-2007, 02:38 PM

Liberating.

Brother Bilo · 08-10-2007, 02:40 PM

Seems to me that they would be full of the kind of people you don't really want to see naked. Never been to a resort, but if the couple nude beaches I've been to have anything to say about it, I saw get naked in your backyard and call it a day.

RevSand · 08-10-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

Seems to me that they would be full of the kind of people you don't really want to see naked. Never been to a resort, but if the couple nude beaches I've been to have anything to say about it, I saw get naked in your backyard and call it a day.

Kinda follows my theory...

The people who I would like to see at a nude beach do not go... The people I do not want to see at a nude beach do go....

Its an evil fact of the universe...

MandyBlake · 08-10-2007, 02:46 PM

we've been thru a clothing optional resort. we stayed dressed though. it was fine. everyone was super sweet. i did see a guy jogging wearing nothing but a half tshirt. kinda strange.

polish_aristocrat · 08-10-2007, 02:53 PM

i was on a nude beach when i was 10 years old or so

08-10-2007, 03:37 PM

There is a local one. It is really creepy, since there is no beach or anything like that, it is just a trailer park hidden in a bush, full of hick backwoods fuckers missing half their teeth and tube sock boobs ahangin'.

I guess a local kid went flying through there last month on his ATV and a bunch of nude guys came running out and tackled him right off his seat. He didn't want to fight back since they were all nude with balls flapping in the wind. I guess they just gave him shit and told him to get the hell out.

It is almost a local legend, since they don't advertise themselves at all locally, and most people don't even know where it is.

Here is their web site:

http://www.sunnyglades.com/

Hell, I live less than 10 minutes away and I still don't know what bush they are hidden in.

Catalyst · 08-10-2007, 04:54 PM

one of them palm springs tryed to hire me to shoot some pics down there.. never happened.. but it looked really cool

[ Nate ] · 08-10-2007, 05:06 PM

I've been to a nude beach but not a resort. I loved the beach, it's cool chilling out naked. Actually, since the topic has been brought up, does anybody know of any good nude places to hang out close to LA? If so, please post info. Thanks!

Clark Miller · 08-10-2007, 05:34 PM

Who's been to Kazantip?

halfpint · 08-10-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

There is a local one. It is really creepy, since there is no beach or anything like that, it is just a trailer park hidden in a bush, full of hick backwoods fuckers missing half their teeth and tube sock boobs ahangin'.

I guess a local kid went flying through there last month on his ATV and a bunch of nude guys came running out and tackled him right off his seat. He didn't want to fight back since they were all nude with balls flapping in the wind. I guess they just gave him shit and told him to get the hell out.

It is almost a local legend, since they don't advertise themselves at all locally, and most people don't even know where it is.

Here is their web site:

http://www.sunnyglades.com/

Hell, I live less than 10 minutes away and I still don't know what bush they are hidden in.

Cool that nudist park has a swamp as a swimming pool

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-10-2007, 05:40 PM

Oh Yeah, a couple of years I have been to one as a part of a trip in Croatia.

It was the least crowded part of the beach so we got on a motorboat and boarded right in the middle of the nudist resort.

Yes, we were too young not to be totally interested in anything that could look at least a bit exciting. Truth is that majority of nudists are pensioners and it is weird watching someone close to your grandmother prepairing a breakfeast naked.

But.. there was a couple of very hot looking women in their thirties and we were incredibly horny (we were both late bloomers and virgins at that time). So it didn't took long and we had to lay ourselves down the way you have the cock shoveled under the belly.

But my mate Peter was really gifted one and there comes the magic moment - one of those bombshells dropped a towel just infront of us, bends over and I just noticed there is a massive blue chocken cock raising underneath Peter.

He gets all red laying there with a huge stand on unable to move and as embarassed as a guy with a vicious boner on a nude beach - I started to laugh, she turns back and starts to laugh at him too.. He had it on the plate at least a week afterwards.

Still one of my favourite memories.

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08-10-2007, 02:40 PM	#3
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08-10-2007, 02:38 PM	#2
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08-10-2007, 03:37 PM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	There is a local one. It is really creepy, since there is no beach or anything like that, it is just a trailer park hidden in a bush, full of hick backwoods fuckers missing half their teeth and tube sock boobs ahangin'. I guess a local kid went flying through there last month on his ATV and a bunch of nude guys came running out and tackled him right off his seat. He didn't want to fight back since they were all nude with balls flapping in the wind. I guess they just gave him shit and told him to get the hell out. It is almost a local legend, since they don't advertise themselves at all locally, and most people don't even know where it is. Here is their web site: http://www.sunnyglades.com/ Hell, I live less than 10 minutes away and I still don't know what bush they are hidden in.

08-10-2007, 04:54 PM	#8
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	one of them palm springs tryed to hire me to shoot some pics down there.. never happened.. but it looked really cool

08-10-2007, 05:34 PM	#10
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08-10-2007, 05:40 PM	#12
CarlosTheGaucho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,520	Oh Yeah, a couple of years I have been to one as a part of a trip in Croatia. It was the least crowded part of the beach so we got on a motorboat and boarded right in the middle of the nudist resort. Yes, we were too young not to be totally interested in anything that could look at least a bit exciting. Truth is that majority of nudists are pensioners and it is weird watching someone close to your grandmother prepairing a breakfeast naked. But.. there was a couple of very hot looking women in their thirties and we were incredibly horny (we were both late bloomers and virgins at that time). So it didn't took long and we had to lay ourselves down the way you have the cock shoveled under the belly. But my mate Peter was really gifted one and there comes the magic moment - one of those bombshells dropped a towel just infront of us, bends over and I just noticed there is a massive blue chocken cock raising underneath Peter. He gets all red laying there with a huge stand on unable to move and as embarassed as a guy with a vicious boner on a nude beach - I started to laugh, she turns back and starts to laugh at him too.. He had it on the plate at least a week afterwards. Still one of my favourite memories. __________________ CTG Media \| TG: carl_boro \| cb \|at\| ctgmedia \|dot\| net \| Read My Educational Series \| Read my Adult Biz Chronicles\|