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Snake Doctor 08-07-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo (Post 12878879)
Damn you have some good one-liners in this thread. All these made me laugh.

Thanks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Sen 08-07-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12891616)
Thanks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Hmmm your qoutes are very funny

tranza 08-07-2007 12:35 PM

I kind of agree with you on this one....

Jace 08-07-2007 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12878338)
I opened an affiliate program that nearly three years later is still going, still supporting and paying affiliates and doing nicely. For a clueless guy it shows how easy running a paysite is.

Wonder how many of my enemies don't have the business sense to do the same as me. Of course some do. And some work in their back bedroom. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

There you go I'm being arrogant again.

here is another thing that I can't get

you act as though you have "enemies" and people are "pissed off" for the things you do with your affiliate program....I am not sure where you get that from, but no one is your enemy, and I haven't run across anyone that is pissed off at you

you say "I can see how some sponsors and affiliates are scared about sites cutting prices"...who? name some please

last I checked there are hundreds of sites out there pushing FREE JOINS and $1 SITES...so, why do you think your $5 have people shaking in their boots?

BradM 08-07-2007 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12872059)
Who says cheap porn sites don't work? (also known as Magic Join Links)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692656

An email from a member (riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

Here Paul claims to have invented the update page on a paysite tour
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=704214

In this thread, Paul is shocked that some affiliates are sending alot of traffic to hosted galleries but not getting any sales. He comes to GFY to ask what he should do.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=686972
(ummmm, how about do nothing dipshit. When offering FHG's you have to take the good with the bad, but I can understand how your shitty little site can't afford to cover the bandwidth bill)

Here Paul added the word "exclusive" to his tour to demonstrate that exclusive content doesn't convert better than non-exclusive
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=681770
(he didn't change the content, he just added the word exclusive)

Here Paul makes a shocking scientific discovery and educates all of us on how to find our affiliate ID on the join page. By knowing how to do this, Paul says you will be shave proof.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=658152



Paul your posts are useless, like Keith Richards to a vampire.

Quoted for humour.

BradM 08-07-2007 04:11 PM

Paul is 1 step below mentally retarded.

Young 08-07-2007 04:13 PM

If I saw this thread earlier today I wouldn't have wasted an hour of my time arguing with this moron.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 08-07-2007 04:19 PM

And it goes on...

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Young 08-07-2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12872059)
Who says cheap porn sites don't work? (also known as Magic Join Links)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692656

An email from a member (riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttt)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

Here Paul claims to have invented the update page on a paysite tour
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=704214

In this thread, Paul is shocked that some affiliates are sending alot of traffic to hosted galleries but not getting any sales. He comes to GFY to ask what he should do.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=686972
(ummmm, how about do nothing dipshit. When offering FHG's you have to take the good with the bad, but I can understand how your shitty little site can't afford to cover the bandwidth bill)

Here Paul added the word "exclusive" to his tour to demonstrate that exclusive content doesn't convert better than non-exclusive
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=681770
(he didn't change the content, he just added the word exclusive)

Here Paul makes a shocking scientific discovery and educates all of us on how to find our affiliate ID on the join page. By knowing how to do this, Paul says you will be shave proof.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=658152



Paul your posts are useless, like Keith Richards to a vampire.

Let's not forget here

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/758123-bangbros-rep-affiliate-using-content-promote-yall-1.html

Paul thinks it's ok for affiiliates to rip content and post full videos...he calls it adapting.

Snake Doctor 08-07-2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 12893101)
If I saw this thread earlier today I wouldn't have wasted an hour of my time arguing with this moron.

Yes this thread is a public service announcement. :thumbsup

Paul's posts are like a peep hole in a nursing home

jonesonyou 08-07-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 12876871)
Exactly and what do you think puts money in your pocket. Sweet talking, pimping bros or porn that gets a surfers dick up?



http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...ldolesbian.jpg

Not arrogant just proud of what Eva can do. She shot all that content.

I love young girls doing each other.

Peter Romero 08-07-2007 04:29 PM

This is one of the best threads in GFY history
 
This is one of the best threads in GFY history.

Lenny... you're off the hook here.

Please carry on.

I'm on the floor.

Peter Romero
www.POVCash.com
ICQ: 286982522

Barefootsies 08-07-2007 05:37 PM

Pure genius

Snake Doctor 08-08-2007 11:48 AM

Paul's posts are like steak sauce in India

Mutt 08-08-2007 08:32 PM

your posts are like a suggest box in Tiannemen Square :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


now i'm trying to come up with my own.......

Snake Doctor 08-09-2007 01:21 PM

Paul's posts are like the NFL draft to Richard Simmons

Snake Doctor 08-10-2007 12:13 PM

Paul's posts are like the talent portion of the Miss America contest

Snake Doctor 08-11-2007 03:21 PM

Paul's posts are like the fourth of July in England

Boobs Dot Com 08-11-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12897161)
Paul's posts are like steak sauce in India

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

These similes are awesome.. :thumbsup

edgeprod 08-11-2007 03:27 PM

rofl, I like those, Lenny.

tolik 08-11-2007 03:34 PM

lol. this thread are so fucking funny ;)

it will be long thread i think ;)

Manowar 08-11-2007 03:36 PM

I find a lot of Paul's posts knowledgeable and informed tbh

Snake Doctor 08-11-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 12914080)
I find a lot of Paul's posts knowledgeable and informed tbh

I suppose you also find President Bush wise and articulate?


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