Here we go again, Servage suspended my account - GoFuckYourself.com

Jenny S. · 07-28-2007, 11:32 AM

Here we go again. All those who keep asking about cheap hosting in here should read this. If I'd use those guys for serious business I'd be broke already.

Dear Jenny:
I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced
to take your account offline for the day due to an extremely
high load on your account. At this time today our servers have
served more than 545570 requests for your account.

You have not used to too much transfer it is a load issue meaning
that your site has used too many CPU resources on the cluster. If
more customers on the cluster caused such high load it would make
other sites on the system run slower which would not be fair to the
webmaster of those sites.

As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take
offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we
have determined that it would badly affect other customers
if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily
suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at
approximately 01.00 GMT.

If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via
the control panel and our support staff will be happy to
answer any questions you may have.

Thank you for your understanding.

Best regards,
Your Servage Team

Dopy · 07-28-2007, 11:53 AM

For fuck sake its $4.5 / month, do you expect unlimited resources.

directfiesta · 07-28-2007, 11:56 AM

this is how they can offer 48 terabytes of space and 22 gazillionsbytes of bw ...

Dirty F · 07-28-2007, 11:57 AM

Uhm, your own dumb fault?

Iron Fist · 07-28-2007, 12:20 PM

Welcome to the servage banned club... except heres the problem.. as soon as you move to another provider, Stephan from Servage will spam your e-mail FOREVER trying to get you back.

DOn't say I didn't warn ya!

Oh and here was my letter:

Dear XXXX,

I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to
take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high
load on your account. The last 30 minutes our servers served
more than 83572 requests for your account.

As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take
offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we
have determined that it would badly affect other customers
if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily
suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at
approximately 01.00 GMT.

If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via
the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer
any questions you may have.

Thank you for your understanding.

Best regards,
Steffan, http://www.servage.net

After that I cancelled and moved...glad to see they still use the same form letter, which is probably script generated.

KimJI · 07-28-2007, 12:42 PM

move to www.webair.com they take care of your stuff.

RawAlex · 07-28-2007, 12:48 PM

What are you paying for hosting? Please. if you are getting 545570 requests an hour, maybe you want to get real hosting? Geez.

rowan · 07-28-2007, 01:16 PM

360 GB Quality Webspace
3600 GB Monthly Data Transfer
1000 MySQL Databases (v4 & v5)
Australian $8.35 per month (about $USD7.50)

rowan · 07-28-2007, 01:17 PM

That does it, I'm moving my SAN to servage, it's cheaper than buying a new drive!

ePorn · 07-28-2007, 02:44 PM

Servage is about the biggest shitfaced company out there. While i never had bandwith problems or had too much traffic, their fucked up support team doesn't even provide you with the minimum SQL access that you need to work on your DB. This extends to installing plug ins for your forum, wordpress or CMS. NOTHING works with these fuckheads, except the basic skeleton installs - from thereon out, you're fucked. My suggestion: Stay away from the scumbags and go to HostGator, Dreamhost or Webair.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-28-2007, 02:51 PM

any shared host will boot you for high cpu asage. it is very frustrating but completely understandable..

In servage case it would be almost impossible to run your max bw and space every month and NOT be using too much cpu.. so its kind of misleading giving you that much bw etc.. and same with the scripts. most of the "one click install "scripts on servage simply would burn too much cpu if used with a any real amount of traffic..

sortie · 07-28-2007, 02:55 PM

Anybody who pays $8.00(or whatever they charge) a month for hosting and expects to run a decent porn site is dreaming.

Compdoctor · 07-28-2007, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimJI

move to www.webair.com they take care of your stuff.

they sure do, and their fast

donborno · 07-28-2007, 03:21 PM

Servage don't even have an account on GFY.

CyberHustler · 07-28-2007, 03:54 PM

You get what you pay for.

I used them for 1 day and had all types of weird SQL errors immediately. Move to HostHead.com and you will be happy you did. Great prices and great service.

eroswebmaster · 07-28-2007, 03:56 PM

http://www.phatservers.com

Jace · 07-28-2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

any shared host will boot you for high cpu asage. it is very frustrating but completely understandable..

In servage case it would be almost impossible to run your max bw and space every month and NOT be using too much cpu.. so its kind of misleading giving you that much bw etc.. and same with the scripts. most of the "one click install "scripts on servage simply would burn too much cpu if used with a any real amount of traffic..

what he said

Jenny S. · 07-28-2007, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

What are you paying for hosting? Please. if you are getting 545570 requests an hour, maybe you want to get real hosting? Geez.

Thanks Einstein, I have two Pentium4 3,0 servers with 2048 MB each, and 100 mbps connection. Sometimes you need cheap hosting for some TGPs or experiments, because you don't want 500k idiots sucking half a terrabyte down in an hour.

Servage claims you get 1.200 GB/month, but if I use only 1 GB for 29 days each day, that doesn't mean they let me use 1.171 GB on the last day. After 50 GB they shut you off, that's the catch here.

aico · 07-28-2007, 05:15 PM

you get what you pay for.

cones · 07-28-2007, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenny S.

Thanks Einstein, I have two Pentium4 3,0 servers with 2048 MB each, and 100 mbps connection. Sometimes you need cheap hosting for some TGPs or experiments, because you don't want 500k idiots sucking half a terrabyte down in an hour.

Servage claims you get 1.200 GB/month, but if I use only 1 GB for 29 days each day, that doesn't mean they let me use 1.171 GB on the last day. After 50 GB they shut you off, that's the catch here.

Well if you have it all worked out why the fuck are you posting you stupid fucking slag.

cess · 07-28-2007, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenny S.

You have not used to too much transfer it is a load issue meaning
that your site has used too many CPU resources on the cluster.

With dreamhost you can see how many cpu resources you are taking up. It also says in their own wiki how many cpu cycles they prefer one account uses. I haven't tried most of these other big shared host but at least you have some idea with dreamhost if you bother to check.

freshman · 08-01-2007, 05:31 PM

thanks god i haven't used them

rowan · 08-03-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenny S.

Thanks Einstein, I have two Pentium4 3,0 servers with 2048 MB each, and 100 mbps connection. Sometimes you need cheap hosting for some TGPs or experiments, because you don't want 500k idiots sucking half a terrabyte down in an hour.

Why not just delete the content on your servers? Same end effect if servage are going to suspend you anyway...

Jace · 08-03-2007, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

With dreamhost you can see how many cpu resources you are taking up. It also says in their own wiki how many cpu cycles they prefer one account uses. I haven't tried most of these other big shared host but at least you have some idea with dreamhost if you bother to check.

i would never use dreamhost for anything serious, but they DO have nice tools and shit

Praguer · 08-03-2007, 02:04 AM

Webair Rocks !

FatBastard · 08-03-2007, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Praguer

Webair Rocks !

Been good for me too

Ed / CzCash · 08-03-2007, 02:15 AM

I use it for static html only. Using them as like dedicatd server is a bad idea.
Go to Webair or Theplanet for example.

rayadp05 · 08-03-2007, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

you get what you pay for.

100% true.

CBR_Grant · 08-03-2007, 02:21 AM

if you wanna go cheap go server matrix

modF · 08-03-2007, 06:56 AM

That email sounds like it was written by a 12 year old. Dump 'em.

fris · 08-03-2007, 06:59 AM

you get what you pay for, stop being a cheap fucker and buy a dedicated server, virtual is for idiots

directfiesta · 08-03-2007, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

you get what you pay for, stop being a cheap fucker and buy a dedicated server, virtual is for idiots

That is a pretty dumb blanket statement ....

So, you are telling me that I have 100's of idiots as clients ...

I have no kids, but I am running out buying a mini-bus, just in case ....

who · 08-03-2007, 07:49 AM

Wow it's really sad that any webmaster is actually trying to run a content based website from a virtual host. Prices for dedicated servers these days are really low. You should shop around.

tranza · 08-03-2007, 08:18 AM

I'd rather get a FREE sponsor host, instead of these very cheap hosts.

commonsense · 08-03-2007, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dopy

For fuck sake its $4.5 / month, do you expect unlimited resources.

No shit.

07-28-2007, 11:32 AM	#1
Jenny S. Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Europe and SE US Posts: 582	Here we go again, Servage suspended my account Here we go again. All those who keep asking about cheap hosting in here should read this. If I'd use those guys for serious business I'd be broke already. Dear Jenny: I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high load on your account. At this time today our servers have served more than 545570 requests for your account. You have not used to too much transfer it is a load issue meaning that your site has used too many CPU resources on the cluster. If more customers on the cluster caused such high load it would make other sites on the system run slower which would not be fair to the webmaster of those sites. As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we have determined that it would badly affect other customers if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at approximately 01.00 GMT. If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer any questions you may have. Thank you for your understanding. Best regards, Your Servage Team __________________ Jenny Seemore Pornography is the bloody gladiator who stands guard over the First Amendment

07-28-2007, 11:56 AM	#3
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,906	this is how they can offer 48 terabytes of space and 22 gazillionsbytes of bw ... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

07-28-2007, 12:20 PM	#5
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Welcome to the servage banned club... except heres the problem.. as soon as you move to another provider, Stephan from Servage will spam your e-mail FOREVER trying to get you back. DOn't say I didn't warn ya! Oh and here was my letter: Dear XXXX, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high load on your account. The last 30 minutes our servers served more than 83572 requests for your account. As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we have determined that it would badly affect other customers if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at approximately 01.00 GMT. If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer any questions you may have. Thank you for your understanding. Best regards, Steffan, http://www.servage.net After that I cancelled and moved...glad to see they still use the same form letter, which is probably script generated. __________________ i like waffles

07-28-2007, 12:42 PM	#6
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07-28-2007, 02:51 PM	#11
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	any shared host will boot you for high cpu asage. it is very frustrating but completely understandable.. In servage case it would be almost impossible to run your max bw and space every month and NOT be using too much cpu.. so its kind of misleading giving you that much bw etc.. and same with the scripts. most of the "one click install "scripts on servage simply would burn too much cpu if used with a any real amount of traffic.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

07-28-2007, 11:53 AM	#2
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	For fuck sake its $4.5 / month, do you expect unlimited resources.

07-28-2007, 11:57 AM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Uhm, your own dumb fault?

07-28-2007, 12:48 PM	#7
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	What are you paying for hosting? Please. if you are getting 545570 requests an hour, maybe you want to get real hosting? Geez.

07-28-2007, 01:16 PM	#8
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07-28-2007, 01:17 PM	#9
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	That does it, I'm moving my SAN to servage, it's cheaper than buying a new drive!

07-28-2007, 02:44 PM	#10
ePorn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 301	Servage is about the biggest shitfaced company out there. While i never had bandwith problems or had too much traffic, their fucked up support team doesn't even provide you with the minimum SQL access that you need to work on your DB. This extends to installing plug ins for your forum, wordpress or CMS. NOTHING works with these fuckheads, except the basic skeleton installs - from thereon out, you're fucked. My suggestion: Stay away from the scumbags and go to HostGator, Dreamhost or Webair.

07-28-2007, 02:55 PM	#12
sortie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,771	Anybody who pays $8.00(or whatever they charge) a month for hosting and expects to run a decent porn site is dreaming. __________________

07-28-2007, 03:21 PM	#14
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07-28-2007, 03:54 PM	#15
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07-28-2007, 05:15 PM	#19
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