Very sad news, Eva has left me. - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 01:02 AM

She made the decision months ago and now has gone and taken our daughter with her. It was not something she did without thinking it through and discussing it fully with me and getting my agreement on.

She's gone to summer camp, it's a camping holiday in huts, 1 star and I'm not going. I don't do 1 star resorts anymore. She will be back Sunday so until then I have to eat out in expensive restaurants and need you guys to come over to the content stores and buy some content using Epassporte. I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments.

Sorry if I disappointed my enemies. Just being a troll. wonder how many will read the first paragraph and start to reply.

TheJimmy · 08-01-2007, 01:07 AM

Do you have any packs of purely 'non nude' glamour shots of big tittayed womens?

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 01:10 AM

Sorry don't have that.

Got a few pics in most sets with their clothes on and you can see it by viewing the thumbs. But no sets.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-01-2007, 01:16 AM

ADG

Casa Nova · 08-01-2007, 01:17 AM

You ass, you had me fooled for a while haha

Anyways, great to hear it wasn't what i thought it was. & Nice content.

polish_aristocrat · 08-01-2007, 01:20 AM

this thread will get big, lol

AINOKEA · 08-01-2007, 01:20 AM

Ya I thought this was a joke about Eva Longoria leaving you for Tony Parker or something lol.

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 01:23 AM

Bargain Basement Content Store.

Paul Markham Content Store.

What did you think it would be?

SleazyDream · 08-01-2007, 01:24 AM

don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

bizarrejan · 08-01-2007, 01:25 AM

not long til she is back, r u sure you can cope?

JFK · 08-01-2007, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

Pornwolf · 08-01-2007, 01:45 AM

Yup, huts sound very good right now. Eva is a hottie.

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

don't tell paul i'm off to huts for summer camp

I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel.

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

Violetta · 08-01-2007, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Bargain Basement Content Store.

Paul Markham Content Store.

What did you think it would be?

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casa Nova

You ass, you had me fooled for a while haha

Anyways, great to hear it wasn't what i thought it was. & Nice content.

This thread is getting lots of views, that's why I put the title as it was.

Could of put some magic join links and had it bounced for months.

Thanks for the compliment though.

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by bizarrejan

not long til she is back, r u sure you can cope?

I'm losing weight, the washing up is falling out the sink and my pants are starting to whiff a bit. So no worries coping very well.

Found some blisters on my palms and getting a discount at the porn DVD rental store.

carol.prime · 08-01-2007, 10:23 AM

hahaha!! you got me there paul..

who · 08-01-2007, 10:26 AM

You pulled my leg. Thanks.

TeenCat · 08-01-2007, 10:27 AM

summer camps are great for drinking with friends and dating girls and womans in there

Mutt · 08-01-2007, 10:45 AM

ha good one, you got me - i was ready for a good sob story.

gornyhuy · 08-01-2007, 11:22 AM

I'll be her camp counselor... mwahahhhahahaaaa

Forest · 08-01-2007, 11:31 AM

how old is thew little one now?

I remember the night we went to that hungarian rest when I was in brno

I taught her "chew and show" LOL

kiss both of them for me paul and answer your icq once in a while to say HI!

LiveDose · 08-01-2007, 11:32 AM

Don't worry she arrived here safely. I will take good care of her... :-)

SleazyDream · 08-01-2007, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel.

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

Eva's there. that's all the 5 star I need

BuckNaked · 08-01-2007, 11:34 AM

I was expecting you to announce you had found god or something...

will76 · 08-01-2007, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

sniperwolf · 08-01-2007, 12:17 PM

waaahhhh...

i thought it was another drama!

got me there mate!

modF · 08-01-2007, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights.

No internet/connection to the world for a week? That sounds flippin' sweet right about now.

nikki99 · 08-01-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

tony286 · 08-01-2007, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I don't ever see you doing this camp. No plugs in the huts for your laptop, razor or DVD player, only lights. Toilet outside and communal. And the showers are communal as well. Boys at one time, girls at another time.

Plus everyone around you speaking Czech and the food will be basic. You don't go anywhere unless it's got a 5 star hotel.

Just like me.

I chose to stay at home, might drive over there Saturday. They did this a few months ago on an adventure camp, climbing walls and ropes and things. Cycling holiday. Skiing. Accommodation was far too basic for softies like you and me.

I did all the sleeping in hostels, 1 star pensions, ditches, fields and park benches when I was a hippie in the 60s. Not going back. Four Seasons or better these days.

People consider this a vacation? lol

pornguy · 08-01-2007, 01:07 PM

Spammer Spammer, ha. Enjoy the quiet time.

Star 69 · 08-01-2007, 01:21 PM

Nice promo Paul

Ramster · 08-01-2007, 01:22 PM

Funny I bought a few sets from you and when I did epassporte it said -50%...I was like hmmm... I think there must be another set or 2 I can take at that price. Great deal.

Roald · 08-01-2007, 01:26 PM

First I was like HELL YEAH SERVES HIM RIGHT...than I read on and am like DAMN YOU FUCKER!

freshman · 08-01-2007, 09:02 PM

hmm, i even intended to type "so sorry to hear that"

have a nice day Paul!

CaptainHowdy · 08-01-2007, 09:59 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha!

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

how old is thew little one now?

I remember the night we went to that hungarian rest when I was in brno

I taught her "chew and show" LOL

kiss both of them for me paul and answer your icq once in a while to say HI!

She's 5 and a half and getting cuter and naughtier every day. She now translates for me in the shops. LOL

I still get night mares about that night in Brno and the evening out in Prague.

Cash · 08-01-2007, 11:09 PM

Have you Czeched what she is doing in the summer camp?

fuzebox · 08-01-2007, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments.

Is this legit or is it just part of your fake drama thread?

corvette · 08-01-2007, 11:31 PM

paul, im sorry to hear that, stand strong

Flynn · 08-01-2007, 11:34 PM

At first I was feeling bad for you. lmao
catchy post ;)

SleazyDream · 08-01-2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

First I was like HELL YEAH SERVES HIM RIGHT...than I read on and am like DAMN YOU FUCKER!

dude you're getting right MEAN these days

it's not a good thing for your soul

Paul Markham · 08-01-2007, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Is this legit or is it just part of your fake drama thread?

100% legit.

Special offer on content.

testpie · 08-02-2007, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

She made the decision months ago and now has gone and taken our daughter with her. It was not something she did without thinking it through and discussing it fully with me and getting my agreement on.

She's gone to summer camp, it's a camping holiday in huts, 1 star and I'm not going. I don't do 1 star resorts anymore. She will be back Sunday so until then I have to eat out in expensive restaurants and need you guys to come over to the content stores and buy some content using Epassporte. I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments.

Sorry if I disappointed my enemies. Just being a troll. wonder how many will read the first paragraph and start to reply.

I'm a harsh mother fucker these days...

Paul Markham · 08-02-2007, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

Funny I bought a few sets from you and when I did epassporte it said -50%...I was like hmmm... I think there must be another set or 2 I can take at that price. Great deal.

We will keep the deal going for a week or so.

So come on guys get spending I need to eat. LOL

justsexxx · 08-02-2007, 06:37 AM

Oh well don't worry. One day she will leave you for good.

Barefootsies · 08-02-2007, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

this thread will get big, lol

Scott McD · 08-02-2007, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

paul, im sorry to hear that, stand strong

....

Th!nk · 08-02-2007, 11:37 AM

ahaha! you tricked us there..:P

TurboAngel · 08-02-2007, 12:58 PM

Sounds like fun.

08-01-2007, 01:02 AM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Very sad news, Eva has left me. She made the decision months ago and now has gone and taken our daughter with her. It was not something she did without thinking it through and discussing it fully with me and getting my agreement on. She's gone to summer camp, it's a camping holiday in huts, 1 star and I'm not going. I don't do 1 star resorts anymore. She will be back Sunday so until then I have to eat out in expensive restaurants and need you guys to come over to the content stores and buy some content using Epassporte. I'm giving 50% off on Epassporte payments. Sorry if I disappointed my enemies. Just being a troll. wonder how many will read the first paragraph and start to reply. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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