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JD · 08-02-2007, 03:25 PM

fidy

halfpint · 08-02-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

fidy

wow thats cool..it looks like it just splatered Russia.oh yeah baby

elitegirls · 08-02-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

too bad they couldn't predict their own end

you're misinformed!

they DID predict their own fall and demise!

TTiger · 08-02-2007, 07:47 PM

Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012

The thesis of this book is that the year 2012 will be pivotal, perhaps catastrophic, possibly revelatory, to a degree unmatched in human history.

1. Ancient Mayan prophecies based on two millennia of meticulous astronomical observations indicate that 12/21/12 will mark the birth of a new age, accompanied, as all births are, by blood and agony as well as hope and promise.

2. Since the 1940?s, and particularly, since 2003, the Sun has behaved more tumultuously than any time since the rapid global warming that accompanied the melting of the last Ice Age. Solar physicists concur that solar activity will next peak, at record-setting levels, in 2012.

3. Storms on the Sun are related to storms on the Earth. The great wave of 2005 hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma coincided with one of the stormiest weeks in the recorded history of the Sun.

4. The Earth?s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with cracks comparable in scale to the ozone hole opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.

5. Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System has entered an interstellar energy cloud. This cloud is energizing and destabilizing the Sun and all the planets? atmospheres. Their predictions for catastrophe resulting from the Earth?s encounter with this energy cloud range from 2010 to 2020.

6. Berkeley physicists, who discovered that the dinosaurs and 70% of all other species on Earth were extinguished by an impact 65 million years ago, maintain, with 99% certainty, that we are now overdue for another such mega-catastrophe.

7. The Yellowstone supervolcano, which erupts catastrophically every 600,000 to 700,000 years, is preparing to blow. The most recent eruption of comparable magnitude, at Lake Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, led to the death of more than 90% of the world?s population at the time.

8. Eastern philosophies such the I Ching, Chinese book of changes, and also Hindu theology, have been plausibly interpreted as supporting the 2012 end date, as have a range of indigenous belief systems.

9. At least one scholarly interpretation of the Bible predicts that the Earth will be annihilated in 2012. The burgeoning Armageddonist movement of Muslims, Christians and Jews actively seeks to precipitate the final End-Times battle.

10. Have a nice day.

http://www.apocalypse2012.com/

VeriSexy · 08-02-2007, 07:50 PM

Interesting, and this thread is hilarious

halfpint · 08-02-2007, 08:05 PM

MMMM well thats it then.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2007, 08:27 PM

So when is the next big dooms day after December 2012?

AmigoPorn · 08-02-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy

Do you? Don't include "we" in anything. What makes you think I hold any of the primitive superstitions over another? What makes you think I hold eating a wafer that symbolises a dead jew any less ridiculous than praying to a corn god?
The fact that we still have a proportion of people adhering to ignorant myths doesn't change the fact that thats all the mayans had

Of course not. I don't even go to church.
I'm generalizing Western civilization just as you are generalizing Mayan civilization.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-02-2007, 08:41 PM

To much stupid Numerology and coincidence in that date DEC 23 2012

DEC = 12 month
First 2000 Years on the 12th year.

Thats 12 and 12 = 24.
While the actual date is the 23rd.

So we got the 12 month of the 12th year of the new century on the 23rd day. The odd's of that being armagedon is intensely far fetched, not to mention what are the odd's of such numeral relativity when contemplating the fact that the death of the so called "Son Of God" is what set the recording of modern time starting at 0 AD on the other side of the world?

Well actually Jesus was crucified on Friday, April 3rd, 31AD. SO appearently Jesus missed his own death by almost 31 fucking years.

buzzy · 08-02-2007, 08:58 PM

Crock of shit imo. The only thing that comes close to telling the future is the Qur'an, I'm not a muslim myself but it predicted the fall of rome and loads of other big stuff, also stuff which has yet to come true.

halfpint · 08-06-2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

To much stupid Numerology and coincidence in that date DEC 23 2012

DEC = 12 month
First 2000 Years on the 12th year.

Thats 12 and 12 = 24.
While the actual date is the 23rd.

So we got the 12 month of the 12th year of the new century on the 23rd day. The odd's of that being armagedon is intensely far fetched, not to mention what are the odd's of such numeral relativity when contemplating the fact that the death of the so called "Son Of God" is what set the recording of modern time starting at 0 AD on the other side of the world?

Well actually Jesus was crucified on Friday, April 3rd, 31AD. SO appearently Jesus missed his own death by almost 31 fucking years.

chadknowslaw · 08-06-2007, 05:17 PM

I am selling doomsday insurance for websites. For just $500 per domain, I will pay you $1 million per domain if the world comes to an end before January 1, 2013.

mattz · 08-06-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

http://video.google.com/googleplayer...27863972&hl=en

that video is awesome

08-02-2007, 07:47 PM	#54
TTiger Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: quebec, canada Posts: 3,030	Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012 The thesis of this book is that the year 2012 will be pivotal, perhaps catastrophic, possibly revelatory, to a degree unmatched in human history. 1. Ancient Mayan prophecies based on two millennia of meticulous astronomical observations indicate that 12/21/12 will mark the birth of a new age, accompanied, as all births are, by blood and agony as well as hope and promise. 2. Since the 1940?s, and particularly, since 2003, the Sun has behaved more tumultuously than any time since the rapid global warming that accompanied the melting of the last Ice Age. Solar physicists concur that solar activity will next peak, at record-setting levels, in 2012. 3. Storms on the Sun are related to storms on the Earth. The great wave of 2005 hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma coincided with one of the stormiest weeks in the recorded history of the Sun. 4. The Earth?s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with cracks comparable in scale to the ozone hole opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way. 5. Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System has entered an interstellar energy cloud. This cloud is energizing and destabilizing the Sun and all the planets? atmospheres. Their predictions for catastrophe resulting from the Earth?s encounter with this energy cloud range from 2010 to 2020. 6. Berkeley physicists, who discovered that the dinosaurs and 70% of all other species on Earth were extinguished by an impact 65 million years ago, maintain, with 99% certainty, that we are now overdue for another such mega-catastrophe. 7. The Yellowstone supervolcano, which erupts catastrophically every 600,000 to 700,000 years, is preparing to blow. The most recent eruption of comparable magnitude, at Lake Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, led to the death of more than 90% of the world?s population at the time. 8. Eastern philosophies such the I Ching, Chinese book of changes, and also Hindu theology, have been plausibly interpreted as supporting the 2012 end date, as have a range of indigenous belief systems. 9. At least one scholarly interpretation of the Bible predicts that the Earth will be annihilated in 2012. The burgeoning Armageddonist movement of Muslims, Christians and Jews actively seeks to precipitate the final End-Times battle. 10. Have a nice day. http://www.apocalypse2012.com/ __________________

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08-02-2007, 08:41 PM	#59
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	To much stupid Numerology and coincidence in that date DEC 23 2012 DEC = 12 month First 2000 Years on the 12th year. Thats 12 and 12 = 24. While the actual date is the 23rd. So we got the 12 month of the 12th year of the new century on the 23rd day. The odd's of that being armagedon is intensely far fetched, not to mention what are the odd's of such numeral relativity when contemplating the fact that the death of the so called "Son Of God" is what set the recording of modern time starting at 0 AD on the other side of the world? Well actually Jesus was crucified on Friday, April 3rd, 31AD. SO appearently Jesus missed his own death by almost 31 fucking years. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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08-02-2007, 08:58 PM	#60
buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	Crock of shit imo. The only thing that comes close to telling the future is the Qur'an, I'm not a muslim myself but it predicted the fall of rome and loads of other big stuff, also stuff which has yet to come true.

08-06-2007, 05:17 PM	#62
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