Questions from Jerry Seinfeld - GoFuckYourself.com

GotGauge · 09-05-2002, 09:47 PM

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?

If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a tuhahahae does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What is the speed of dark?

How come we never hear about gruntled employees?

nocostporn · 09-05-2002, 09:51 PM

how can somebody call thesmselves a comedian..when they never write a joke?

Schwick · 09-06-2002, 02:54 AM

Thanks that guy is funny as hell.

ADL Colin · 09-06-2002, 03:14 AM

I'm a comedian.

Naughty · 09-06-2002, 04:36 AM

Here is another one from a comedian Colin likes

"If I melt a lot of dry ice, can I go swim in it without getting wet?"

eRock · 09-06-2002, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
how can somebody call thesmselves a comedian..when they never write a joke?

Uhhh...cuz they think of funny shit no one else does.

09-05-2002, 09:47 PM	#1
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	Questions from Jerry Seinfeld Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny dipping? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success? If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound? If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when an endangered animal eats endangered plants? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a tuhahahae does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? What is the speed of dark? How come we never hear about gruntled employees? __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

09-05-2002, 09:51 PM	#2
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09-06-2002, 03:14 AM	#4
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09-06-2002, 04:36 AM	#5
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09-06-2002, 02:54 AM	#3
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