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The NICEST way of telling a GIRL to go away
I'm in a long term relationship right now...
I'm about to move away...I don't like long distance relationships very much... I are teh gay... I only get it up if you spread your ass cheeks... etc...what is nice and does not hurt anyone? |
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I still love the way this guy dealt with a situation like this - https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSPnKiOAuH8
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This is:
![]() As for telling someone to go away... rejection always hurts. Nothing you can do about that, just be honest and don't lead her on.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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O/T...
Have you ever noticed how closely related the words NICEST and INCEST are... Just reverse the first to letters ant TOTALLY change the meaning of the word... Hmmm |
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random girl: hey!
: ...hi? : who is this? random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace random girl: ur hot : thanks random girl: np : this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her : what should I do? random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing : oh alright : I have to go : my mom is kicking me off : bye <3 bash.org |
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you what? ohh my mum is kicking me off |
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I need a beer
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Just tell her the truth
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I need a beer
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Just tell her the truth
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Be a man. Fuck one of her friends and the problem will take care of itself.
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Show her an empty wallet, you will never see her again.
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'It's not you, it's me'
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tell her "your too much like a sister to me" I hate when chick say "your to much like a brother to me", skip the incest jokes, not what I meant.
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"perhaps your parents are worried about you..."
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So Fucking Banned
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It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Do Fun Shit.
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Quick and to the punch... I likes it...
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some nice infos here , thanks
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how long term?
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Spit in her face or throw shit at her. That should do it.
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I'm here for SPORT
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best answer so far
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tell her you are gay
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straight to the point! lol
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"I'm broke" will do the trick
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"It's not you, it's me. Who am I kidding, it's SO totally you!"
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Just say you want to fuck her and one of her hot girlfriends! You will either have the time of your life, or you get rid of her! Either way you win!
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