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Old 07-29-2007, 05:31 PM   #1
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The NICEST way of telling a GIRL to go away

I'm in a long term relationship right now...

I'm about to move away...I don't like long distance relationships very much...

I are teh gay...

I only get it up if you spread your ass cheeks...

etc...what is nice and does not hurt anyone?
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:39 PM   #2
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:47 PM   #3
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I still love the way this guy dealt with a situation like this - https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSPnKiOAuH8

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Old 07-29-2007, 05:48 PM   #4
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what is nice and does not hurt anyone?
This is:


As for telling someone to go away... rejection always hurts. Nothing you can do about that, just be honest and don't lead her on.
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:51 PM   #5
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I still love the way this guy dealt with a situation like this - https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSPnKiOAuH8

lol a classic...i'm too nice though
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:54 PM   #6
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As for telling someone to go away... rejection always hurts. Nothing you can do about that, just be honest and don't lead her on.
I are just cute kitty but I are like you not very many much?

heh I just try to be honest but nice
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Old 07-29-2007, 05:55 PM   #7
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Have you ever noticed how closely related the words NICEST and INCEST are...
Just reverse the first to letters ant TOTALLY change the meaning of the word... Hmmm
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:04 PM   #8
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O/T...
Have you ever noticed how closely related the words NICEST and INCEST are...
Just reverse the first to letters ant TOTALLY change the meaning of the word... Hmmm
now that you say it...hmmm
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:16 PM   #9
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random girl: hey!
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: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
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random girl: np
: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
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: my mom is kicking me off
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:18 PM   #10
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random girl: hey!
: ...hi?
: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
: thanks
random girl: np
: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
: oh alright
: I have to go
: my mom is kicking me off
: bye

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you what?

ohh my mum is kicking me off
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:26 PM   #11
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:27 PM   #12
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:31 PM   #13
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Be a man. Fuck one of her friends and the problem will take care of itself.
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:38 PM   #14
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:53 PM   #15
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:54 PM   #16
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tell her "your too much like a sister to me" I hate when chick say "your to much like a brother to me", skip the incest jokes, not what I meant.
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:56 PM   #17
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Old 07-29-2007, 06:57 PM   #18
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:17 PM   #19
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I still love the way this guy dealt with a situation like this - https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSPnKiOAuH8

haha i love the Chaser, those guys rock
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:25 PM   #20
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:29 PM   #21
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It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
Quick and to the punch... I likes it...
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Old 07-29-2007, 07:31 PM   #22
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I still love the way this guy dealt with a situation like this - https://youtube.com/watch?v=RSPnKiOAuH8

LMAO "Have you tried to text her"...
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:43 PM   #23
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some nice infos here , thanks
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:55 PM   #24
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Be a man. Fuck one of her friends and the problem will take care of itself.
lol... that's rude...
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:11 AM   #25
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:15 AM   #26
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Spit in her face or throw shit at her. That should do it.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:25 AM   #27
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best answer so far
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:33 AM   #28
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:39 AM   #29
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:54 AM   #30
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Old 07-30-2007, 07:29 AM   #31
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Old 07-30-2007, 08:05 AM   #32
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:40 AM   #34
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I'm in a long term relationship right now...

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I are teh gay...

I only get it up if you spread your ass cheeks...

etc...what is nice and does not hurt anyone?

FUCK OFF CUNT
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Old 08-03-2007, 05:48 PM   #35
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FUCK OFF CUNT
will try tomorrow...
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Old 08-03-2007, 05:55 PM   #36
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Just say you want to fuck her and one of her hot girlfriends! You will either have the time of your life, or you get rid of her! Either way you win!
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Old 08-03-2007, 05:57 PM   #37
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Just say you want to fuck her and one of her hot girlfriends! You will either have the time of your life, or you get rid of her! Either way you win!
I don't want to fucker her though...just her hot friend
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