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WWC-Moe B. · 07-26-2007, 03:12 PM

Just a little story about marriage............

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words?...Well Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Assehole?"

........and, they lived happily ever after.

SexualDragon · 07-26-2007, 03:14 PM

good one

seeric · 07-26-2007, 03:15 PM

hahahahahaha.

thanks for making me not want a GF again. ROFL.

awesome moe!

BAKO · 07-26-2007, 03:19 PM

axelcat · 07-26-2007, 03:20 PM

Good one

topbucksdarlene · 07-26-2007, 03:29 PM

Too funny!

tranza · 07-26-2007, 03:33 PM

Lol, nice one!!!

zeuss · 07-26-2007, 03:34 PM

shekinah · 07-26-2007, 04:32 PM

hahhaahaa... very true!

D · 07-26-2007, 04:34 PM

hahaha... nice one.

CDSmith · 07-26-2007, 04:37 PM

swoop · 07-26-2007, 04:46 PM

haha, those were both great

CDSmith · 07-26-2007, 04:50 PM

You know the honeymoon is over
and the romance a dying flower
when she comes in to take a shit
while you are in the shower.

BV · 07-26-2007, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Moe B.

Just a little story about marriage............

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words?...Well Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Assehole?"

........and, they lived happily ever after.

lol. i'm gonna print this out and give this to my fiance'

WWC-Moe B. · 07-26-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

lol... that's funny

WWC-Moe B. · 07-26-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

lol. i'm gonna print this out and give this to my fiance'

I would love to know her reaction...lol good luck!

Spunky · 07-26-2007, 05:28 PM

Sent shivers down my back

M0nk · 07-26-2007, 06:26 PM

nosey · 07-26-2007, 06:28 PM

woj · 07-26-2007, 06:40 PM

zand_stein · 07-26-2007, 06:47 PM

Very cool and funny....
thanks for the joke it make me laught.....lol

paymeback · 07-26-2007, 06:56 PM

nice one hahaha

wargames · 07-26-2007, 06:59 PM

Note to self cancel wedding next year

WWC-Moe B. · 07-26-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wargames

Note to self cancel wedding next year

Hehe... good luck brother...

alby_persignup · 07-26-2007, 08:30 PM

that is fucking funny and true!.. lol

AK · 07-26-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

hahahahahaha.

thanks for making me not want a GF again. ROFL.

awesome moe!

is that why you're into Firemen now ?
j/k bro..
i can't resist bro.. sorry!

irinasp · 07-27-2007, 12:31 AM

Lolololol

bobby666 · 07-27-2007, 01:22 AM

nice one :-)

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-27-2007, 01:46 AM

Interesting!!!

martinsc · 07-27-2007, 01:47 AM

Violetta · 07-27-2007, 02:20 AM

haha... fucking funny!

Gentle_Ben · 07-27-2007, 02:35 AM

jokessss

WWC · 07-28-2007, 01:10 AM

hahaha! Nice one....

carol.prime · 07-28-2007, 06:58 AM

hahaha!!!..i love that one!!

Lykos · 07-28-2007, 07:03 AM

this one is good

sniperwolf · 07-28-2007, 07:29 AM

lol! that's funny!

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WWC-Moe B. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,546	Joke of the day for you guys that want to get married Just a little story about marriage............ A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words?...Well Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Assehole?" ........and, they lived happily ever after. __________________ Moe B. [email protected] ICQ - 286024627 Now get full videos with Matching High Res Photos !!! " CONTENT PROVIDER OF THE YEAR! " ~ XBIZ 2007, 2008 and 2009 AWARDS WINNER New IP-TV Streaming Technology Feeds for Your Site ! www.WorldWideFeeds.com !!!

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