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Old 07-23-2007, 11:20 AM   #1
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The Clitoris: Nature's Rubik's Cube

I was watching a Family Guy clip on Youtube and there was a reference by a newscaster to "The Clitoris: Nature's Rubik's Cube".

My 15-year-old overheard this and sasy, "What was that?"

Me: "Nature's Rubik's Cube"

Him: What is?

Me: um, Panda nipples.

Him: Why?

Me: Do you claim to understand them?

Him: No, seriously. Why are they nature's Rubik's Cube?

... So I sigh and play the clip again, and he says,

"What's a clitoris?"

... ....
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:31 AM   #2
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your son is 15 and doesn't know that a clitoris is???
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:34 AM   #3
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your son is 15 and doesn't know that a clitoris is???
He probably knows what it is but doesnt know how to find the fucking thing yet or what to do with it!
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:35 AM   #4
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"The Clitoris: Nature's Rubik's Cube".
I like it...
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:49 AM   #5
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you might need to explain the birds and the bees
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:15 PM   #6
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this story was perfectly fine up until i realized there was a "1" in front of the "5"......what da hell are you doing with your kids??? keeping them locked???

You need to keep your kids informed or it will just bring probs for em in the future.
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:17 PM   #7
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And you can win it with the ladies if your tongue gets all the colors on the right spots
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Old 07-23-2007, 12:38 PM   #8
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