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Chester D. · 07-16-2007, 11:30 PM

What are the steps to make sure it's kosher?

D · 07-16-2007, 11:33 PM

Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

bobby666 · 07-16-2007, 11:47 PM

try searach function here and you'll find some hints

TurboAngel · 07-16-2007, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

LMAO. He did give out some tips!

Chester D. · 07-17-2007, 02:36 AM

I wan't to have sex with a prostitute....how do i do it?

StuartD · 07-17-2007, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chester D.

I wan't to have sex with a prostitute....how do i do it?

You attack ladymischief out of the blue for no reason and then come back with such quality threads as this.
I just knew you weren't to be taken seriously.

Chester D. · 07-17-2007, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

You attack ladymischief out of the blue for no reason and then come back with such quality threads as this.
I just knew you weren't to be taken seriously.

well i wouldn't have to pay ladymischief.....i'd just give her a few snausages and it'd be on the house....

raymor · 07-17-2007, 12:01 PM

Find one with good reviews at a site like www.aspd.net or www.bigdoggie.net

Z · 07-17-2007, 06:10 PM

I'd be more than happy to help you learn how to deal with escorts, but since you said that you want to have sex with a prostitute (which is illegal in many unenlightened countries), I simply can't be of assistance.

All our best...

bronco67 · 07-17-2007, 06:58 PM

Only see someone reviewed on reputable(ha ha) site, like theeroticreview.com.

Never take a chance on a girl unless she's been reviewed, has a pic, and it has been confirmed that she is the girl in said pic.

I used to hit these French Canadian chicks(for some threesome action) that would visit New York, and they were always smoking hot because I did my research.

Iron Fist · 07-17-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

You put your penis in her vagina.

I hope she double bags it.

annomoterrace · 07-17-2007, 07:50 PM

I once hired an escort. I told them I wanted a hot girl in great shape, any race as long as they are HOT! The agency sent over "Juicy D. Links" wearing a uni-tard, and I don't want that to ever happen again. Is there a way to avoid that TRAP?

madawgz · 07-17-2007, 08:02 PM

make sure you know the agency...find one you like and stick with it

CuriousToyBoy · 07-17-2007, 08:03 PM

Read the REAL reviews of others FIRST.

We have OVER 100000 reviews from real people of their real experiences with some of our 10000+ real escorts the world over.

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adultfora · 07-17-2007, 08:09 PM

try to get a girlfriend insted of fucking whores

Colonel_Angus · 07-17-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Only see someone reviewed on reputable(ha ha) site, like theeroticreview.com.

Never take a chance on a girl unless she's been reviewed, has a pic, and it has been confirmed that she is the girl in said pic.

I used to hit these French Canadian chicks(for some threesome action) that would visit New York, and they were always smoking hot because I did my research.

I hear what you're saying regarding the whole security aspect. But when I go to a website like troothsayer and I see that a girl has like 200 dudes that she gives props to and says she's met them in person and she's only been a member on the site for like 3 months, then that's a turnoff.

I've had GREAT success hunting down amateur girls on craigslist. No, I'm not giving away my secrets.

Barefootsies · 07-17-2007, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by D

Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

L M F A O

Indeed he did.

posh rat in hell · 07-20-2007, 07:16 AM

yeah, looking at these review sites and making it very obvious that 1000 other guys have been there before turns it into a major turnoff imho

Madame0120 · 07-20-2007, 09:33 AM

Wow it must suck to be a guy.

bronco67 · 07-20-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Madame0120

Wow it must suck to be a guy.

No, it's actually nice to know that you can pay to walk into a hotel room and have sex with 1, 2 or more really hot women, and you don't have to go through the normal chick bullshit. Only NBA stars and Leo Dicaprio could fuck 10 girls at once, but if I wanted to(or had the funds) I could do it without getting rich and famous first.

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