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Chester D. 07-16-2007 11:30 PM

How to not get ripped off by an escort?
 
What are the steps to make sure it's kosher?

D 07-16-2007 11:33 PM

Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

bobby666 07-16-2007 11:47 PM

try searach function here and you'll find some hints

TurboAngel 07-16-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12772125)
Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

LMAO. He did give out some tips!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chester D. 07-17-2007 02:36 AM

I wan't to have sex with a prostitute....how do i do it?

StuartD 07-17-2007 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chester D. (Post 12772520)
I wan't to have sex with a prostitute....how do i do it?

You attack ladymischief out of the blue for no reason and then come back with such quality threads as this.
I just knew you weren't to be taken seriously.

Chester D. 07-17-2007 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12772622)
You attack ladymischief out of the blue for no reason and then come back with such quality threads as this.
I just knew you weren't to be taken seriously.

well i wouldn't have to pay ladymischief.....i'd just give her a few snausages and it'd be on the house....

raymor 07-17-2007 12:01 PM

Find one with good reviews at a site like www.aspd.net or www.bigdoggie.net

Z 07-17-2007 06:10 PM

I'd be more than happy to help you learn how to deal with escorts, but since you said that you want to have sex with a prostitute (which is illegal in many unenlightened countries), I simply can't be of assistance.

All our best...

bronco67 07-17-2007 06:58 PM

Only see someone reviewed on reputable(ha ha) site, like theeroticreview.com.

Never take a chance on a girl unless she's been reviewed, has a pic, and it has been confirmed that she is the girl in said pic.

I used to hit these French Canadian chicks(for some threesome action) that would visit New York, and they were always smoking hot because I did my research.

Iron Fist 07-17-2007 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 12774882)
You put your penis in her vagina.

I hope she double bags it.

annomoterrace 07-17-2007 07:50 PM

I once hired an escort. I told them I wanted a hot girl in great shape, any race as long as they are HOT! The agency sent over "Juicy D. Links" wearing a uni-tard, and I don't want that to ever happen again. Is there a way to avoid that TRAP?

madawgz 07-17-2007 08:02 PM

make sure you know the agency...find one you like and stick with it

CuriousToyBoy 07-17-2007 08:03 PM

Read the REAL reviews of others FIRST.

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adultfora 07-17-2007 08:09 PM

try to get a girlfriend insted of fucking whores

Colonel_Angus 07-17-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 12776197)
Only see someone reviewed on reputable(ha ha) site, like theeroticreview.com.

Never take a chance on a girl unless she's been reviewed, has a pic, and it has been confirmed that she is the girl in said pic.

I used to hit these French Canadian chicks(for some threesome action) that would visit New York, and they were always smoking hot because I did my research.

I hear what you're saying regarding the whole security aspect. But when I go to a website like troothsayer and I see that a girl has like 200 dudes that she gives props to and says she's met them in person and she's only been a member on the site for like 3 months, then that's a turnoff.

I've had GREAT success hunting down amateur girls on craigslist. No, I'm not giving away my secrets.

Barefootsies 07-17-2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12772125)
Our esteemed colleague, the Anal Hobbit, had some tips on ripping off escorts.

I'd imagine you could follow those plans, but, instead of ripping them off, actually pay them at the appropriate time, and you'd be good to go.

L M F A O

Indeed he did.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

posh rat in hell 07-20-2007 07:16 AM

yeah, looking at these review sites and making it very obvious that 1000 other guys have been there before turns it into a major turnoff imho

Madame0120 07-20-2007 09:33 AM

Wow it must suck to be a guy.

bronco67 07-20-2007 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Madame0120 (Post 12789415)
Wow it must suck to be a guy.

No, it's actually nice to know that you can pay to walk into a hotel room and have sex with 1, 2 or more really hot women, and you don't have to go through the normal chick bullshit. Only NBA stars and Leo Dicaprio could fuck 10 girls at once, but if I wanted to(or had the funds) I could do it without getting rich and famous first.


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