I don't have testicular cancer! - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 09-04-2002, 04:22 PM

Here is my story:

About a month ago I had what I would call a dull ache in my balls and I wasn't liking that. I had recently been reading about testicular cancer and so I decided to do a thorough check of my balls. I found a small bump on my right testicle. I'm not sure if it has always been there or not because I never checked before. So I got a little paranoid at the time, but the power of denial overcame my fears of what it might be, and I tried not to think about it. Unfortunately, its the type of thing that you just can't stop thinking about. So I finally got up the courage to go to the doctor and get it checked out. I went today and he told me I had nothing to worry about.

Anyways, in the past few weeks I've read and learned a lot about testicular cancer. All you guys reading this should do regular self-inspections, and if you find anything that is irregular you should definitely get it checked out.

It is the most common type of cancer in men aged 15-35

It is very cureable if it is found early

Check yourself now!

RATBOY · 09-04-2002, 04:25 PM

Every night. I also have my girlfriend perform a prostate exam regularly on me.

Beastiepoo · 09-04-2002, 04:26 PM

Good for you! I'm glad to hear the lump turned out to be nothing. You are absolutely right; when it comes to breast and testicular cancer, the best thing anyone can do is give themselves a good prod once a month just to make sure everything is as it should be.

And if you ever find anything, YOU HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. And as soon as you can. I've seen people die slowly of cancer and I gotta tell you, it SUCKS.

Cheshire · 09-04-2002, 04:29 PM

which GFYer will be the one to offer Testicle and Breast Self Examination Classes at the January show?

C'mon!

Brown Bear · 09-04-2002, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Good for you! I'm glad to hear the lump turned out to be nothing. You are absolutely right; when it comes to breast and testicular cancer, the best thing anyone can do is give themselves a good prod once a month just to make sure everything is as it should be.

And if you ever find anything, YOU HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. And as soon as you can. I've seen people die slowly of cancer and I gotta tell you, it SUCKS.

Yeah, I've watched a few family members die slowly from cancer and its brutal how it just slowly sucks the life out of you until you eventually give in and die.

Its good to be cancer free!

Sly_RJ · 09-04-2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
which GFYer will be the one to offer Testicle and Breast Self Examination Classes at the January show?

C'mon!

Did you just volunteer? Woohoo!

Beastiepoo · 09-04-2002, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
which GFYer will be the one to offer Testicle and Breast Self Examination Classes at the January show?

C'mon!

I'd do it but I can't go. The baby is due end of January and as its my first I'm not gonna take ANY chances.

BVF · 09-04-2002, 04:36 PM

I went through the same thing..one time during a masturbation session, I felt a small lump on my well oiled testicles. then I started reading shit about testicular cancer online and I got paranoid. I even started feeling the "dull ache" that they say you get.

I went straight to the doctor and had them do a sonogram/ultrasound on my nuts. It turned out to be nothing but man on man, you take your testicles for granted until you think that you're going to lose one.

Brown Bear · 09-04-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
you take your testicles for granted until you think that you're going to lose one.

Yeah, I definitely did...until now.

Cheshire · 09-04-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
It turned out to be nothing but man on man,

come again?

BVF · 09-04-2002, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

come again?

that's man O man....getcha mind out of the gutter

Cheshire · 09-04-2002, 04:50 PM

It's an affliction ~ dirty mind syndrome

pauly · 09-04-2002, 06:19 PM

Lucky, Last January I found a lump on my testicle, the doctors thought it was testicular cancer, but it ended up being non hodgkins lymphoma of the testicle.. after a bunch of chemo radiation and other treatments im in remission and cancer free.. Hopefully it'll stay that way. Glad to hear you are alrite.. And yes, guys check your balls if I hadn't noticed that lump for another 2 months the Docs said I would prob. be dead.

Cheshire · 09-04-2002, 06:22 PM

Wow
That's intense Pauly ~ glad to hear you're cool now

Rex · 09-04-2002, 06:52 PM

congrats man

pauly · 09-04-2002, 07:39 PM

Thanks guys.

mastamindz · 09-04-2002, 08:18 PM

Is there a certain teqnique one should use when feeling their nuts??

archer · 09-04-2002, 10:44 PM

I knew a guy once that had testicular cancer. not fun.

he didn't make it.

so check 'em out often...or better, have someone else to it

roseyrid · 09-04-2002, 10:59 PM

glad to hear you ok...thats some serious shit. I would suggest everyone check their nuts every week, to make sure there is nothing fishy going on in there...

faytl · 09-05-2002, 12:06 AM

How exactely are you sposed to tell whats abnormal in your testicals without feeling normal ones beforehand ? I mean, seriously what do you check for ?

Speaking of cancer, I went in to the doctors 2 days ago to get removed what was supposed to be a cyst in my head which was getting rather large, turned out the be a wrong diagnosis and it's actually, a tumour... Benign of course, well, asuming because it hasn't done anything to me in the last year or so I've had it. Hope they don't fuck up like that again :\

PhilipX · 09-05-2002, 12:55 AM

Are you now without your testicles? .....ooops.
How does it feel?

Wizzo · 09-05-2002, 06:37 AM

Words to live by, "I don't have testicular cancer!"...lol

09-04-2002, 04:22 PM	#1
Brown Bear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,982	I don't have testicular cancer! Here is my story: About a month ago I had what I would call a dull ache in my balls and I wasn't liking that. I had recently been reading about testicular cancer and so I decided to do a thorough check of my balls. I found a small bump on my right testicle. I'm not sure if it has always been there or not because I never checked before. So I got a little paranoid at the time, but the power of denial overcame my fears of what it might be, and I tried not to think about it. Unfortunately, its the type of thing that you just can't stop thinking about. So I finally got up the courage to go to the doctor and get it checked out. I went today and he told me I had nothing to worry about. Anyways, in the past few weeks I've read and learned a lot about testicular cancer. All you guys reading this should do regular self-inspections, and if you find anything that is irregular you should definitely get it checked out. It is the most common type of cancer in men aged 15-35 It is very cureable if it is found early Check yourself now! __________________ Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

09-04-2002, 04:26 PM	#3
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Good for you! I'm glad to hear the lump turned out to be nothing. You are absolutely right; when it comes to breast and testicular cancer, the best thing anyone can do is give themselves a good prod once a month just to make sure everything is as it should be. And if you ever find anything, YOU HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. And as soon as you can. I've seen people die slowly of cancer and I gotta tell you, it SUCKS. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

09-04-2002, 04:29 PM	#4
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	which GFYer will be the one to offer Testicle and Breast Self Examination Classes at the January show? C'mon! __________________ just a little bit naughty

09-04-2002, 04:50 PM	#12
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	It's an affliction ~ dirty mind syndrome __________________ just a little bit naughty

09-04-2002, 06:19 PM	#13
pauly Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 114	Lucky, Last January I found a lump on my testicle, the doctors thought it was testicular cancer, but it ended up being non hodgkins lymphoma of the testicle.. after a bunch of chemo radiation and other treatments im in remission and cancer free.. Hopefully it'll stay that way. Glad to hear you are alrite.. And yes, guys check your balls if I hadn't noticed that lump for another 2 months the Docs said I would prob. be dead. __________________ icq: 87278268

09-04-2002, 04:25 PM	#2
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Every night. I also have my girlfriend perform a prostate exam regularly on me.

09-04-2002, 04:36 PM	#8
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I went through the same thing..one time during a masturbation session, I felt a small lump on my well oiled testicles. then I started reading shit about testicular cancer online and I got paranoid. I even started feeling the "dull ache" that they say you get. I went straight to the doctor and had them do a sonogram/ultrasound on my nuts. It turned out to be nothing but man on man, you take your testicles for granted until you think that you're going to lose one.

09-04-2002, 06:22 PM	#14
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Wow That's intense Pauly ~ glad to hear you're cool now __________________ just a little bit naughty

09-04-2002, 06:52 PM	#15
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09-04-2002, 07:39 PM	#16
pauly Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 114	Thanks guys. __________________ icq: 87278268

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09-04-2002, 10:44 PM	#18
archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	I knew a guy once that had testicular cancer. not fun. he didn't make it. so check 'em out often...or better, have someone else to it __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

09-04-2002, 10:59 PM	#19
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	glad to hear you ok...thats some serious shit. I would suggest everyone check their nuts every week, to make sure there is nothing fishy going on in there...

09-05-2002, 12:06 AM	#20
faytl Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 121	How exactely are you sposed to tell whats abnormal in your testicals without feeling normal ones beforehand ? I mean, seriously what do you check for ? Speaking of cancer, I went in to the doctors 2 days ago to get removed what was supposed to be a cyst in my head which was getting rather large, turned out the be a wrong diagnosis and it's actually, a tumour... Benign of course, well, asuming because it hasn't done anything to me in the last year or so I've had it. Hope they don't fuck up like that again :\

09-05-2002, 12:55 AM	#21
PhilipX Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 200	Are you now without your testicles? .....ooops. How does it feel?

09-05-2002, 06:37 AM	#22
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Words to live by, "I don't have testicular cancer!"...lol __________________ Looking for Opportunity!