I need to write a strong worded letter to my Sponsors to avoid shaving! - GoFuckYourself.com

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:20 PM

my english is limited, so if you have ideas, comments , and experiences please help me write a letter to my sponsors, so i don't have to check my stats every 30 mins to avoid shaving .

Thank you very much .

A Buck Or 2

P.s Thanks to Soul_Rebel , he's a great guy who has helped me alot , otherwise i'd lose alot of money cuzz my sponsors shave like crazy .

Amputate Your Head · 09-04-2002, 01:20 PM

tell them you'll kick their punk ass.

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
tell them you'll kick their punk ass.

you must be nice. don't burn bridges here .

Gary · 09-04-2002, 01:22 PM

Make sure you mention you'll fuck their momma in the ass and sell the video. That one line keeps most sponsors from shaving me. After i sent it to one sponsor, i went from 1 signup a day to 30 a day instantly

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Make sure you mention you'll fuck their momma in the ass and sell the video. That one line keeps most sponsors from shaving me. After i sent it to one sponsor, i went from 1 signup a day to 30 a day instantly

i am afraid they will ban me from their program . i guess i have to say something nice to them so they stop the Shave_O_Matic machine on my account .

Gary · 09-04-2002, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by AbuckOr2

i am afraid they will ban me from their program . i guess i have to say something nice to them so they stop the Shave_O_Matic machine on my account .

Trust me, they only respond to threats. You gotta put fear into them.

Amputate Your Head · 09-04-2002, 01:26 PM

tell them you KNOW what they're doing and if they don't wanna get busted, they better turn it off for you. They always comply when you let them know that you know what they're doing. Be firm though.... threaten them if you have to. It always works.

boldy · 09-04-2002, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by AbuckOr2

i am afraid they will ban me from their program . i guess i have to say something nice to them so they stop the Shave_O_Matic machine on my account .

Oh well, tell them you'll lick their momma pussy first . If that doesnt help switch to the Gary method ... just a thought...

polish_aristocrat · 09-04-2002, 01:31 PM

doesn't everyone have stats like that

Unique Signups Ratios Earnings
Today 2 1 1:2 $ 25.00

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:34 PM

hm....how about this :

You nigga better turn off the Shave-o-matic machine on me, or you will get your balls blasted . I know what you are doing and I'm doing ; i am an honest webmaster and you are a fucking cheater . you shave your webmasters like you shave your pupid hair . take my word or die? wondering i'm fucking your wife , mom , and sisters right now. we're doing group sex ,orgy etc ... if you don't stop then i'm gonna fuck YOU . I'm going to rape your ass like a motherfucker and then don't say why I didn't tell you .

so turn the fucking Shave-o-matic machine off on my accounts, or you will be served .

Your Webmaster.
Sign-------------------
My Real name and address here-------------

Date Time etc.

Enclosed : screen cap of the stats of every 3 minutes . print them out and stick them to your ass if you'd like to .

How is my letter ? Is it strong enough ? put in inputs if you have some more things to say .

Thank you all

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
doesn't everyone have stats like that

Unique Signups Ratios Earnings
Today 2 1 1:2 $ 25.00

what the fuck ? my sponsor must rip 1000's of dollars from me .

my stat is like 1:2343 or worser . damn

Gary · 09-04-2002, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by AbuckOr2
hm....how about this :

You nigga better turn off the Shave-o-matic machine on me, or you will get your balls blasted . I know what you are doing and I'm doing ; i am an honest webmaster and you are a fucking cheater . you shave your webmasters like you shave your pupid hair . take my word or die? wondering i'm fucking your wife , mom , and sisters right now. we're doing group sex ,orgy etc ... if you don't stop then i'm gonna fuck YOU . I'm going to rape your ass like a motherfucker and then don't say why I didn't tell you .

so turn the fucking Shave-o-matic machine off on my accounts, or you will be served .

Your Webmaster.
Sign-------------------
My Real name and address here-------------

Date Time etc.

Enclosed : screen cap of the stats of every 3 minutes . print them out and stick them to your ass if you'd like to .

How is my letter ? Is it strong enough ? put in inputs if you have some more things to say .

Thank you all

Perfect

salsbury · 09-04-2002, 01:38 PM

include your SSN and your address too so they can look you up on file.

you also need to threaten that you'll send your traffic to someone else if they don't comply immediately. (you have to follow through with this threat or it doesn't matter). as a sysadmin i get to watch the graphs for paysites and such and i can tell you when one gallery poster stops using them, it's clear. the bandwidth goes down by like 2000bits/s or so.

RMG · 09-04-2002, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by AbuckOr2

what the fuck ? my sponsor must rip 1000's of dollars from me .

my stat is like 1:2343 or worser . damn

Worser hehe.

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by salsbury
include your SSN and your address too so they can look you up on file.

you also need to threaten that you'll send your traffic to someone else if they don't comply immediately. (you have to follow through with this threat or it doesn't matter). as a sysadmin i get to watch the graphs for paysites and such and i can tell you when one gallery poster stops using them, it's clear. the bandwidth goes down by like 2000bits/s or so.

thanks man , good ideas .

Rose · 09-04-2002, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by AbuckOr2
my english is limited, so if you have ideas, comments , and experiences please help me write a letter to my sponsors, so i don't have to check my stats every 30 mins to avoid shaving .

Thank you very much .

A Buck Or 2

P.s Thanks to Soul_Rebel , he's a great guy who has helped me alot , otherwise i'd lose alot of money cuzz my sponsors shave like crazy .

Why dont you change your sponsors.?There is enough honest ones

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Rose

Why dont you change your sponsors.?There is enough honest ones

they are the most honest ones now .

Amputate Your Head · 09-04-2002, 01:55 PM

they'll be more honest after you tell them how you know the deal and what's up. You can't let them sponsors walk on you like that man..... you gotta take action!

AbuckOr2 · 09-04-2002, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
they'll be more honest after you tell them how you know the deal and what's up. You can't let them sponsors walk on you like that man..... you gotta take action!

yes, actions must be taken seriously . these bitches will eat the ground soon .

09-04-2002, 01:20 PM	#1
AbuckOr2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 498	I need to write a strong worded letter to my Sponsors to avoid shaving! my english is limited, so if you have ideas, comments , and experiences please help me write a letter to my sponsors, so i don't have to check my stats every 30 mins to avoid shaving . Thank you very much . A Buck Or 2 P.s Thanks to Soul_Rebel , he's a great guy who has helped me alot , otherwise i'd lose alot of money cuzz my sponsors shave like crazy .

09-04-2002, 01:20 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	tell them you'll kick their punk ass. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-04-2002, 01:22 PM	#4
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Make sure you mention you'll fuck their momma in the ass and sell the video. That one line keeps most sponsors from shaving me. After i sent it to one sponsor, i went from 1 signup a day to 30 a day instantly __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

09-04-2002, 01:26 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	tell them you KNOW what they're doing and if they don't wanna get busted, they better turn it off for you. They always comply when you let them know that you know what they're doing. Be firm though.... threaten them if you have to. It always works. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

09-04-2002, 01:31 PM	#9
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	doesn't everyone have stats like that Unique Signups Ratios Earnings Today 2 1 1:2 $ 25.00 __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-04-2002, 01:34 PM	#10
AbuckOr2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 498	hm....how about this : You nigga better turn off the Shave-o-matic machine on me, or you will get your balls blasted . I know what you are doing and I'm doing ; i am an honest webmaster and you are a fucking cheater . you shave your webmasters like you shave your pupid hair . take my word or die? wondering i'm fucking your wife , mom , and sisters right now. we're doing group sex ,orgy etc ... if you don't stop then i'm gonna fuck YOU . I'm going to rape your ass like a motherfucker and then don't say why I didn't tell you . so turn the fucking Shave-o-matic machine off on my accounts, or you will be served . Your Webmaster. Sign------------------- My Real name and address here------------- Date Time etc. Enclosed : screen cap of the stats of every 3 minutes . print them out and stick them to your ass if you'd like to . How is my letter ? Is it strong enough ? put in inputs if you have some more things to say . Thank you all

09-04-2002, 01:38 PM	#13
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	include your SSN and your address too so they can look you up on file. you also need to threaten that you'll send your traffic to someone else if they don't comply immediately. (you have to follow through with this threat or it doesn't matter). as a sysadmin i get to watch the graphs for paysites and such and i can tell you when one gallery poster stops using them, it's clear. the bandwidth goes down by like 2000bits/s or so. __________________

09-04-2002, 01:55 PM	#18
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	they'll be more honest after you tell them how you know the deal and what's up. You can't let them sponsors walk on you like that man..... you gotta take action! __________________ SIG TOO BIG