I need to write a strong worded letter to my Sponsors to avoid shaving!
 

my english is limited, so if you have ideas, comments , and experiences please help me write a letter to my sponsors, so i don't have to check my stats every 30 mins to avoid shaving .

Thank you very much .

A Buck Or 2

P.s Thanks to Soul_Rebel , he's a great guy who has helped me alot , otherwise i'd lose alot of money cuzz my sponsors shave like crazy .

tell them you'll kick their punk ass.

you must be nice. don't burn bridges here .

Make sure you mention you'll fuck their momma in the ass and sell the video. That one line keeps most sponsors from shaving me. After i sent it to one sponsor, i went from 1 signup a day to 30 a day instantly

i am afraid they will ban me from their program . i guess i have to say something nice to them so they stop the Shave_O_Matic machine on my account .

Trust me, they only respond to threats. You gotta put fear into them.

tell them you KNOW what they're doing and if they don't wanna get busted, they better turn it off for you. They always comply when you let them know that you know what they're doing. Be firm though.... threaten them if you have to. It always works.

Oh well, tell them you'll lick their momma pussy first . If that doesnt help switch to the Gary method ... just a thought...

doesn't everyone have stats like that :)

Unique Signups Ratios Earnings
Today 2 1 1:2 $ 25.00

hm....how about this :

You nigga better turn off the Shave-o-matic machine on me, or you will get your balls blasted . I know what you are doing and I'm doing ; i am an honest webmaster and you are a fucking cheater . you shave your webmasters like you shave your pupid hair . take my word or die? wondering i'm fucking your wife , mom , and sisters right now. we're doing group sex ,orgy etc ... if you don't stop then i'm gonna fuck YOU . I'm going to rape your ass like a motherfucker and then don't say why I didn't tell you .

so turn the fucking Shave-o-matic machine off on my accounts, or you will be served .


Your Webmaster.
Sign-------------------
My Real name and address here-------------

Date Time etc.

Enclosed : screen cap of the stats of every 3 minutes . print them out and stick them to your ass if you'd like to .



How is my letter ? Is it strong enough ? put in inputs if you have some more things to say .

Thank you all

what the fuck ? my sponsor must rip 1000's of dollars from me .

my stat is like 1:2343 or worser . damn

Perfect

include your SSN and your address too so they can look you up on file.

you also need to threaten that you'll send your traffic to someone else if they don't comply immediately. (you have to follow through with this threat or it doesn't matter). as a sysadmin i get to watch the graphs for paysites and such and i can tell you when one gallery poster stops using them, it's clear. the bandwidth goes down by like 2000bits/s or so.

Worser hehe.

thanks man , good ideas .

Why dont you change your sponsors.?There is enough honest ones

they are the most honest ones now .

they'll be more honest after you tell them how you know the deal and what's up. You can't let them sponsors walk on you like that man..... you gotta take action!

yes, actions must be taken seriously . these bitches will eat the ground soon .