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07-16-2007, 11:20 PM
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Why you never question a drunk.
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A litre of milk A carton of eggs A carton of orange juice A 250 gram. package of bacon A head of lettuce A 1 kilo. can of coffee As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." 
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07-16-2007, 11:23 PM
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Oldie but Goodie.
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07-16-2007, 11:37 PM
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boots are my religion
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haha, great !!
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07-16-2007, 11:39 PM
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The Dirty Frenchman
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priceless
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07-16-2007, 11:42 PM
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Well I'm drunk right now and I think I'm right
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07-16-2007, 11:45 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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ohhh fuck that's beautiful
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07-16-2007, 11:45 PM
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mmm yeah!
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07-16-2007, 11:46 PM
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I make pixels work
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Thats fuckin funny...
tell me its just a joke though...?~?
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07-16-2007, 11:48 PM
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07-16-2007, 11:50 PM
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I make pixels work
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07-16-2007, 11:54 PM
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07-16-2007, 11:55 PM
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hahaha!!!
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07-16-2007, 11:55 PM
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haha thats funny
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07-17-2007, 12:28 AM
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my ohmy!
thats just fucking funny! if it happened to me i would share that shit too! thats just priceless!
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07-17-2007, 03:40 AM
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haha, made me laugh
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07-17-2007, 03:44 AM
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the truth actually comes out when someone drunk! LOL!
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07-17-2007, 05:05 AM
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one sick puppy
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LMAO
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07-17-2007, 05:11 AM
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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ok, that was pretty funny
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07-17-2007, 05:23 AM
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hahaha ..its hilarious. lol
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07-17-2007, 05:41 AM
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Did you punch his lights out?
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07-17-2007, 06:26 AM
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muhahahahahaha... great!
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07-17-2007, 06:27 AM
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