Why you never question a drunk.
 

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A litre of milk
A carton of eggs
A carton of orange juice
A 250 gram. package of bacon
A head of lettuce
A 1 kilo. can of coffee

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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Oldie but Goodie. :1orglaugh

haha, great !!

priceless :frenchman

Well I'm drunk right now and I think I'm right:drinkup

ohhh fuck that's beautiful

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Thats fuckin funny...

tell me its just a joke though...?~?

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gotstabe

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hahaha!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha thats funny:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp:pimp

my ohmy!

thats just fucking funny!
if it happened to me i would share that shit too!

thats just priceless!

haha, made me laugh :)

the truth actually comes out when someone drunk! LOL!

LMAO :1orglaugh

ok, that was pretty funny

hahaha ..its hilarious. lol

Did you punch his lights out?

muhahahahahaha... great!

Yup.... :thumbsup

It was a joke .... :error