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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sweden
Posts: 5,650
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Mystery - The door was unlocked.
When I woke up today my frontdoor was unlocked.
1: I know I locked the door, even my GF heard when I tried to open it when it was locked yesterday. 2: I don't think me or my gf could have open it while sleepwalking. Non of us is a sleepwalker and both of us usually wakes up when the otherone goes up. 3: I doubt anyone would have tried to break in since there's a big sign on the door with my Rottweiler on it. And there's mostly turkish people living in my apartment building and they're scared to death by her. 4: Oh, and there have been no ghost activity here either. ![]() So what the fuck is going on? ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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shit man, if I were you, i'd be paranoid for the next months right now about this
so just assume that your gf left silently in the middle of the night to fuck another guy and when she came back, she forgot to lock the door
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#3 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sweden
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Hmmmmm.... You may be on to something.
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#4 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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call ghostbusters !!!
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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What a dirty mind!... May be you you actually unlocked the door and forget it.. memory gap.
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#6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NorCal
Posts: 2,375
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whatever way it was, it seems you are in trouble
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one sick puppy
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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#8 |
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#9 |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 2,697
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lol but really that's what prolly happened.
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
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who else has a key?
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 19,631
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Sorry, i was the former tenant and like to use my key to come into the apartment to anally probe you and your girlfriend. Didn't think you'd realize but after all the ketamine i've been using lately i guess im getting sloppy.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
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Your girlfriend is fucking a Turk.
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